Ah yes! It’s been awhile since the HipHopDX crew has had the opportunity to bless your lives with another round of “What The Fuck!?!?” We know you missed us, although I don’t know if we missed you. At any rate, it is about that time again to make a few observations after a strange beginning to the new year. When producers diss each other, Ray J (Brandy‘s brother?) makes porn and Dr. Dre says Detox is really dropping this year you know it’s time to say “What The Fuck!?!?” Enjoy! And if you don’t enjoy…diss us…we don’t care!
1. WTF…does anybody REALLY believe Detox is dropping this year?
2. WTF? With Scott Storch coming at Timbaland with a diss track, producers beefing now in hip-hop? What’s next, hype men going at it?
3. WTF was Ludacris thinking when he performed at Paris Hitler…errr…Hilton’s b-day party? How you gonna diss Oprah and then get down with an out and out racist?
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4. WTF? When did dissing Jay-Z become a trend?!?!
5. WTF has Lil Wayne been smoking lately? He went the fuck off on Jay-Z, Pharrell and others and then he apologized?
6. WTF? How long will it be before we start a Hip-Hop beef acceptance committee? Hip-Hop B.A.C., if you will!
7. WTF took so long for 50 and Cam to get into it? The two more overinflated ego’s should have clashed long ago.
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8. WTF is up with all the Web-gang-banging? (Tru Life‘s Myspace, Camerongiles.net, Cuurtis.com)
9. WTF? Beyonce is considered everyone’s “it” girl and she tops the charts, but why did she look salty while Jennifer Hudson got her shine at the Oscars?
10. WTF? Gay women hosting the Oscars, black people winning Oscars, a female or black man is going into office, the world is doomed!!!
11. WTF was up with Eddie Murphy not winning best supporting actor? We know why..
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12. WTF was Norbit!?!?
13. WTF doesn’t anyone put out big albums in Febuary? There is so little competition! This could means selling 1000s and 1000s more albums than dropping in November with everyone else and they mama!
14. WTF is a Hallelujah Holla Back? I dunno but I think John Brown is smarter than your average rapper.
15. WTF is up with the Norwood family? Brandy getting sued for 50 mil then Ray J trying to help his sister out by selling his porno? They all fucked up in the head (is that a E! True Hollywood Story I see coming?)
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16. WTF is up with great producers making hits for pop artists (DJ Premier and Timbaland)? Why don’t hip hop cats want to fool with them anymore?
17. WTF @ I Love New York? Flava of Love made me ashamed to be Black, I Love NY makes me sad to be a man.
18. WTF? Does Cam REALLY think he sonned Jay-Z, Nasand 50 Cent? Dude can’t…well he did say someone shot him and flashed Roc-A-Fella signals so anything is possible.
19. WTF kind of world do we live in, when Pretty Ricky sells more than Little Brother?
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20. WTF @ the hot ass mess that was All Star Weekend this year and all the dudes that were breaking their necks to get at the sea creatures that navigated the waters of the Vegas strip.
21. WTF is up with everyone coming down on NBA All Star weekend in Vegas acting as if this place was called Sin City for nothing. More arrests happened per person on New Year’s and you don’t hear them hollering about banning it from the strip. I wonder why…
22. WTF @ “Making it Rain”, with all the economic hardships in our communities, fools are now literally throwing away money.
23. WTF was Pacman Jones doing throwing $81k in a titty bar and not expecting shit to pop off? Better yet, why did he think he was gonna get it back.
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24. WTF? How exactly do you throw $81k in a strip club anyway? That would take forever and if it was balled up and struck one of the ladies it would hurt the hell outta those poor strippers.
25. WTF is the deal with Black folks celebrating the death of an individual but probably couldn’t say when their birthday was. Case in point…Biggie and Tupac! Go ahead and tell us their birthdays…we’ll wait…but I bet your 5 year old knows when they died don’t they?
Well there it is gotdammit. Agree with us if you want. Diss us if you dare. We don’t give a fuck!
Shout the Editor-In-Chief out with your love/hate and more on his myspace…
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Thanks and back to your regularly scheduled brainwashed lives,
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