We now interrupt your boring ass lives with another special edition of WTF?!?
Them bastards done did it again! The HipHopDX crew is back at it with yet another edition of your favorite bi-monthly column. We had a real hard time narrowing a list that dissed everyone from Diddy to Oprah but yet we think we have come up with 25 damn good moments that made us say “What The F@#K.” Enjoy!
1. WTF is up with Lil Wayne kissing Baby in the mouth? Hmmmmmm….
2. WTF is so unbelievable about Gillie writing for Lil’ Wayne? Wayne went from wack to good overnight, sounds like the work of a ghostwriter. How about the album be renamed “The Carter 1, featuring the stolen mind of Gille Da Kid“.
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3. WTF is up with this fight with Loon and Dipset‘s 40 Cal in a neighborhood Harlem barbershop, you hear Loon hits 40 Cal with a shovel and shit, anyway WTF a shovel is doing in a barbershop? Do they bury people after hours?
4. WTF is up with Hammer having to sell his catalog so he won’t have to eat beans and franks out of a can? Come on ya’ll, we need to support our washed up rappers and keep it all in the family…
5. WTF is Jim Jones doing saying “I’ll still slap the holy living shit” out of Nas? The holy living shit yo? That’s deep. I’d like to see Jimmy Jones do it though (*instigator*).
6. WTF was JR Writer thinking when he said Cam wasn’t expecting to “move crazy units”? The man had press conferences, went out of his way to hire actors for a video, made DVDs and he didn’t expect to sell? Yeah, rappers just put out albums and expect them to flop.
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7. WTF happened to the Cam album’s sales? Shows beefs don’t always sell. Furthermore….
8. WTF happened to Christina Milian‘s album? Guess sex doesn’t always sell either.
9. WTF is with everyone jocking Yung Joc? Are you fucking people listening to this guy? It sounds like a retarded kid rapping over another retarded kid’s beats.
10. WTF? Nitty claims he wrote Yung Joc‘s “It’s Goin’ Down” and acts like it’s an accomplishment? Sure, it’s a hit but it doesn’t do anything for his lyrical credibility.
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11. WTF? Why does BET edit out T-Pain saying the word “booty” in E-40‘s “U and That…”, but allows him to say “monkey”? Don’t they know what a monkey is on a woman??? Hell, they may as well keep showing Uncut for that shit…
12. WTF is up with Superman’s disguise? I know the old “I’m wearing glasses so I’m Clark Kent” shit worked in the 80’s but what idiot wouldn’t be able to tell that Clark Kent is Superman today?
13. WTF…The BET Awards, no further commentary is needed.
14. WTF? Why did Prince win “R&B Artist of the Year”? I mean I love Prince but he gets hardly any spins on the radio and BET as opposed to Ne-Yo and Chris Brown. I think they promised him the award in exchange for his performance. How else do you get him to stay?
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15. WTF is up with Detox? I’m convinced that shit is a myth. It’s never coming out…ever.
16. WTF is wrong with Hip Hop performances? The rapping granny on that NBC reality show had better stage presence than 90% of the cats signed to majors. Step ya game up fellas.
17. WTF is up with thousands of people signing a petition for Beyonce to re-shoot her Déjà vu video? You still get to see her shake her ass, and damn…it’s just a video. Get a life.
18. WTF is up with Pharrell akaSkateboard P telling Rap City that his album (which is hot poop) is for the fans and not supposed to sell? Is that promoting downloading or what?
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19. WTF is up with Lil Jon and the cats in the “Snap Movement?” They keep making these sing-along songs about how to dance…When did Hip-Hop become the fuckin’ “Hokie Pokie?!?!”
20. WTF ever happened to freestyling? Rev Run‘s kid on TV rapping about “My writing is great but I’m better freestylin'” while he is reading a paper. Not even Run‘s kids can stay in touch with their Hip-Hop roots?
21. WTF is wrong with Kimora Lee? Talking about Russell needing Viagra after divorcing the man who made her as famous as she is today does nothing but confirm the fact that she’s heartless. So what if he needs Viagra? He still paid for her surgeries and her Baby Phat nonsense.
22. WTF was up with those Chappelle’s Show Lost Episodes? I’m actually glad that he got out the game after seeing those. Season 2 set the bar waaaaaay too high.
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23. WTF is up with Playboy’s recent spreads with Vida Guerra and Stacey Dash (she look good as hell for 40 something!)? They must really be trying to reach the hip hop generation.
24. WTF is “Chain Hang Low”!?!? I thought “Laffy Taffy” was bad. And Jibbs is 15 years old??? Which leads me to…
25. WTF is a 15 year old doing with a gotdamn iced out chain!?!? Now every kid in the hood is going to think they can rap and get them one of those. I feel bad for you parents out there.
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Well that’s it kiddies. Let us know what the f@#k on your f@#king minds about this month’s edition.
Thanks and we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming,
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