Hotdamn yo here we go again! Another month and another “What The F*ck” for all you kids. So who gets it this time around? Of course we gotta talk shit about Three Six Mafia and their Oscar win. JJ Walker as Jay-Z? Check! Ghostriding the whip? Check! Lil Kim’s gotdamn reality show? Check! The N-Word and white kids? Man…you already know it ain’t safe over here at HipHopDX! The staff is back with another edition of “WTF.” Read on…
1. WTF is the deal with all the props Three 6 Mafia has been getting for their Oscar? Good for them? Yes! Horrible for hip hop? Of Course!!!
2. WTF is up with Sidney Poitier telling Terrance Howard not to perform his pimp song at the Oscars? He sure wasn’t offering any advice when Terrance was marrying that white woman…
3. WTF is up with Terrance Howard? He was shown on camera clapping for Three 6 and then dissed them about a week later. Terrance is a damn good actor, but he’s fake and full of shit.
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4. WTF is up with Jimmie Walker not asking enough questions about his recent video cameo to figure out that he was the butt of one of Cam‘s jokes (Him being dressed as Jay-Z)? Dude thought he was being honored or something…lol…
5. WTF? First DJ Premier and Christina Aguilera hook up for a song and now Michael Jackson and 50 Cent? Damn!
6. WTF would Michael Jackson want to do with 50 Cent? Aside from making songs to woo in 12 yr old girls (and boys… I’m sorry we had to jab at Jacko again).
7. WTF is up with putting a special dedication in the beginning of your video for your slain bodyguard, but not being man enough to say fuck the ‘Stop Snitchin Mentality’ all these rappers have and say something.
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8. WTF is up with Lil Kim getting mad respect for Not Snitching.
9. WTF is wrong with the world when Flavor of Love and Lil Kim’s reality are top rated and watched.
10. WTF is up with hip hop’s infatuation with negativity? Lil Kim goes to jail and she gets a reality show while great contributors such as Professor X (X Clan), Gordon Parks (Photographer, Writer, Director and Activist) and J Dilla pass away and get nothing but a scrolling marquee during another “Move Them Buttcheeks” video!
11. WTF was with Al Sharpton trying to protest The Boondocks? Don’t you have better things to do? Like how about getting that damn perm outta your head so black folks can take you seriously? Didn’t you watch Malcolm X? The conk is gone son!!!
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12. WTF would make Isaac Hayes compare the Scientology skirmish on South Park to racism after Chef and the boys have bashed Jews, Muslims and Christians alike for years. The pot calls the kettle black yet again!
13. WTF is up with Kay Slay? How do you threaten a dude after he asks you to stop the violence?
14. WTF did Jin prove with the song “F*ck Jay-Z” you ask? That all you bloodthirsty folks want beef! Positive shit gets you nowhere nowadays. Just to get you to read a story we gotta put that this person talked shit about that person. Laaaaaaame!
15. WTF? People actually think Nick Cannon‘s Wild’n Out is improvised? That’s like believing mixtape “freestyles” are really freestyles.
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16. WTF is Game thinking doing tracks with Mr. Popozao (Kevin Federline aka Britney Spears’ baby daddy)? Now he rumor has it that he might get signed to Black Wall Street?
17. WTF is up with Terrell Owens rapping? Keep your day job.
18. WTF? How did Memphis Bleek get his own clothing line? People don’t buy his damn records, why the hell would they buy his clothes?
19. WTF is the point of ghostriding the whip? That shit is just begging for problems with the police.
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20. WTF is up with P. Diddy? How in the hell do you not clear a sample off of Ready To Die? That was like…uhhhhh….12 years ago! Now that’s bad business.
21. WTF is up with skinny ass models in Apple Bottom ads? Ain’t those jeans for women who got ass?
22. WTF is Luke doing officially announcing that he is “retiring” for rap and opting for porn? I seriously thought everyone knew that ten years ago.
23. WTF is it when I tell people Jay Dee (aka J Dilla) passed away and for some reason they are like “Yo…Jermaine Dupri died!?!?” Then I tell them who Dilla was and then they’re like “Oh…*sigh of relief* I thought you said JD. That’s my dude right there.”
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24. WTF is up with Damon Wayons and his dumbass name for a clothing line? The actor has been in a 14 month trademark battle over the name ‘nigga’. Can you picture little 12 year olds white kids running around with ‘nigga’ T shirts? That’s like giving them permission to say …(*gets memo*)… they already are? DAMN!
25. WTF is up with your man Bruno from F/X’s “Black/White” show? Is the fucking guy blind or does he seriously think racism doesn’t exist? And as for the little black boy – somebody slap that dude! Letting those rich white kids say “nigger” don’t you know they don’t have permission to…(*gets 2nd memo*)…he let them say it??? Gotdamn I say!
Well that’s it kiddies. Let us know what the f@#k you think about this month’s edition. Click Here and let us know what’s on your f@#king minds.
Thanks and we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming,
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