Here we go again kids. Cam disses Jay-Z, Nas signs with his former rival, Saigon gets stabbed in the fuckin head, Kanye is Jesus and Dave Chappelle is…crazy? These are some of the things that once again makes us go “What The F@#K.” So in honor of all the nutty business going on, we (the entire Hiphopdx staff) bring to you yet another edition of “WTF.” Read it, love it, hate it, talk shit… we really don’t give a rat’s ass what you do.
1. WTF is Cam doing dissing Jay-Z? Isn’t this like 4 years too late? On top of that why the hell are you talking about how ugly he is. Jay knows he’s ugly! Tell him something new!
2. WTF? I don’t think it’s a smart move to diss your boy Juelz’s boss, Cam…
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3. WTF is Kanye doing dressing up as Jesus for his Rolling Stone cover? Y’all talk all that shit about his ego and then go and make him Jesus…good grief.
4. WTF is snap music?!!?
4. WTF is going on in the world when D4L’s crappy Laffy Taffy digitally outsells
Kanye West?!!?
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5. WTF when will that Nas and Jay-Z collabo finally happen?!!?
6. WTF was wrong with Puffy to blaspheme both Ready to Die and Life After Death with Biggie: Duets
7. WTF is Saigon doing walking in the hood with an 18k chain on? He said that someone thought he was “food”…yeah food for a family of 12! No wonder you got jacked!
8. WTF is wrong with Dave Chappelle?!!? Did anyone see him on Oprah? Dude looked like someone really pressured his ass to get outta that show. Does that crazy conspiracy hold true???
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9. WTF is BET doing by getting this Lil Kim’s Reality Show? Thanks for enforcing stereotypes again BET. We really appreciate it!
10. WTF is up with BET’s Blackbuster movies? Most of these damn movies would only get nominated for a Sambo award. Boss’n Up anyone?
11. WTF, is Tom Green seriously releasing an album? Who’s next? Brittney’s baby daddy Kevin Federline? Oh, wait…
12. WTF is a gotdamn K-Fed?
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13. WTF was Lil Bow Wow thinking when he talked shit about Will Smith? He’s a gimmick? C’mon “Lil Bow Wow”! Who’s really the gimmick. Oh…you hear that? That’s the sound of Chris Brown stealing all your fans.
14. WTF is Chris Brown doing? I ain’t ever seen no man walk up to a random woman dancing like some contorted freak without getting mace in the face.
15. WTF? Why do people act like Jaime Foxx just got talent last week? Dude has been nice with the voice for years but now people are just getting on his bozack. I guess guest appearing with Kanye will do that for you…
16. WTF happened to Young MC? One minute he’s some heart-throb in his videos and the next he’s sitting next to D12’s Bizzare to see who’s fatter.
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17. WTF is Mase doing? Pastor Murda Mase? Yeah…this dude is officially on some bullshit.
18. WTF was Antonio Davis doing when he ran into the stands? Didn’t he see what happened to Ron Artest?
19. WTF is Master P doing on “Dancing With The Stars?” Better yet, why the F are fans still voting for him, despite his refusal to ACTUALLY dance? Well, he tries, I guess…
20. WTF is up with Reggaeton and when is it gonna die?
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21. WTF are Dave Mays and Benzino gonna do now?
22. WTF is Nas’ new album gonna sound like? Hopefully he gets some of that DJ Premier, Just Blaze and Kanye West production.
23. WTF is up with everyone getting a grill? Dudes in the south been on that tip for years and most of the west coast is biting. I really bugged out when I saw a few 14 year olds sporting them in Cali.
24. WTF is up with rappers in prison? Cassidy, Mystikal, Lil’ Kim, Shyne…They could form their own label from jail.
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25. WTF is up with the lack of consciousness within the Black Hip-Hop community?!!?
Well that’s it kiddies. Let us know what the f@#k you think about this month’s edition. Click Here and let us know what’s on your f@#king minds.
Thanks and we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming,
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