Ah yes…Jay-Z and Nas are friends again, Killa Cam almost got killed, Young Jeezy is a cheap bastard. These are the things that simply make us say “What The F@#K!?!?” So to honor those who bewildered us this month, we (the entire Hiphopdx staff) bring to you Hiphopdx’s newest column, simply titled “WTF.” Enjoy, talk shit, share with your friends…we don’t really give a flying f@#k!
1. WTF is up with people upset that Jay-Z didn’t “declare war” on anybody? Shouldn’t peace be bigger than beef? I guess many of y’all ain’t vegetarians…
2. WTF is 50 Cent gonna do now? Everybody he doesn’t like are now friends!
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3. WTF? Is 50 going to hire the whole industry? (Editor’s note: except for everyone in the “I Declare War” concert)
4. WTF is Jay-Z still doing retired? He should be rapping until he is in a wheelchair!
5. WTF is with these egos?
6. WTF is up with The Source suing BET to the tune of $100 million for not airing the ghetto-as-hell Source Awards. That’s like the dumb suing the retarded.
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7. WTF is up with Dave Mays saying “All we’ve done is report and speak the truth for the Hip-Hop community and culture; we view ourselves as freedom fighters.” C’mon homie…Freedom Fighters and The Source? That’s oxymoronic or how about just moronic.
8. WTF is this new dress code shit? If this isn’t a blatant targeting of the hip hop demographic in basketball I don’t know what is. They blatantly said “no doo rags, jewelry and throwback jerseys.” Looks like a nigga, smells like a nigga, hey it is a nigga!
9. WTF is with all these terrible role models? Don’t these motherfuckers have kids?
10. WTF is up with Young Jeezy paying $178 a month in child support?
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11. WTF is Jeezy doing buyin’ Lamborghini’s but not payin’ more child support?
12. WTF is Chris “Smokey” Tucker doing in that Mariah Carey video? Shouldn’t he be doing a movie or something?
13. WTF… Fantasia Burrino can’t read? What is this an epidemic? One of the qualifications of being an R&B artist is illiteracy. First R Kelly (yes he can’t read either) now the new idol?
14. WTF was Sticky Fingaz thinkin’ leaving his gun in a hotel like that?
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15. WTF is with the constant cloning of popular rappers?
16. WTF is with all the fake gangsters? Be yourself.
17. WTF is Terrence Howard in every damn movie for?
18. WTF is the deal with all the wack rappers getting shot and live while the dope ones die. If Common was getting carjacked them bullets would have struck a vital organ.
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19. WTF was up with Seven on BET’s The Ultimate Hustler? Yo… if an “adult entertainer” became the Ultimate Hustler shouldn’t black men and women everywhere feel somewhat embarrassed?
20. WTF is Damon Dash doing with a hologram of himself in the house? I know he’s trying to show off his loot but a fuckin hologram yo???
21. WTF were the cops thinkin’ when they beat up on that old man in New Orleans? Rodney King anyone?
22. WTF? Does Janet Jackson really have a secret daughter?
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23. WTF is up with Detox? Will it ever come out?
24. WTF is up with 50 Cent making the black version of 8 Mile?
Last but certainly not least….
25. The Laffy Taffy song… WTF?!?!
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