HipHopDX writer Alex Tirpack breaks down Eminem’s most definitive bars through five seminal tracks.
180 thoughts on “Eminem – 5 Most Definitive Bars”
You can dig just a little bit deeper into his first 4 albums and find much better examples…way to pick the most commercial shit he’s ever done hhdx. Also, the Mariah diss was just turrible compared to his classic diss tracks.
I came to save these new generations of babies
From parents who failed to raise ’em, cause they’re lazy
To grow to praise me, I’m makin’ ’em go crazy
That’s how I got this whole nation to embrace me
No one can tell me nothin’, hip-hop overwhelmed me
To the point where it had me in a whole ‘nother realm
It was like isolatin’ myself was healthy
It felt like we was on welfare, but wealthy
A whole generation of kids blowin’ out their fuckin’ brains to this
Kurt Cobain music, students converted to ‘caine users
As soon as they heard it, went out, murdered & maimed to it
What’s your name (Judas)
“My music is therapeutic for whoever’s there to use it/
Its lucifers here to influences listeners through it/
Youll probably do it says just from listening to it/
Its got the power to get you to do it”
“Im a 27 year old /11 year old/Ima never grow up/
bitch I will never get old/ Il be sittin here wit a cane and a beard still insane and as wierd as the day I came in here brain in my rear”
yeah you can tell Eminem took his time with Eminem show.. sslp amd mmlp he can get away with bc he was young, new and raw..
but when ur damn near 42 still talking about raping girls and beefing with bitches its lke wtf are you doing..destroying his legacy one weird track at a time.
reup was raw.. Eminem on no apologies is the type of Eminem I love to listen to. I wish we could get an album full of lose yourself, go to sleep, no apologies, til I collapse Eminem. not that style of course but hard bars, no weird shit.
I choke mics like asphyxiation
When I’m stranglin’ my own throat masturbatin’
Fuck yeah I’m a basket case
I mastered this rap shit, till my ass gets wasted
Till my assassination, till I’m slain cuz of some fags infatuation
.44 Mag’s fascination a taste for disaster and if that’s the case then
“Only have one homie. Only this gun, lonely cause don’t anyone know me. And everybody just feels like they can relate. I guess words are a motherfucker, they be be great or they can degrade, or even worse they can teach hate. It’s like these kids hang on every single statement we make.”
It’s like a throne that he don’t even own
He won’t sit down, give him a crown, he just throws it around
It’s like a joke, he’s like a king, but he don’t do a thing
He don’t want the diamonds, want the gold or want the jewellery
He don’t want the room or want the loot, he’s in it for the sport
Runnin’ circles ’round his competition on the court
He appreciates your support, but he ain’t beggin’ for it
For Intensity you could’ve used these bars from Soldier, as well.
I love pissin’ you off, it gets me off
Like my lawyer’s, when the fuckin’ judge lets me off
All you mothafuckers gotta do is set me off
I’ll violate and all the motherfuckin’ bets be off
I’m a lit fuse, anything I do bitch, it’s news
Pistol whippin’ motherfuckin’ bouncer 6’2″
Who needs bullets, soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets
An excellent method to get rid of the next bully
It’s actually better cause instead you murderin’
You can hurt ’em and come back again and kick dirt at ’em
Take some Big & some Pac, you mix ’em up in a pot
Sprinkle a lil Big L on top, what the fuck do you got?
You got the realest & illest killers tied up in a knot
The juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not
You see your brains hang & you see we ain’t playin’
Ain’t sayin’ we ain’t layin’ down at night & ain’t prayin’
I bullied my way in this game, man, I’m done playin’
Man, I’m done sayin’ that I’m done playin’
It ain’t even funny, I ain’t even hungry, it ain’t even money
You can’t pay me enough for you to play me
It’s cockamanie, you just ain’t zany enough to rock with Shady
My noodle is cock-a-doodle, my clock’s coo-coo
I got screws loose, yea the whole kit & caboodle, I’m just brutal
there is a certain mystic
when i speak
you know its sort of unique
coz u know its me
my poetry is deep
and im still illmatic the way i flow with this beat
You ain’t got the funds to match or counteract it
But I’d rather rap, than get into this gangsta shit
It ain’t because I’m a bitch
It’s because I ain’t a bitch, I don’t endanger people that I’m wit’
Tell that C. Delores Tucker slut to suck a dick
Motherfucker ducked, what the fuck? Son of a bitch
Take away my gun, I’m gonna tuck some other shit
Can’t tell me shit about the tricks of this trade
Switchblade, with a lil switch to switch blades
Switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade
BEST rapper of all time no argument. Even ask the GOD MC RAKIM faggots
First paragraph…Who else can you say this shit about? jay z? (LOL!!!)
“Eminem is as close to a musical phenom as this generation will likely ever get. An insane poet with near-flawless delivery, his lyrics are a combination of self-awareness, honesty, and intelligence rarely found in equal levels. His no-punches-pulled attitude has given rise to a career filled with fame and fortune, pain and suffering, relapse and redemption, admiration and spite. With very few exceptions, every one of his verses is a display of a master of the craft, no matter the subject or target, or whether hes rhyming on his own records or featured on a fellow emcees track”
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See I could sit & argue with you but it goes beyond
Just bein’ a snot, pointy-nosed bleach-blond
Cause I came here to uplift; let your woes be gone
Tell ’em to get fucked & just mosey on
Constantly movin’, constantly usin’
The Constitution as a form of restitution
Fuck the guns im done, ill never look at gats, if I scrap, ill scrap like I aint never whooped some ass/ I love my fans but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact ive sacrificed everything I have…./
Sayin goodbye to hollywood…the rest of that verse should b in there but I dont feel like typin it lol…the realest shit I have ever heard from em! Dude was amazing and still is
For the rest of your life, I get attach to you
We’ll be joined at the hip, I’ll be so latched to you
You’ll be walkin’ out the house, I’ll run up & tackle you
Chain your ass up to the bed & shackle you
You don’t think you’re leavin’ this house in that, do you?
Not ’til I brand my name in your ass & tattoo you
Have you walkin’ out this bitch in turtleneck sweaters
Scarves & full leathers in 90 degree weathers
Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen with M-16’s & ten clips each
& them shits reach through six kids each
Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint’s speech to fix these streets
Nice article. want more like this. Oh and Em has got some hot bars! and these arent the only ones. this white dude has got some true skills from since he started till now. Impressive.
It’s a sick world we live in these days
‘Slim for Pete’s sakes put down Christopher Reeve’s legs’
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
‘Slim it’s a touchy subject, try & just don’t mention it”
Mind with no sense in it, fried schizophrenic
Heard of me before, see whore, you’re the kinda girl that I’da
Assault & rape then figure why not try not to make ya pussy wider?
Fuck you with an umbrella, then open it up while the shit’s inside ya
I’m the kinda guy that’s mild, but I might flip & getta lil bit wilder
What you know about bein’ bullied over half your life?
Oh that’s right, you should know what that’s like, you’re half white
Vanilla Ice, spill the beans & rice
I’m eatin’ you alive inside, Jesus Christ!
If you’re that much of a gangsta, put the mic down
You should be out killin’ motherfuckers right now
Kill a motherfucker dead, kill him dead, bitch!
Shoot ’em in the fuckin’ head… go ahead, bitch!
Slap my mom; slap the fuck outta her
She can’t sue you; she wouldn’t get a buck outta ya
Cause you’re broke as fuck, you suck, you’re a fuckin’ joke
I got up & ran to the janitor’s storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose, ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms & foreign tools
This is for every time you took my orange juice
Or stole my seat in the lunchroom, drank my chocolate milk
Every time you tipped my tray & it dropped & spilt
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That’ll stab you in the head
whether you’re a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress – hate fags? The answer’s “yes”
Homophobic? Nah, you’re just heterophobic
Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging
I think liberals would explode on the news he said something like this in 2014
I’ll be right back just chill, baby, please?
I gotta go find Dave he’s the one who gave me these
“John, where’s Dave at before I bash you”
‘He’s in the bathroom; I think he’s takin’ a crap, dude’
“Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There’s a girl upstairs talkin’ to plants
Choppin’ her hair off, there’s only two days left
Of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off”
It don’t matter as long as you get where you’re going
‘Cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where we’re going
They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring
Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning
But you’re young
You’ve got a lot of drugs to do
Girls to screw
Parties to crash
Sucks to be you
If I could take it all back now, I wouldn’t
I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn’t
No more Source for street credit, them days is dead
Ray’s got AK’s to Dave Mays’ head
Every issue there’s an eight page Made Men spread
Will somebody please tell whoever braids his head
That I am not afraid of this fuckin’ waste of lead
On my pencil, for me to write some shit this simple
So listen closely, as I break it down & proceed
This old G’s about to get smoked like rolled weed
FUCK money I dont rap for dead presidents
I’d rather see the president dead
Its never been said, but I set precedents and STANDards
and they cant STAND it
Shit is like smearin’ a bloodstain with a paint brush
I cant explain what it is my brain does
But however it works, it’s insane, it’s plain nuts
It ain’t just my brain thats dangerous
Its a whole combination of things, it takes nuts
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One man army, guns can’t harm me
Young & horny, worse than my Uncle Ronnie
Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me
I can’t stop airin’ out my dirty laundry
Middle fingers flipped at censorship
Your friends just flipped over the swift penmanship
Ever since I spit some shit on “Infinite”
I’ve been giving it 110%
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
Til one night he snuck in and said
We’re going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
Can’t we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said “I don’t know what the fuck’s up with this kid!
The bastard won’t even eat nothing he’s fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom he’s dead”
“Debbie don’t let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin’ cigarette to his neck
I bet you he’s fakin’ it,
I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I’ll go handle this of course, unless you object”
“Ah go fuck his brains out, if any’s left in his head”
I’m about as normal as Norman Bates
With deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother, are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
that’s cool at least his people realize Em is trash now that’s why they reminding us of back when he was good 4 old songs and Rap God smart. google “deathwish featherz” that’s what a white boy should rap like in 2014
damn that’s weird how come everyone on worldstar is saying it’s the best diss track of all time n shit?? over your head I guess. that’s ok there’s plenty of music about poppin mollies you can go listen to that’s more your speed
That’s the mentality here, that’s the reality here
Did I just hear somebody say they want to challenge me here
While I’m holdin’ a pistol, with this many calibers here
Plus a registration, that just made this shit valid this year
You have got to be kidding me… Death wish featherz…
The least skilled song I have EVER heard in my life. Take em’s worst song ever and it blows that stupid shit out of the water. But, clearly you wrote this to try to promote that waste of time, so good job it worked. Enjoy this now because, unless you get that loser a rap Tudor this is the most acknowledgement he’s ever going to get.
I light a candle & place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade & stab you with the fuckin’ handle
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin’
(Bitch it’s too late) Cause once you’re hung from the drapes, it’s curtains
So skip to your loo, while I do what I do best
You ain’t even impressed no more, you’re used to it
Flows too wet, nobody close to it
Nobody says it but still everybody knows the shit
Laugh till your mothafuckin’ ass gets drafted
While you’re at band camp, thinkin’ the draft can’t happen
Till you fuck around, get an Anthrax napkin
Inside a package, wrapped in Saran wrap wrappin’
Open the plastic, then you stand back gaspin’
Fuckin’ assassins hi-jackin’ Amtracks, crashin’
All this terror, America demands action
Next thing you know you’ve got Uncle Sam’s ass askin’
To join the army or what you’ll do for their Navy
“Imagine going from being a no one to seeing everything blow up and all you did was grow up mcing. It’s fucking crazy”
“As if flashing across the news postaneux was caught with a prostitute with huge Johnson boobs a monstrous tube of lube. In some bras some boots some panties and an aqua blue monster swallowing a Popsicle playing tonsil pool. So kill the rumors it ain’t happening I’m a rap till I’m fossil fuel .
Bury my face in comic books, cause I don’t wanna look
At nothin’, this world’s too much, I’ve swallowed all I could
If I could swallow a bottle of Tylenol I would
End it for good, just say goodbye to Hollywood
I love pissin’ you off, it gets me off
Like my lawyer’s, when the fuckin’ judge lets me off
All you mothafuckers gotta do is set me off
I’ll violate & all the motherfuckin’ bets be off
I went to grab my gun, that’s when her ass put it on me
With an uppercut, hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors, started causin’ a scene
Slid across the floor, flew right into a washin’ machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank God I was smokin’ crack all day, doped up on coke & smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch & snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her, but I gotta catch her first
The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
Cause this is how I am in real life
I don’t wanna just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice
Shady stay creative baby hold your head up don’t u let up
One bit on these motherfuckin suckers you a soldier get up
Stand up for what you believe in as long as u breathin
They jealous of you man that’s the only reason they beefin’
I breathe ether in three lethal amounts, while I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
Releasing rage on anybody in squeezin’ range
Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain
I just want to shoot up & I’m pissed off, cause I can’t find a decent vein
But convince me you’ve heard
An MC since me who’s this good with the fucking mincing of words
Without mincing words that’ll make you feel like I’m pinching a nerve
Whose mentally disturbed, you might as well stick a knife in me and turn
It’ll be like my skin being Indian burned
Hah, bitch there isn’t one, when will you learn?
Never been served if memory serves
I’d battle that ’til my own recollection remembers these words
This isn’t golf this is a blisterin’ assault
Those are your wounds this is the salt, so get lost
Shit dissin’ me is just like pissin’ off the Wizard of Oz
Wrap a lizard in gauze, beat you in the jaws with it
Grab the scissors & saws, cut out your livers gizzards & balls
Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with Jaws
So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
Then describe how it tasted like dessert to us all
While I disagree with some of the points/examples in this article, if we still adhered to the former, they all could have been covered within his two verses on “Renegade.”
And, for the alliteration example, off the top of my head, I think the “Vile, venomous, volatile bitches vain Vicdin, vin-vin-vin!” line would’ve been much better.
I’m tryna pull the trigger but it’s stuck, fuck
My shit is all jammed up
Come on, you cock-suckin’, good-for-nothin’
Motherfuckin’ piece of shit shoot!
Yeah! What up, bitch? Say that shit again
Shot the bullet missed, hit a brick, bounced of it, ricocheted back in his shin
Went through his bitch on his way back, hit his friend
Payback homie, don’t play that shit is spin
You even had the same type of childhood I did
Sometimes I just wanna know, why is it that you succame to yours & mine I survived it
You ran the streets, I 9 to 5’ed it
We grew up, grew apart as time went by us
I blew up to both yours & mines surprises
Now I feel a vibe, I just can’t describe it
Much as your pride tries to hide it
Your cold your touch is just like ice & your eyes is a look of resentment, I can sense it & I don’t like it
Here is the best bar by Eminem ever: So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it’d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I’m sorry Puff, but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain’t mine, what’s my name?
I totally agree! that would make my top 5 along with:
They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well, can it load a gun up for you and cock it too?
Well if it can, and the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault, and I’ll get sued
I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it
Spent a million a track and went over my budget
Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt?
I can’t rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet
Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep licking them dick-sucking lips, I’m agitated
Aggravated to the point you don’t suck my dick, then you’re gonna get decapitated
Other words, you don’t fucking give me head, then I’m have to take it
Yo.. I’ll fuckin.. I’ll.. I’ll puke, eat it, and freak you
Battle? I’m too weeded to speak to, the only key that I see to defeat you
Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
And force feed you ’em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I’ll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
You’ll think I pulled the fucking ground out from underneath you
I ain’t no fucking G, I’m a cannibal
I ain’t tryin to shoot you, I’m tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
And have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers
Fuck the planet ’til it spins on a broken axis
I’m so bananas I’m showin up to your open casket
To fill it full of explosive gasses and close it back
With a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes
Always, you can see him lurkin’ in the hallways
Carcasses of Caucasian females in his crawl space
How the hell did he fit ’em all into such a small place
Hide ’em in the wall, well how long will the drywall take?
Well fuck it then, I got nothin’ but time, I’ll wait
Until it dries for the moment I guess you’re all safe
After I sand & buff it, I guess that I’ll paint
My chainsaw’s out of gas, my regular saw ain’t
Guess that new video didnt get them suckin that cock like they hoped so we had to find an excuse to look over it all eh? Better milk that shit for all its worth because pretty soon nobody gonna buy into all the hype and he’ll just be another in a list of many that were once nice during their heyday. shit happens. thats the breaks
Give me a week and I could write a better article than this. Like, jesus fuck, this is just so lacking in insight and just feels lazy. Eminem is one of the best and by mentioning My Name Is as one of his top 5 moments is just incorrect, there’s no other way to look at it. I was really excited to read this article and was really let down. Come on now. Seriously give me a shot and I’ll do it right.
I almost look comatose, who wants to be sober? Gross
I foam like a doberman, mouth open, I overdose
Put coke up my nostrils, in both my holes then I plug my nose
Thunder and lightning, rain, hail, sleet
With a tornado’s the kinda brainstorm I get
So when the wind starts blowing, shit
Talking ’bout going in, going insane is more like it
Wizard of words when he spits hazardous with it
Like a disastrous blizzard
So you better listen quick fast, or miss it
Yeah, go ahead little prick bastard, diss it
But when you get hit with a sick-ass explicit flow
Don’t ask how much of his passion is it that goes in it
Just know that all he knows is this that
It’s better to kick ass than kiss it
Dick dastardly of audacity
Mental capacity, unmatched it has to be stopped
But it can’t be, but man I can’t just keep
Doing them like that or no one will rap with me
Except one, you asked who is it
“I’m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn’t wanna answer this”
“I’m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I’m dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I’m white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don’t get pissed, y’all don’t even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don’t even exist”
“I don’t wanna quit, but shit, I feel like this is it
For me to have this much appeal like this is sick
This is not a game, this fame, in real life this is sick
Publicity stunt my ass, conceal my fuckin’ dick
Fuck the guns, i’m done, i’ll never look at gats
If I scrap, i’ll scrap like I ain’t never whooped some ass
I love my fans
But no one ever puts a grasp on the fact i’ve sacrificed everything I have
I never dreamt i’d get to the level that i’m at, this is whack
This is more than I ever could of asked
everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood, or mask
What about math, how come I wasn’t ever good at that
It’s like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt, i’m trapped
If I could go back, I never woulda rapped
I sold my soul to the devil, i’ll never get it back
I just wanna leave this game with level head intact
Imagine goin’ from bein’ a no one to seein’,
everything blow up and all you did was just grow
up emceeing
It’s fuckin’ crazy
Cause all I wanted was to give Hailie the life I never had
But instead I forced us to live alienated, so i’m sayin’…”
Actin’ like they never seen nobody hit a lick before
Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64
When they sell out in stores, the price triples
I ran up the block. jumpin’ kids on tricycles
Collided with an eighty-year-old lady with groceries
There goes cheese, eggs, milk & Post Toasties
Lil sorry hoe ass, go ask B-Real
We burn Source covers like fuckin’ Cypress Hill
Did in the 90’s, when you was in diapers still
Shady Records you better believe the hype is real
This is no joke, I don’t smoke
But I toke enough secondhand, to make my fuckin’ P.O. choke
My music is soothin’, but it’s also been proven
That it can put you in the mood to jump out of ya car while it’s movin’
You’ve been waitin’ on this moment, my sermon
Is like a omen; I’m servin’, I’m Erick Sermon
I saw the window was open & I jumped through it
My shit, if you don’t get pumped to it
I quit, here’s my rhyme book, go ‘head & thumb through it
I gotta riddle, what’s little
Talks big, with midget arms & creamy white fillin’ in the middle
That will do anything to throw dirt on my name
If it means walkin’ the whole Mediterranean
Isn’t it Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tasmanian
NO! His name’s Raymond oh sorry WOW
But that was a long time ago, when I was just Joe Shmoe
Rappin’ in Joe Blows basement, I apologized for it befo’
Either except it or you don’t & lets move on
If I’ve shown that I’ve grown and get the bone
Keep lickin’ these nuts you industry mutts
Keep walkin’ around sniffin’ each others butts
Or should I say asses
What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses
Take some Big and some Pac and you mix em up in a pot
Sprinkle a little Big L on top, what the fuck do you got?
You got the realest and illest killers tied up in a knot
The juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not
It’s like a fight to the top just to see who’d die for the spot
You put ya life in this, nothing like surviving a shot…
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I’ll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it, I’ll hide for 5 minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy’s lucky I didn’t blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a fuck, I’d shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin’ chickens ain’t brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it’s not a rapper that I make it as
I’mma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask
I wouldn’t let you eat the fuckin’ chip on my shoulder
If you was bleach & I was hair, I wouldn’t die for ya
Tryna pull 5 bucks from me, is like tryna pull five mollars
You’ll get your eyes swolled up
I’m on my straight grizzly
So why would I buy you a gay ass teddy bear bitch?
You’re already bi-polar
So when you see me, dressin’ up like a nerd on TV
Or heard the CD, usin’ the fag word so freely
It’s just me bein’ me, here want me to tone it down
Suck my fuckin’ dick, you faggot, you happy now?
how can a writer for a hip hop website, who apperantly has a vast knowledge of rap and hip hop history, write “One of the earliest high profile guest appearances for Eminem, he slays it on Jay Zs track.”
do some research or just dont write at all. it was eminem’s track which had him featuring royce da 59. so when they had their little fued. eminem gave the song to jay z.
Everyday I wake up, another drama
It’s a wonder I’m alive, survivin’ this karma
If I can hold on to my private life for five minutes longer
I might get my wife to let go of this knife, just calm her
Without these cameras in our faces like animals
For your Channel 2 Action News, to follow our ambulance up the avenue
Catch a glimpse of all the suicide attempts
What we do in private, since they won’t let us put up a fence
You wonder why I carry every gun under the sun
Whether it’s unloaded, full, or an unregistered one
No bullets? You’re so full of shit
This clip is so full, it’ll spit if I don’t pull it
plus it wasnt really em’s first high profile appearance aye? he’d already been on dre, missy, kid rock, not to mention a biggie album… shit he’d been on everyone’s except jay z
Slap him purple, for mimickin’ him with two rapping Urkels
I could of snapped, took it past rap & hurt you
But I didn’t, I kept it on wax & served you
I Square Dance, cause I’m sick of rappin’ in circles
Around these clowns, stready tryna call me out
It’s like I’m listenin’ to motherfucking dogs meow
You’d probably do better tryna come & stomp me out
You don’t want it with rap, this is what I’m all about
(I) No gangsta you ain’t either
(Will) But I know that I spit ether
(Not) I shit across your belly
(Lose) Show you I’m not R. Kelly
aside from two grown men fucking each other in the ass at the same time with bendy cocks — rap is the fruitiest thing ive seen on this wretched earth. why was i incarnated. it’s a pain to die. but easy to be born. so why was i born in the first place. 2 stars.
^^ you said it was ass fuckin so it’s still fruity. the question is would you fuck an ugly broad that’s fat as hell and looks like a man, and ugly pussy or would you fuck a pretty, hairless, gorgeous feminine looking tranny with a dick bigger than yours.
^^ stay out yo bidness? bitch dont act like i dont got pictures and no this aint a joke i know exactly who this is. get on skype you fucking faggot i want a thousand dollars or youre fucked.
I fired the first shot, spun his body around
He hit the ground, landed upside down
Dre grabbed the map, the plaques & the gold
I grabbed two girlies & a blunt that’s rolled
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Ok, I like the concept of the article, but here’s how I’d do it:
Comedy: Brainless
“My whole career’s a stroke of sheer genius, smoke and mirrors, tactical practical jokes, yeah you motherfuckin [insert insult here]”
Dexterity: Shady 2.0 Cypher
“Me pushing up daisies? That thought is impossible as if flashin across the news Posdnuos was caught with a prostitute with a huge johnson, boobs, and a monstrous tube of lube, and a bra, some boots, some panties in an aqua blue Mazda swallowin a popsicle, playin tonsil pool”
Controversy: Nail in the Coffin
“Tried to jump the Ruff Ryders and they cut you up, and you put Jada on a track, that’s how much you suck”
Intensity: Welcome 2 Hell
“Go ahead little prick bastard diss it, but when you get hit with a sick ass explicit flow don’t ask how much of his passion is it that goes in it, just know that all he knows is that, it’s better to kick ass than kiss it”
Alliteration: Kill You
“I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches, vain Vicodin, vrin vrin, VRINNN”
Made them break out the popcorn
Now I’ve been hip-hop in it’s tip-top form
Since N.W.A was blarin’, through my car windows leanin’ on the horn
Screamin’ “Fuck the police” like cop porn
Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped corn
Fuck top five, bitch, I’m top four
That includes Biggie & Pac, whore
I gotta Evil Twin
So who the fuck do you think that third & that fourth spot’s for?
Bitch I’ma kill you, I ain’t done, this ain’t the chorus
I ain’t even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange, after you wash it three or four times
In a tub.. but that’s normal, ain’t it Norman
Serial killer hidin’ murder material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
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handsdown best alliteration i can think of off the top comes from Jay Z in D’Evils – “9 to 5 is how to survive, but i aint tryna survive, im tryna live it to the limit and love it a lot”.
to me, that line is THE most poetic i can think of from a mainstream hip hop artist. let me break it down some. the first half is gritty, it barely flows, its rugged and difficult to get through it, just like the life he’s talking about. you dont want to be there. and then the second half comes in. complete opposite. it just rolls off your tongue, the way it flows, ahhhh, and each pair of L words rhyme together too. plus its the meaning behind that and how it fits into the bigger theme of Reasonable Doubt, that of a hustler’s life and whatnot.
Jay Z’s skill is underwritten and a lot of dudes blindly hate out of jealousy probably, but he’s been coming up with dope lines since his debut (i cant comment on hawaii sophie fame era) to the present day. the duo absolutely killed it on Watch the Throne. especially kanye. i dont know if he’s getting ghostwriters or what, but i am unequivocally in awe of how much his skill as a lyricist has advanced, and when it comes to analogy and reference, Kanye is without peer in the commercial rap domain, id say even over Em, not in terms of rhymes, but linking that with history/art theory/human life. that line in Primetime? “damn yeezy they all gotta be dimes? well Adam gave up the rib, so mine better be prime”. that one is wayyy to deep for me to comprehensively cover here. but just to touch on it, and i really dont feel it does it justice, but its like, Adam made that sacrifice, so i gotta have the baddest bitch out. its in our genes right. you could even say he’s saying we have a right to that. it was written. in the Qu’ran… and thats probably not even close… ok, so you could view it as misogynistic the way he compares women to eating ribs.. but who gonn stop him, ha? “n**** gonna kill me i swear they better be lyin, i never live in fear, im too outta my mind…”
im not on his dick. im just appreciating fine hip-hop as one would any example of fine art, from Grecian epics to Picasso baby (screw cubism though). and yeh, i dont have my ear to the underground like i used to, so im not sure whats going on there anymore. im sure theres better examples of pure rhymes and references there… but making it approachable and good music holistically is a talent in its own. im loving this run theyre on though. looking forward to their future works. fuck is lil wayne at though??? what the fuck happened to him after 2010? and what the fuck is a hammock? the chef up in the kitchen like what the fuck is a sammich? we gotta find middle ground, we need balance….. ‘yadigg’? he needs to get back on the lean. and cudi needs some weed. honestly. the kush and goose combination harmful g. only eminem’s better sober. and thats arguable.
See I’ma poet to some, a regular modern-day Shakespeare
Jesus Christ, the King of these Latter-Day Saints here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me as
As a monger of hate, Satanist, scatter-brained atheist
But that ain’t the case, see it’s a matter of taste
We as a people decide if Shady’s as bad as they say he is
and everyone forgetting “No Love”, his verse in “Drop the World”, & his verse in “Forever” no one can compare to him on these songs, you make urself look stupid when u get on a track with him!
I am a huge Stan but nobody has ever done alliteration quite like Tupac did on If I Die Tonight.
They say pussy and PAPER is POETRY POWER and PISTOLS
PLOTTING on murderin motherfuckers ‘fore they get you
PICTURING PITIFUL PUNK niggas copping PLEAS
PUFFING weed as I POSITION myself to clock G’s
My enemies scatter in suicidal situations
Never to witness the wicked shit that they was facin
POCKETS is PACKED with PRESIDENTS, PURSUE your riches
yeah the line from evil twin is super intense, one of his most intense lines actually in my opinion, and this is coming from someone who is legit hardcore STAN to the max. :
“I just wanted to skip school and rap, used to mop floors
Flip burgers and wash dishes, but I wrote rhymes trying to get props for ’em
Cause I took book-smarts and swapped for ’em
They were sleeping, I made ’em stop snorin’
Made them break out the popcorn
Now I’ve been hip-hop in it’s tip-top form
Since N.W.A was blaring through my car windows leaning on the horn
Screaming “Fuck the police” like cop porn
Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped corn
Fuck top five, bitch, I’m top four
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an Evil Twin
So who the fuck do you think that third and that fourth spot’s for?”
shit gets me hyped. that is soooo dope. and ppl say he fell off haha ok
This is one that gets me every time: Picture me sittin in a jail cell rottin
Or barricaded in a motel wit twelve shotguns
So when the cops come knocking each hand’s got one
Cocked, ready to dump slugs heavy as shotputs
One man army, guns can’t harm me
Young and army, worse than my Uncle Ronnie
Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me
I can’t stop airing out my dirty laundry
Middle fingers flipped and censorship
Your friends just flipped over the swift penmanship
Ever since I spit some shit on Infinite
I been giving it a hundred and ten percent
Cause when I’m bent most of my energy’s spent on enemies
Eighty percent of what I invent is Hennessey
Twenty percent is from being hungry as sin
Ten’s because I love being under your skin
Yeah shit can happen, so stick to rappin
Quit the yappin or I’ma lift the mack and
That can lead to another mishap happening
Skip the crap get the can of whoopass cracking.
And of course:
If I could capture the rage of today’s youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don’t say shit
You Liberace’s, Versace’s, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinking you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you’re NOT me
You’ll never STOP me, I’m TOP speed as you POP me
I came to save these new generations of babies
from parents who failed to raise ’em cause they’re lazy
to grow to praise me I’m makin ’em go crazy
That’s how I got this whole nation to embrace me
And you fugazi if you think I’ma admit wrong
I cripple any hypocritic critic I’m sic’d on
And this song is for any kid who gets picked on
A sick song to retaliate to, and it’s called..
Shit Can Happen and Fight Music..Devil’s Knight is such a great album.
Another great line I don’t think gets much play is
“I’m strapped, just knowing any minute I could snap. I’m the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped” from Love Me on the 8 Mile Soundtrack.
“tryna give me the fingers kinda like giving a spider the web
I’m just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage” IMO this is one of the best lines he has ever said.
It’ll never be my chair that you’re on
crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain no oxygen
otherwords there’s no heir to the throne
when I die so does hip hop
Alliteration, try this one from Rap Game ft. D12:
Switchblade, with a little switch to switch blades and switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade shot’s like a samurai sword, an sensei!
I’m a huge fan of his diss on benzino cannabis and vanilla ice, nail in the coffin. Reason being……. Vanilla ice spill the beans and rice I’m eating you alive inside Jesus Christ if you’re that much of a gangsta put the Mic down you should be out killing mother fuckers right now kill a mother fucker dead kill him dead bitch shoot him in the fuckin head go ahead bitch slap my mom slap the fuck outta her she couldn’t sue ya she wouldn’t get a buck outta ya cuz you’re broke as fuck you suck you’re a fuckin joke if you was really selling coke then what the fuck you stop for if you slew some crack you’d get alot more money than you do from rap you’ll never have no security you’ll never be famous you’ll never know what it’s like to be rich life’s a birch ain’t it
Ground hog day
Spot in that top position, coppin over the opposition,Lookin like a dog that’s pissin, leg up on the competition, Promisin complete dominance, Sugar Ray Robinson I’m in the league Muhammad’s in, Ali’s my colleague, bombin ’em, Probably end up on top of ’em, stompin ’em like Ndamukon,I’m Russian/rushin like a Ukrainian LaDainian Tomlinson!
Actually it was a Eminem & Royce da 5/9 song or part of their collaboration “Bad meets evil”. Eminem talked to Royce and asked if it would be cool if he gave Jay z that song instead. Know your shit before you post.
Renegade was originally a track by Bad meets evil, as one of thier earliest tracks. u are right with it,
and apparently Eminem used same(just a bit changed) lyrics on jay-Z’s track renegade from album Blueprint. Eminem was one of the the only two featured artist in whole album.
Cmon’ seriously…. ill take 7 kids from columbine stand em all in line add an ak47 a revolver a 9 a mac 11 and it oughta solve this problem of mine, thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time.
Slim shady hotter than a set of twin babies. …. in a mercedes benz when the temp goes up to the mid 80s
So im signin cds while police fingerprint me, their for the judges daughter but his grudge is against me…
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against I have I’ve neen protested and demonstrated against, picket signs for wicked rhymes….
I was prepared to be ill though the skill was there….
Whole last verse of bad guy…
I took definitive as to mean defining and the sick ass lines defined the hell outta the man, more skill than we will evee see again, and havimg the balls to write those controversial lines while raising a middle finger to anyone who doesn’t like it just made it awesome
My lazy disk will make u take a razor to ya wrist.. make u satanistic.. make u take the pistol to ya face n place the clip in cocktail it back n let it go until ya brains are rippin out ya skull so bad to sew you back would be a waste of stitches! !!! … what???
Hol’ Up!!!! Drugs, horns, skeletons & the holocaust?!!
Gotta listen 2 what Em was promotin & programmin da youth wit.
This sellout even dyed his hair blond…
I thought it was funny when I was in high school,
but I now see how dangerous those catchy punchlines were.
[Abuse of power]
Straight anti-Christ rap!!
…I’m glad he fell off.
Caution to the wind, complete freedom
Look at these rappers, how I treat ’em
So why the fuck would I join ’em when I beat ’em
They call me a freak, cause I like to spit on these pussies before I eat ’em
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage! Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him
In terms of having raw talent and having the whole package, EM is the G.O.A.T. People say he’s fell off because he’s no longer at the ridiculous high standards he set himself when he first came out, but he’s still the better than everyone else in the game right now and people forget how many classic verses and material he has given us over the years. G.O.A.T
Comedy – Cum On Everybody & I’m Shady
Straight of the Slim Shady LP, these are outright Eminems funniest, self-degrading tracks by far. With tounge twisting lyrics in both such as;
“I go on stage in front of a sell out crowd & yell out loud all ya’ll get out now” – funny right? No. Its gets funnier.
The opens few lines from Cum On Everybody are as follows;-
“My favoite color is red, like the blood shed
from Kurt Cobain’s head, when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill’s tape so her kids could starve
(I can’t stand white people!)”
Making fun of people who die(Trademark Eminem, cos like he always says, we all going the same place anyways) and an hilarious line to set himself for an allusion in whahahich he suggests his dick looks like a shish kebab, in which women are grabbing at, following with a Lauryn Hill reference & the allusion i mentioned just, to when it was stated she had apparently said she would rather her children starve to death, that have white people buy her album. Pretty heavy right. Heavier shit has fell of his tounge but comedy-wise, this shits rib-tickling.
The highlights of Cum On Everybody though have to be these next gems;
“You thought I was ill, now I’m even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat” – Aids is a serious and world wide killing infection, which obliterates the immune system, how sick is that, add a sore throat or simple cold, and you have the illest motherfuckers around.
“I just remembered that im absent minded, wait I mean i’ve lost my mind I cant find it” – Very smart & humorous, to be absent minded means to be EXTREMELY forgetful, but yet, he remembered that he was absent minded, but then remembered he literally lost his mind and cannot remember where he left it, smart ass eminem. This ties in with a few lined following;
“I’m freestyling every word that I spit, cause I dont need to remember the words to my shit”-hm, well…thats good, reassuring not so much;
I tried suicide once and I’ll try it again
That’s why I write songs where I die at the end
Cause I don’t give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, “I suck”-it is what it is.
“if you ever see a video for this shit
I’ll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit”- Funny because, on the album cover of one of the versions of the SSLP was a mummy, and when he performed this on stage(one of the only times, I think) he had a mummy on stage dancing and prancing about, who then began to unravel towards the end of the track, revealing itself to be Dustin Hoffman, a massive Eminem fan, can you believe it? DUSTIN “I’M WALKIN HERE!” HOFFMAN! Thats pretty fucking cool if you ask me. The last verse is the best, basically filled with sexism against the “dumb” bitches, mocking them for how gullible and idiotic they are, an Beastie Boys & Kid Rock reference, self awareness and the old im a serial killer subliminal.
NEXT! – I’m Shady
Now this is a brilliant track, possible one of his best when it comes to self-degrading humor(when he is funniest) and one of his best, period.
Heres the highlights, but you’re gonna wanna listen to it if you havent already, i assure you;
“I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!)
Cause I’m the one they can relate to and look up to better
Tonight I think I’ll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter” – here he creates a stark contrast between “Positive” and “Shoot up the playground” blatantly, in fact this is so discusting its funny, I laughed hard when i heard this.
Now, there are only 2 verses in the track but dont let that discourage you from listening to it, its jam-packed and will leave you dying for breath like anthrax…oh, i impress myself, did anyone else see that? I did.
Honorable mentions though; As The World Turns, Brain Damage, Brainless, Takin My ball, Who Knew, The Kids, Role Model & My Fault. Go Ahead, take notes.
Dexterity(skill is what ment, not good with hands) – Infinite, is hands down one of the greatest rap tracks purely for the rhyming, metaphors and similies. Now the album has some gems like;
“You couldnt make this crowd throw up they fingers if the swallowed they hands” – either who ever “you” is, is whack as shit, or that crowd is tough to please.
But ill let you delve into the album by yourself, its called infinite if you hadnt guessed yet, granted, it has its shit tracks like any other underground album, but PLEASE, take a listen, I beg you, here is an example from the title track;
“Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxing, a zany acting maniac in action
A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction
You look insanely whack when just a fraction of my tracks run
My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills
I’m sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants
Twist the necks of rappers ’til their spinal column disconnects
We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smog
This is the season for noise pollution contamination
Examination of more cartoons than animation
My lamination of narration
Hit’s a snare and bass of track fucked up rapper interrogation
When I declare invasion, there ain’t no time to be stare and gazing
I turn the stage into a barren wasteland…
I’m Infinite” – okay, I know i said example and not a fucking entire verse, but it was worth it, wasnt it? I mean, seriously look at that shit, its perfect. I aint gonna decipher that for you, go to rap genius or some shit but that is like sex in my ears and the only other track that has made me feel warm and fuzzy inside is Nas’ Memory Lane, easily(IMO ANYWAY, Dont take my head off) one of the best tracks in rap, so Infinite is up there.
Honorable mentions;Rap God, Crazy In Love, Just Dont Give A Fuck, As The World Turns, Kill you, 3 a.m. Bad Meets Evil, & Criminal(theres more but they break the dial, never mind turn it up)
Controversy – Im Back
Now this straight up hurts feelings…in fact, its like a huge “FUCK YOU” to the media, and pretty much anyone involved and anyone who want to get involved really.
That fact this guy chose the warning proves he has no idea.
What drove me to choose this track for this title? Well this did;
“I take seven kids from columbine, stand em all in line, add an ak47 a revolver a nine, a mack 11 oughta solve a problem of mine, and thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time”
Now, i wont be surprised if many of you are sitting there thinking “what the fuck is columbine”(if you’re real patriotic “American Flag in my yard” kind of american you’ll know what this is; Im not american, so thats a lie but whatever)
The Columbine high school shootings was at best, a global-known incident in 2000, and caused mass hysteria in white america when Shady dropped the MMLP, at the time this line was, well…banned, not just from radio versions, oh no, every version. Even though it isnt as controversial nowadays, 14 years ago it was an extremely, unprecedented track, but as you can see in rap god, he used this line again to see what would happen(evil,right?) and well they never censored it, but its sank a few ships, but nothing in comparison to the fleet it obliterated when it dropped.
There are no honarable mentions simply because nothing really can come close to this, not if you take it at the “at the time” kind of view, I mean this is Eminem for fucks sake, Eminem = Controversial he admitted he purposely said the things he said and done the things he done in the late 90’s to mid 00’s to gain that boost in fame, well to become the biggest artist in the past 20 years.
Next!
Intensity – White America & Mosh
While I dont actually disagree that “Til I Collapse” is certainly one of Em’s most intense tracks it isnt THE most intense track, not to me anyway. It doesnt stand up to Mosh Or White America, in fact til i collapse is more along the same vein as Lose Yourself, a get up an go track to me. But intense no doubt.
Honarable Mentions; The Sauce, Quitter, Soldier & Say Goodbye to Hollywood.
Alliteration? Um, im gonna replace that with
Deep – Rock Bottom
Now this track is deep, the deepest in fact, a very “chill in any room;anywhere;any state of mind;Sober or not;Reflect and project depressiveness to your current enviroment” its a song that makes you think, “is my life that bad” of course not! You listening to eminem, man, if you have time to do that, then you a-ok! He raps of his troubles before fame, in fact, youtube the original version of this track and you will hear this shitty quality track which is near enough the exact same as the one from the SSLP but this track written, then recorded the same night, christmas eve actually…Slim had just beem fired from his job and had no money for Hailey or Kim to provide for them, basically. A rare occurence in the world of music, you hear the conviction in his voice, the desperation, the “time to cut my fuckin wrists” mindframe. Listen to it, just dont kill yourself.
Honarable mentions; When I’m Gone, Sing For The Moment, Kim(#2), If I Had & When the music stops.
Diss tracks
He has a variety of them, whether hes spewing venom at Mariah And Nick with The Warning, Laughing and shitting on Canibus with Can-i-bitch, getting one back on Benzino with Nail in The Coffin & The Sauce, or destroying Ja Rules shitty career with Hail Mary, causing heart attacks to Everlast(Whitey Ford) with Hit em up & Quitter. They are all worth listening to, including Monkey See Monkey Do, Remember, Girls, bagpipes from baghdad, Say What You Say, Puke, kim and We As Americans(The bush admin)
Bitch Please II is probably the biggest though.
This article was thrown together to get views on the sight, simple as that tbh. No thought went into it but whatever.
Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxi pads
enough oxi cotton to send a fuckin ox to rehab
-I make the roof hot like I was rock master scott
your ass forgot
so just in case you don’t remember me
Ill run your brain around the block and jog your fuckin memory
Its either them or me
kill or be killed
your will will be sealed, your casket closed and you will still be billed
-talkin that smack like you went black and guarded your back
come to battle me and you will get smacked hard as your act
when I rep er resent it
and ill have ev er ry ref er ry in it every minute so when I win it you will never resent it….
I’m just sayin… most of your selections were poor my friend
they don’t represent the pure mathematic precision combined with phonetic mastery…. fail
You can dig just a little bit deeper into his first 4 albums and find much better examples…way to pick the most commercial shit he’s ever done hhdx. Also, the Mariah diss was just turrible compared to his classic diss tracks.
I came to save these new generations of babies
From parents who failed to raise ’em, cause they’re lazy
To grow to praise me, I’m makin’ ’em go crazy
That’s how I got this whole nation to embrace me
Eminem is the g.o.a.t.
No one can tell me nothin’, hip-hop overwhelmed me
To the point where it had me in a whole ‘nother realm
It was like isolatin’ myself was healthy
It felt like we was on welfare, but wealthy
Wow I had forgotten how SICK that warning track was!! THAT FLOW!
of course the rest of the songs I already have memorized.
How about you guys check for more lines of Em’s underrated songs, DX? He’s got sick bars in the D12 albums as well.
A whole generation of kids blowin’ out their fuckin’ brains to this
Kurt Cobain music, students converted to ‘caine users
As soon as they heard it, went out, murdered & maimed to it
What’s your name (Judas)
“My music is therapeutic for whoever’s there to use it/
Its lucifers here to influences listeners through it/
Youll probably do it says just from listening to it/
Its got the power to get you to do it”
“Im a 27 year old /11 year old/Ima never grow up/
bitch I will never get old/ Il be sittin here wit a cane and a beard still insane and as wierd as the day I came in here brain in my rear”
dude is raw
I miss Eminem beef bars..when hes attacking hes a pitbull and his bars are just insane.. but when hes on his weird shit he misses me…
we need another EMINEM SHOW type of album fuck all this shock rap shit, mmlp2 was geared towards teenagers and fucked up older people who rape kids
yea that was eminems most focused album
encore and everything after that is kinda goofy
except the re up
imagine if shady records went in the same direction as the re up
r.i.p proof
yeah you can tell Eminem took his time with Eminem show.. sslp amd mmlp he can get away with bc he was young, new and raw..
but when ur damn near 42 still talking about raping girls and beefing with bitches its lke wtf are you doing..destroying his legacy one weird track at a time.
reup was raw.. Eminem on no apologies is the type of Eminem I love to listen to. I wish we could get an album full of lose yourself, go to sleep, no apologies, til I collapse Eminem. not that style of course but hard bars, no weird shit.
I choke mics like asphyxiation
When I’m stranglin’ my own throat masturbatin’
Fuck yeah I’m a basket case
I mastered this rap shit, till my ass gets wasted
Till my assassination, till I’m slain cuz of some fags infatuation
.44 Mag’s fascination a taste for disaster and if that’s the case then
“Only have one homie. Only this gun, lonely cause don’t anyone know me. And everybody just feels like they can relate. I guess words are a motherfucker, they be be great or they can degrade, or even worse they can teach hate. It’s like these kids hang on every single statement we make.”
-Sing For the Moment. The definition of Em.
It’s like a throne that he don’t even own
He won’t sit down, give him a crown, he just throws it around
It’s like a joke, he’s like a king, but he don’t do a thing
He don’t want the diamonds, want the gold or want the jewellery
He don’t want the room or want the loot, he’s in it for the sport
Runnin’ circles ’round his competition on the court
He appreciates your support, but he ain’t beggin’ for it
For Intensity you could’ve used these bars from Soldier, as well.
I love pissin’ you off, it gets me off
Like my lawyer’s, when the fuckin’ judge lets me off
All you mothafuckers gotta do is set me off
I’ll violate and all the motherfuckin’ bets be off
I’m a lit fuse, anything I do bitch, it’s news
Pistol whippin’ motherfuckin’ bouncer 6’2″
Who needs bullets, soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets
An excellent method to get rid of the next bully
It’s actually better cause instead you murderin’
You can hurt ’em and come back again and kick dirt at ’em
im a solider is one my top 5 em songs of all time
Take some Big & some Pac, you mix ’em up in a pot
Sprinkle a lil Big L on top, what the fuck do you got?
You got the realest & illest killers tied up in a knot
The juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not
*In before some fuck says ‘nothing tops Infinite’
Which is so clearly not true
Cant agree more ppl just name the earliest project they can to try to sound cool infinite is good but has nothing on a lot of his shit fuck that
You see your brains hang & you see we ain’t playin’
Ain’t sayin’ we ain’t layin’ down at night & ain’t prayin’
I bullied my way in this game, man, I’m done playin’
Man, I’m done sayin’ that I’m done playin’
@StreetKings
That’s the best you could find…? from a G-Unit track
J it’s a 50 song & does it fucking matter it’s amazing lyrics
“I’m sorry there must be a mix up/ you want me to fix up lyrics while our president gets his dick sucked?”
The fact that y’all left this one out makes be question the validity of the whole article.
It ain’t even funny, I ain’t even hungry, it ain’t even money
You can’t pay me enough for you to play me
It’s cockamanie, you just ain’t zany enough to rock with Shady
My noodle is cock-a-doodle, my clock’s coo-coo
I got screws loose, yea the whole kit & caboodle, I’m just brutal
there is a certain mystic
when i speak
you know its sort of unique
coz u know its me
my poetry is deep
and im still illmatic the way i flow with this beat
You ain’t got the funds to match or counteract it
But I’d rather rap, than get into this gangsta shit
It ain’t because I’m a bitch
It’s because I ain’t a bitch, I don’t endanger people that I’m wit’
me personally, i’d used the barZ from “CRIMINAL”.
Tell that C. Delores Tucker slut to suck a dick
Motherfucker ducked, what the fuck? Son of a bitch
Take away my gun, I’m gonna tuck some other shit
Can’t tell me shit about the tricks of this trade
Switchblade, with a lil switch to switch blades
Switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade
BEST rapper of all time no argument. Even ask the GOD MC RAKIM faggots
First paragraph…Who else can you say this shit about? jay z? (LOL!!!)
“Eminem is as close to a musical phenom as this generation will likely ever get. An insane poet with near-flawless delivery, his lyrics are a combination of self-awareness, honesty, and intelligence rarely found in equal levels. His no-punches-pulled attitude has given rise to a career filled with fame and fortune, pain and suffering, relapse and redemption, admiration and spite. With very few exceptions, every one of his verses is a display of a master of the craft, no matter the subject or target, or whether hes rhyming on his own records or featured on a fellow emcees track”
My last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour’s sister has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can’t believe how easy it was once I tried it out.
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See I could sit & argue with you but it goes beyond
Just bein’ a snot, pointy-nosed bleach-blond
Cause I came here to uplift; let your woes be gone
Tell ’em to get fucked & just mosey on
Constantly movin’, constantly usin’
The Constitution as a form of restitution
You use and quote some ridiculous em bars..so aer you agreeing or arguing his GOAT argument?… im agreeing
Fuck the guns im done, ill never look at gats, if I scrap, ill scrap like I aint never whooped some ass/ I love my fans but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact ive sacrificed everything I have…./
Sayin goodbye to hollywood…the rest of that verse should b in there but I dont feel like typin it lol…the realest shit I have ever heard from em! Dude was amazing and still is
For the rest of your life, I get attach to you
We’ll be joined at the hip, I’ll be so latched to you
You’ll be walkin’ out the house, I’ll run up & tackle you
Chain your ass up to the bed & shackle you
You don’t think you’re leavin’ this house in that, do you?
Not ’til I brand my name in your ass & tattoo you
Have you walkin’ out this bitch in turtleneck sweaters
Scarves & full leathers in 90 degree weathers
top 10 eminem songs (no order):
no apologies
kim
murder murder
love you more
lose yourself
sing for the moment
rock bottom
bad guy (due to the last verse)
8 mile road
its okay
shit up on the bad guy piece the whole song is a masterpiece wtf?? fucking nostalgia idiots
Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen with M-16’s & ten clips each
& them shits reach through six kids each
Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint’s speech to fix these streets
Nice article. want more like this. Oh and Em has got some hot bars! and these arent the only ones. this white dude has got some true skills from since he started till now. Impressive.
It’s a sick world we live in these days
‘Slim for Pete’s sakes put down Christopher Reeve’s legs’
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
‘Slim it’s a touchy subject, try & just don’t mention it”
Mind with no sense in it, fried schizophrenic
You guys just could’ve put on the entire lyrics to Criminal! that track crazy!!
Heard of me before, see whore, you’re the kinda girl that I’da
Assault & rape then figure why not try not to make ya pussy wider?
Fuck you with an umbrella, then open it up while the shit’s inside ya
I’m the kinda guy that’s mild, but I might flip & getta lil bit wilder
I’m Infinite
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it’s surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now I’m trying to repent from it
What you know about bein’ bullied over half your life?
Oh that’s right, you should know what that’s like, you’re half white
Vanilla Ice, spill the beans & rice
I’m eatin’ you alive inside, Jesus Christ!
If you’re that much of a gangsta, put the mic down
You should be out killin’ motherfuckers right now
Kill a motherfucker dead, kill him dead, bitch!
Shoot ’em in the fuckin’ head… go ahead, bitch!
Slap my mom; slap the fuck outta her
She can’t sue you; she wouldn’t get a buck outta ya
Cause you’re broke as fuck, you suck, you’re a fuckin’ joke
“I strike an still pose and hit you with some ill flows
That don’t even make sense, like dykes using dildos”
classic lol
Incredibly funny and clever line
I got up & ran to the janitor’s storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose, ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms & foreign tools
This is for every time you took my orange juice
Or stole my seat in the lunchroom, drank my chocolate milk
Every time you tipped my tray & it dropped & spilt
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That’ll stab you in the head
whether you’re a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress – hate fags? The answer’s “yes”
Homophobic? Nah, you’re just heterophobic
Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging
I think liberals would explode on the news he said something like this in 2014
MY FAV EM SONG!!!
happy someone posted this line
I’ll be right back just chill, baby, please?
I gotta go find Dave he’s the one who gave me these
“John, where’s Dave at before I bash you”
‘He’s in the bathroom; I think he’s takin’ a crap, dude’
“Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There’s a girl upstairs talkin’ to plants
Choppin’ her hair off, there’s only two days left
Of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off”
It don’t matter as long as you get where you’re going
‘Cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where we’re going
They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring
Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning
But you’re young
You’ve got a lot of drugs to do
Girls to screw
Parties to crash
Sucks to be you
If I could take it all back now, I wouldn’t
I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn’t
No more Source for street credit, them days is dead
Ray’s got AK’s to Dave Mays’ head
Every issue there’s an eight page Made Men spread
Will somebody please tell whoever braids his head
That I am not afraid of this fuckin’ waste of lead
On my pencil, for me to write some shit this simple
So listen closely, as I break it down & proceed
This old G’s about to get smoked like rolled weed
FUCK money I dont rap for dead presidents
I’d rather see the president dead
Its never been said, but I set precedents and STANDards
and they cant STAND it
Shit is like smearin’ a bloodstain with a paint brush
I cant explain what it is my brain does
But however it works, it’s insane, it’s plain nuts
It ain’t just my brain thats dangerous
Its a whole combination of things, it takes nuts
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prefect
Words Are Weapons – that whole verse. The delivery, passion, wordplay, everything is on point.
His album dropped over half a year ago and DX is still all over his dick. Eminem is the worst thing that ever happened to hip-hop, wack as shit.
#BGS2014 #Eminemisthewhitedevil
One man army, guns can’t harm me
Young & horny, worse than my Uncle Ronnie
Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me
I can’t stop airin’ out my dirty laundry
Middle fingers flipped at censorship
Your friends just flipped over the swift penmanship
Ever since I spit some shit on “Infinite”
I’ve been giving it 110%
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
Til one night he snuck in and said
We’re going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
Can’t we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said “I don’t know what the fuck’s up with this kid!
The bastard won’t even eat nothing he’s fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom he’s dead”
“Debbie don’t let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin’ cigarette to his neck
I bet you he’s fakin’ it,
I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I’ll go handle this of course, unless you object”
“Ah go fuck his brains out, if any’s left in his head”
I’m about as normal as Norman Bates
With deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother, are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
that’s cool at least his people realize Em is trash now that’s why they reminding us of back when he was good 4 old songs and Rap God smart. google “deathwish featherz” that’s what a white boy should rap like in 2014
Dude…
I hope you weren’t serious because that “Deathwish – Featherz” shit was fucking WACK.
damn that’s weird how come everyone on worldstar is saying it’s the best diss track of all time n shit?? over your head I guess. that’s ok there’s plenty of music about poppin mollies you can go listen to that’s more your speed
That’s the mentality here, that’s the reality here
Did I just hear somebody say they want to challenge me here
While I’m holdin’ a pistol, with this many calibers here
Plus a registration, that just made this shit valid this year
You have got to be kidding me… Death wish featherz…
The least skilled song I have EVER heard in my life. Take em’s worst song ever and it blows that stupid shit out of the water. But, clearly you wrote this to try to promote that waste of time, so good job it worked. Enjoy this now because, unless you get that loser a rap Tudor this is the most acknowledgement he’s ever going to get.
Garbage! Em is complete garbage! Nobody is listening to an Eminem!
You’re so retarded, omg.
by nobody, do you mean MILLIONS
I light a candle & place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade & stab you with the fuckin’ handle
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin’
(Bitch it’s too late) Cause once you’re hung from the drapes, it’s curtains
Worthless rap songs! Yes, spit them line fast but no one really cares. Shit is trailor trash.
“trailor”…
will you come to my trailor?
So skip to your loo, while I do what I do best
You ain’t even impressed no more, you’re used to it
Flows too wet, nobody close to it
Nobody says it but still everybody knows the shit
Rock Bottom, Stan, As the world turns, If I had all have more content
Laugh till your mothafuckin’ ass gets drafted
While you’re at band camp, thinkin’ the draft can’t happen
Till you fuck around, get an Anthrax napkin
Inside a package, wrapped in Saran wrap wrappin’
Open the plastic, then you stand back gaspin’
Fuckin’ assassins hi-jackin’ Amtracks, crashin’
All this terror, America demands action
Next thing you know you’ve got Uncle Sam’s ass askin’
To join the army or what you’ll do for their Navy
“Imagine going from being a no one to seeing everything blow up and all you did was grow up mcing. It’s fucking crazy”
“As if flashing across the news postaneux was caught with a prostitute with huge Johnson boobs a monstrous tube of lube. In some bras some boots some panties and an aqua blue monster swallowing a Popsicle playing tonsil pool. So kill the rumors it ain’t happening I’m a rap till I’m fossil fuel .
Bury my face in comic books, cause I don’t wanna look
At nothin’, this world’s too much, I’ve swallowed all I could
If I could swallow a bottle of Tylenol I would
End it for good, just say goodbye to Hollywood
The way i am and till i collapse are the best from that list he needs to go back to making music like that
I love pissin’ you off, it gets me off
Like my lawyer’s, when the fuckin’ judge lets me off
All you mothafuckers gotta do is set me off
I’ll violate & all the motherfuckin’ bets be off
Renegaaaaade
I went to grab my gun, that’s when her ass put it on me
With an uppercut, hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors, started causin’ a scene
Slid across the floor, flew right into a washin’ machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank God I was smokin’ crack all day, doped up on coke & smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch & snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her, but I gotta catch her first
Ok…
Whose next?
Waka…
kooch… I mean Gucc….
T.I???
so many to choose from…
How about Drake, Wayne or his Dad Birdman? idk… tough one….
I’ll wait……..
The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
Cause this is how I am in real life
I don’t wanna just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice
Shady stay creative baby hold your head up don’t u let up
One bit on these motherfuckin suckers you a soldier get up
Stand up for what you believe in as long as u breathin
They jealous of you man that’s the only reason they beefin’
I breathe ether in three lethal amounts, while I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
Releasing rage on anybody in squeezin’ range
Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain
I just want to shoot up & I’m pissed off, cause I can’t find a decent vein
But convince me you’ve heard
An MC since me who’s this good with the fucking mincing of words
Without mincing words that’ll make you feel like I’m pinching a nerve
Whose mentally disturbed, you might as well stick a knife in me and turn
It’ll be like my skin being Indian burned
Hah, bitch there isn’t one, when will you learn?
Never been served if memory serves
I’d battle that ’til my own recollection remembers these words
This isn’t golf this is a blisterin’ assault
Those are your wounds this is the salt, so get lost
Shit dissin’ me is just like pissin’ off the Wizard of Oz
Wrap a lizard in gauze, beat you in the jaws with it
Grab the scissors & saws, cut out your livers gizzards & balls
Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with Jaws
So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
Then describe how it tasted like dessert to us all
While I disagree with some of the points/examples in this article, if we still adhered to the former, they all could have been covered within his two verses on “Renegade.”
And, for the alliteration example, off the top of my head, I think the “Vile, venomous, volatile bitches vain Vicdin, vin-vin-vin!” line would’ve been much better.
I’m tryna pull the trigger but it’s stuck, fuck
My shit is all jammed up
Come on, you cock-suckin’, good-for-nothin’
Motherfuckin’ piece of shit shoot!
Yeah! What up, bitch? Say that shit again
Shot the bullet missed, hit a brick, bounced of it, ricocheted back in his shin
Went through his bitch on his way back, hit his friend
Payback homie, don’t play that shit is spin
pointless fucking article, poorly written, and a retarded way of looking at music, no less hip-hop.
You even had the same type of childhood I did
Sometimes I just wanna know, why is it that you succame to yours & mine I survived it
You ran the streets, I 9 to 5’ed it
We grew up, grew apart as time went by us
I blew up to both yours & mines surprises
Now I feel a vibe, I just can’t describe it
Much as your pride tries to hide it
Your cold your touch is just like ice & your eyes is a look of resentment, I can sense it & I don’t like it
Here is the best bar by Eminem ever: So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it’d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I’m sorry Puff, but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain’t mine, what’s my name?
I totally agree! that would make my top 5 along with:
They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well, can it load a gun up for you and cock it too?
Well if it can, and the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault, and I’ll get sued
I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it
Spent a million a track and went over my budget
Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt?
I can’t rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet
Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep licking them dick-sucking lips, I’m agitated
Aggravated to the point you don’t suck my dick, then you’re gonna get decapitated
Other words, you don’t fucking give me head, then I’m have to take it
Yo.. I’ll fuckin.. I’ll.. I’ll puke, eat it, and freak you
Battle? I’m too weeded to speak to, the only key that I see to defeat you
Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
And force feed you ’em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I’ll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
You’ll think I pulled the fucking ground out from underneath you
I ain’t no fucking G, I’m a cannibal
I ain’t tryin to shoot you, I’m tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
And have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers
Fuck the planet ’til it spins on a broken axis
I’m so bananas I’m showin up to your open casket
To fill it full of explosive gasses and close it back
With a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes
LMAO if you 2 think those are his hardest bars you need to reevaluate your position as a rap/Eminem fan smmfh…ESP Tyson.
@Tyson: That shit still causes me to laugh
It’s comedic and clever, imhomo shut the fuck up
Always, you can see him lurkin’ in the hallways
Carcasses of Caucasian females in his crawl space
How the hell did he fit ’em all into such a small place
Hide ’em in the wall, well how long will the drywall take?
Well fuck it then, I got nothin’ but time, I’ll wait
Until it dries for the moment I guess you’re all safe
After I sand & buff it, I guess that I’ll paint
My chainsaw’s out of gas, my regular saw ain’t
Guess that new video didnt get them suckin that cock like they hoped so we had to find an excuse to look over it all eh? Better milk that shit for all its worth because pretty soon nobody gonna buy into all the hype and he’ll just be another in a list of many that were once nice during their heyday. shit happens. thats the breaks
Give me a week and I could write a better article than this. Like, jesus fuck, this is just so lacking in insight and just feels lazy. Eminem is one of the best and by mentioning My Name Is as one of his top 5 moments is just incorrect, there’s no other way to look at it. I was really excited to read this article and was really let down. Come on now. Seriously give me a shot and I’ll do it right.
I almost look comatose, who wants to be sober? Gross
I foam like a doberman, mouth open, I overdose
Put coke up my nostrils, in both my holes then I plug my nose
Thunder and lightning, rain, hail, sleet
With a tornado’s the kinda brainstorm I get
So when the wind starts blowing, shit
Talking ’bout going in, going insane is more like it
Wizard of words when he spits hazardous with it
Like a disastrous blizzard
So you better listen quick fast, or miss it
Yeah, go ahead little prick bastard, diss it
But when you get hit with a sick-ass explicit flow
Don’t ask how much of his passion is it that goes in it
Just know that all he knows is this that
It’s better to kick ass than kiss it
Dick dastardly of audacity
Mental capacity, unmatched it has to be stopped
But it can’t be, but man I can’t just keep
Doing them like that or no one will rap with me
Except one, you asked who is it
“I’m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn’t wanna answer this”
“I’m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I’m dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I’m white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don’t get pissed, y’all don’t even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don’t even exist”
“I don’t wanna quit, but shit, I feel like this is it
For me to have this much appeal like this is sick
This is not a game, this fame, in real life this is sick
Publicity stunt my ass, conceal my fuckin’ dick
Fuck the guns, i’m done, i’ll never look at gats
If I scrap, i’ll scrap like I ain’t never whooped some ass
I love my fans
But no one ever puts a grasp on the fact i’ve sacrificed everything I have
I never dreamt i’d get to the level that i’m at, this is whack
This is more than I ever could of asked
everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood, or mask
What about math, how come I wasn’t ever good at that
It’s like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt, i’m trapped
If I could go back, I never woulda rapped
I sold my soul to the devil, i’ll never get it back
I just wanna leave this game with level head intact
Imagine goin’ from bein’ a no one to seein’,
everything blow up and all you did was just grow
up emceeing
It’s fuckin’ crazy
Cause all I wanted was to give Hailie the life I never had
But instead I forced us to live alienated, so i’m sayin’…”
Actin’ like they never seen nobody hit a lick before
Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64
When they sell out in stores, the price triples
I ran up the block. jumpin’ kids on tricycles
Collided with an eighty-year-old lady with groceries
There goes cheese, eggs, milk & Post Toasties
eminem is fucking trash. hasnt had a good album in 12 years
Lil sorry hoe ass, go ask B-Real
We burn Source covers like fuckin’ Cypress Hill
Did in the 90’s, when you was in diapers still
Shady Records you better believe the hype is real
This is no joke, I don’t smoke
But I toke enough secondhand, to make my fuckin’ P.O. choke
since Eminem show all Eminem does is make music for white boys who rape their daughters.
My music is soothin’, but it’s also been proven
That it can put you in the mood to jump out of ya car while it’s movin’
You’ve been waitin’ on this moment, my sermon
Is like a omen; I’m servin’, I’m Erick Sermon
I saw the window was open & I jumped through it
My shit, if you don’t get pumped to it
I quit, here’s my rhyme book, go ‘head & thumb through it
RENEGADE AND TIL I COLLAPSE WERE DOPE BUT HE HAS BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONES.
I gotta riddle, what’s little
Talks big, with midget arms & creamy white fillin’ in the middle
That will do anything to throw dirt on my name
If it means walkin’ the whole Mediterranean
Isn’t it Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tasmanian
NO! His name’s Raymond oh sorry WOW
But that was a long time ago, when I was just Joe Shmoe
Rappin’ in Joe Blows basement, I apologized for it befo’
Either except it or you don’t & lets move on
If I’ve shown that I’ve grown and get the bone
Keep lickin’ these nuts you industry mutts
Keep walkin’ around sniffin’ each others butts
Or should I say asses
What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses
Take some Big and some Pac and you mix em up in a pot
Sprinkle a little Big L on top, what the fuck do you got?
You got the realest and illest killers tied up in a knot
The juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not
It’s like a fight to the top just to see who’d die for the spot
You put ya life in this, nothing like surviving a shot…
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I’ll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it, I’ll hide for 5 minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy’s lucky I didn’t blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a fuck, I’d shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin’ chickens ain’t brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it’s not a rapper that I make it as
I’mma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask
I wouldn’t let you eat the fuckin’ chip on my shoulder
If you was bleach & I was hair, I wouldn’t die for ya
Tryna pull 5 bucks from me, is like tryna pull five mollars
You’ll get your eyes swolled up
I’m on my straight grizzly
So why would I buy you a gay ass teddy bear bitch?
You’re already bi-polar
NAS–and shady murdered you on your own shut jay-z….you better contact McDonals
So when you see me, dressin’ up like a nerd on TV
Or heard the CD, usin’ the fag word so freely
It’s just me bein’ me, here want me to tone it down
Suck my fuckin’ dick, you faggot, you happy now?
how can a writer for a hip hop website, who apperantly has a vast knowledge of rap and hip hop history, write “One of the earliest high profile guest appearances for Eminem, he slays it on Jay Zs track.”
do some research or just dont write at all. it was eminem’s track which had him featuring royce da 59. so when they had their little fued. eminem gave the song to jay z.
it was on gay jays album so most ppl are gonna think of him instead of who produced it
Everyday I wake up, another drama
It’s a wonder I’m alive, survivin’ this karma
If I can hold on to my private life for five minutes longer
I might get my wife to let go of this knife, just calm her
Without these cameras in our faces like animals
For your Channel 2 Action News, to follow our ambulance up the avenue
Catch a glimpse of all the suicide attempts
What we do in private, since they won’t let us put up a fence
You wonder why I carry every gun under the sun
Whether it’s unloaded, full, or an unregistered one
No bullets? You’re so full of shit
This clip is so full, it’ll spit if I don’t pull it
plus it wasnt really em’s first high profile appearance aye? he’d already been on dre, missy, kid rock, not to mention a biggie album… shit he’d been on everyone’s except jay z
Till i Collapse
Slap him purple, for mimickin’ him with two rapping Urkels
I could of snapped, took it past rap & hurt you
But I didn’t, I kept it on wax & served you
I Square Dance, cause I’m sick of rappin’ in circles
Around these clowns, stready tryna call me out
It’s like I’m listenin’ to motherfucking dogs meow
You’d probably do better tryna come & stomp me out
You don’t want it with rap, this is what I’m all about
(I) No gangsta you ain’t either
(Will) But I know that I spit ether
(Not) I shit across your belly
(Lose) Show you I’m not R. Kelly
aside from two grown men fucking each other in the ass at the same time with bendy cocks — rap is the fruitiest thing ive seen on this wretched earth. why was i incarnated. it’s a pain to die. but easy to be born. so why was i born in the first place. 2 stars.
guess what. bendy cocks are known as double ended dildos. you was watching two masculine butch dykes fuck each other
^^ oh my bad. ok then i guess rap IS the fruitest thing ive seen. thanks.
^^ you said it was ass fuckin so it’s still fruity. the question is would you fuck an ugly broad that’s fat as hell and looks like a man, and ugly pussy or would you fuck a pretty, hairless, gorgeous feminine looking tranny with a dick bigger than yours.
stay out my bidness
^^ stay out yo bidness? bitch dont act like i dont got pictures and no this aint a joke i know exactly who this is. get on skype you fucking faggot i want a thousand dollars or youre fucked.
i dont know you
your phone number aint 9517500807 ? dont fuck with me faggot i got your familys email ill send that shit out
ok my bad ill come on skype just stop dont post on hddx no more
good. smh. niggas wanna test your ass these dayse.
I fired the first shot, spun his body around
He hit the ground, landed upside down
Dre grabbed the map, the plaques & the gold
I grabbed two girlies & a blunt that’s rolled
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Ok, I like the concept of the article, but here’s how I’d do it:
Comedy: Brainless
“My whole career’s a stroke of sheer genius, smoke and mirrors, tactical practical jokes, yeah you motherfuckin [insert insult here]”
Dexterity: Shady 2.0 Cypher
“Me pushing up daisies? That thought is impossible as if flashin across the news Posdnuos was caught with a prostitute with a huge johnson, boobs, and a monstrous tube of lube, and a bra, some boots, some panties in an aqua blue Mazda swallowin a popsicle, playin tonsil pool”
Controversy: Nail in the Coffin
“Tried to jump the Ruff Ryders and they cut you up, and you put Jada on a track, that’s how much you suck”
Intensity: Welcome 2 Hell
“Go ahead little prick bastard diss it, but when you get hit with a sick ass explicit flow don’t ask how much of his passion is it that goes in it, just know that all he knows is that, it’s better to kick ass than kiss it”
Alliteration: Kill You
“I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches, vain Vicodin, vrin vrin, VRINNN”
Made them break out the popcorn
Now I’ve been hip-hop in it’s tip-top form
Since N.W.A was blarin’, through my car windows leanin’ on the horn
Screamin’ “Fuck the police” like cop porn
Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped corn
Fuck top five, bitch, I’m top four
That includes Biggie & Pac, whore
I gotta Evil Twin
So who the fuck do you think that third & that fourth spot’s for?
fire marshall
Bitch I’ma kill you, I ain’t done, this ain’t the chorus
I ain’t even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange, after you wash it three or four times
In a tub.. but that’s normal, ain’t it Norman
Serial killer hidin’ murder material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
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handsdown best alliteration i can think of off the top comes from Jay Z in D’Evils – “9 to 5 is how to survive, but i aint tryna survive, im tryna live it to the limit and love it a lot”.
to me, that line is THE most poetic i can think of from a mainstream hip hop artist. let me break it down some. the first half is gritty, it barely flows, its rugged and difficult to get through it, just like the life he’s talking about. you dont want to be there. and then the second half comes in. complete opposite. it just rolls off your tongue, the way it flows, ahhhh, and each pair of L words rhyme together too. plus its the meaning behind that and how it fits into the bigger theme of Reasonable Doubt, that of a hustler’s life and whatnot.
Jay Z’s skill is underwritten and a lot of dudes blindly hate out of jealousy probably, but he’s been coming up with dope lines since his debut (i cant comment on hawaii sophie fame era) to the present day. the duo absolutely killed it on Watch the Throne. especially kanye. i dont know if he’s getting ghostwriters or what, but i am unequivocally in awe of how much his skill as a lyricist has advanced, and when it comes to analogy and reference, Kanye is without peer in the commercial rap domain, id say even over Em, not in terms of rhymes, but linking that with history/art theory/human life. that line in Primetime? “damn yeezy they all gotta be dimes? well Adam gave up the rib, so mine better be prime”. that one is wayyy to deep for me to comprehensively cover here. but just to touch on it, and i really dont feel it does it justice, but its like, Adam made that sacrifice, so i gotta have the baddest bitch out. its in our genes right. you could even say he’s saying we have a right to that. it was written. in the Qu’ran… and thats probably not even close… ok, so you could view it as misogynistic the way he compares women to eating ribs.. but who gonn stop him, ha? “n**** gonna kill me i swear they better be lyin, i never live in fear, im too outta my mind…”
im not on his dick. im just appreciating fine hip-hop as one would any example of fine art, from Grecian epics to Picasso baby (screw cubism though). and yeh, i dont have my ear to the underground like i used to, so im not sure whats going on there anymore. im sure theres better examples of pure rhymes and references there… but making it approachable and good music holistically is a talent in its own. im loving this run theyre on though. looking forward to their future works. fuck is lil wayne at though??? what the fuck happened to him after 2010? and what the fuck is a hammock? the chef up in the kitchen like what the fuck is a sammich? we gotta find middle ground, we need balance….. ‘yadigg’? he needs to get back on the lean. and cudi needs some weed. honestly. the kush and goose combination harmful g. only eminem’s better sober. and thats arguable.
See I’ma poet to some, a regular modern-day Shakespeare
Jesus Christ, the King of these Latter-Day Saints here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me as
As a monger of hate, Satanist, scatter-brained atheist
But that ain’t the case, see it’s a matter of taste
We as a people decide if Shady’s as bad as they say he is
There is zero alliteration in the “Renegade” example. Who edited this piece and didn’t catch that?
‘ludicrous lucrative lyrics’.. but i suspect the rhymes were so outright explosive it didnt matter really
tbh you’re right. its a better example of assonance. ‘who’s the’ ‘rude’, ‘lucrative’ ‘ludicrous’ ‘put youth’ ‘who could’
Renegade Shmenegade
is everyone forgetting “Soldier”
and everyone forgetting “No Love”, his verse in “Drop the World”, & his verse in “Forever” no one can compare to him on these songs, you make urself look stupid when u get on a track with him!
EM = G.O.A.T.
I am a huge Stan but nobody has ever done alliteration quite like Tupac did on If I Die Tonight.
They say pussy and PAPER is POETRY POWER and PISTOLS
PLOTTING on murderin motherfuckers ‘fore they get you
PICTURING PITIFUL PUNK niggas copping PLEAS
PUFFING weed as I POSITION myself to clock G’s
My enemies scatter in suicidal situations
Never to witness the wicked shit that they was facin
POCKETS is PACKED with PRESIDENTS, PURSUE your riches
And a ton more in between and after that.
I pop two pills till my pupils swell up like two Penny’s. I’m Clint Eastwood in his mid twenties.
Its actually ” you couldn’t make the fans, throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers” . You put it other way round.
Ah, yes. I seen that but it was already too late to edit it.
I done the same with cum on everybody, its not “Freestyling every word” its “every verse”
yeah the line from evil twin is super intense, one of his most intense lines actually in my opinion, and this is coming from someone who is legit hardcore STAN to the max. :
“I just wanted to skip school and rap, used to mop floors
Flip burgers and wash dishes, but I wrote rhymes trying to get props for ’em
Cause I took book-smarts and swapped for ’em
They were sleeping, I made ’em stop snorin’
Made them break out the popcorn
Now I’ve been hip-hop in it’s tip-top form
Since N.W.A was blaring through my car windows leaning on the horn
Screaming “Fuck the police” like cop porn
Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped corn
Fuck top five, bitch, I’m top four
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an Evil Twin
So who the fuck do you think that third and that fourth spot’s for?”
shit gets me hyped. that is soooo dope. and ppl say he fell off haha ok
This is one that gets me every time: Picture me sittin in a jail cell rottin
Or barricaded in a motel wit twelve shotguns
So when the cops come knocking each hand’s got one
Cocked, ready to dump slugs heavy as shotputs
One man army, guns can’t harm me
Young and army, worse than my Uncle Ronnie
Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me
I can’t stop airing out my dirty laundry
Middle fingers flipped and censorship
Your friends just flipped over the swift penmanship
Ever since I spit some shit on Infinite
I been giving it a hundred and ten percent
Cause when I’m bent most of my energy’s spent on enemies
Eighty percent of what I invent is Hennessey
Twenty percent is from being hungry as sin
Ten’s because I love being under your skin
Yeah shit can happen, so stick to rappin
Quit the yappin or I’ma lift the mack and
That can lead to another mishap happening
Skip the crap get the can of whoopass cracking.
And of course:
If I could capture the rage of today’s youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don’t say shit
You Liberace’s, Versace’s, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinking you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you’re NOT me
You’ll never STOP me, I’m TOP speed as you POP me
I came to save these new generations of babies
from parents who failed to raise ’em cause they’re lazy
to grow to praise me I’m makin ’em go crazy
That’s how I got this whole nation to embrace me
And you fugazi if you think I’ma admit wrong
I cripple any hypocritic critic I’m sic’d on
And this song is for any kid who gets picked on
A sick song to retaliate to, and it’s called..
*Young and ornery
Shit Can Happen and Fight Music..Devil’s Knight is such a great album.
Another great line I don’t think gets much play is
“I’m strapped, just knowing any minute I could snap. I’m the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped” from Love Me on the 8 Mile Soundtrack.
I pulled the lyrics off line so they’re all messed up but fans get it.
“tryna give me the fingers kinda like giving a spider the web
I’m just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage” IMO this is one of the best lines he has ever said.
It’ll never be my chair that you’re on
crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain no oxygen
otherwords there’s no heir to the throne
when I die so does hip hop
HE IS HIP HOP AND RAP GOD
Alliteration, try this one from Rap Game ft. D12:
Switchblade, with a little switch to switch blades and switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade shot’s like a samurai sword, an sensei!
Rhyno2, can you tell that utslay itchbay Ucksay my ikcday, excuse my igpay atinlay ,but uckfay you igpay
thx 🙂
Haha notRhyno2 that was fucking great
I’m a huge fan of his diss on benzino cannabis and vanilla ice, nail in the coffin. Reason being……. Vanilla ice spill the beans and rice I’m eating you alive inside Jesus Christ if you’re that much of a gangsta put the Mic down you should be out killing mother fuckers right now kill a mother fucker dead kill him dead bitch shoot him in the fuckin head go ahead bitch slap my mom slap the fuck outta her she couldn’t sue ya she wouldn’t get a buck outta ya cuz you’re broke as fuck you suck you’re a fuckin joke if you was really selling coke then what the fuck you stop for if you slew some crack you’d get alot more money than you do from rap you’ll never have no security you’ll never be famous you’ll never know what it’s like to be rich life’s a birch ain’t it
Lyrical Genius
#HahaHarassment
Ground hog day
Spot in that top position, coppin over the opposition,Lookin like a dog that’s pissin, leg up on the competition, Promisin complete dominance, Sugar Ray Robinson I’m in the league Muhammad’s in, Ali’s my colleague, bombin ’em, Probably end up on top of ’em, stompin ’em like Ndamukon,I’m Russian/rushin like a Ukrainian LaDainian Tomlinson!
Renegade was actually eminems song he did with some members of d12 and jayz edited and put his on verses on it without asking em first.
Actually it was a Eminem & Royce da 5/9 song or part of their collaboration “Bad meets evil”. Eminem talked to Royce and asked if it would be cool if he gave Jay z that song instead. Know your shit before you post.
That’s incorrect too. It was actually a Bad Meets Evil track with Em and Royce.
Renegade was originally a track by Bad meets evil, as one of thier earliest tracks. u are right with it,
and apparently Eminem used same(just a bit changed) lyrics on jay-Z’s track renegade from album Blueprint. Eminem was one of the the only two featured artist in whole album.
Cmon’ seriously…. ill take 7 kids from columbine stand em all in line add an ak47 a revolver a 9 a mac 11 and it oughta solve this problem of mine, thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time.
Slim shady hotter than a set of twin babies. …. in a mercedes benz when the temp goes up to the mid 80s
So im signin cds while police fingerprint me, their for the judges daughter but his grudge is against me…
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against I have I’ve neen protested and demonstrated against, picket signs for wicked rhymes….
I was prepared to be ill though the skill was there….
Whole last verse of bad guy…
I took definitive as to mean defining and the sick ass lines defined the hell outta the man, more skill than we will evee see again, and havimg the balls to write those controversial lines while raising a middle finger to anyone who doesn’t like it just made it awesome
My lazy disk will make u take a razor to ya wrist.. make u satanistic.. make u take the pistol to ya face n place the clip in cocktail it back n let it go until ya brains are rippin out ya skull so bad to sew you back would be a waste of stitches! !!! … what???
Cock it back** lol
Bill Clinton hit this…and you better inhale, cuz any mc who chooses to go against me is gettin takin advantage of like Monica Lewinsky. ….
Infinite goes harder than his newest shit hands down
Definitely got to give it to EM…as far as G.O.A.T. title goes, it belongs to noone. Canibus and K-Rino KNOW he knows that.
Hol’ Up!!!! Drugs, horns, skeletons & the holocaust?!!
Gotta listen 2 what Em was promotin & programmin da youth wit.
This sellout even dyed his hair blond…
I thought it was funny when I was in high school,
but I now see how dangerous those catchy punchlines were.
[Abuse of power]
Straight anti-Christ rap!!
…I’m glad he fell off.
Caution to the wind, complete freedom
Look at these rappers, how I treat ’em
So why the fuck would I join ’em when I beat ’em
They call me a freak, cause I like to spit on these pussies before I eat ’em
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage! Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him
In terms of having raw talent and having the whole package, EM is the G.O.A.T. People say he’s fell off because he’s no longer at the ridiculous high standards he set himself when he first came out, but he’s still the better than everyone else in the game right now and people forget how many classic verses and material he has given us over the years. G.O.A.T
Comedy – Cum On Everybody & I’m Shady
Straight of the Slim Shady LP, these are outright Eminems funniest, self-degrading tracks by far. With tounge twisting lyrics in both such as;
“I go on stage in front of a sell out crowd & yell out loud all ya’ll get out now” – funny right? No. Its gets funnier.
The opens few lines from Cum On Everybody are as follows;-
“My favoite color is red, like the blood shed
from Kurt Cobain’s head, when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill’s tape so her kids could starve
(I can’t stand white people!)”
Making fun of people who die(Trademark Eminem, cos like he always says, we all going the same place anyways) and an hilarious line to set himself for an allusion in whahahich he suggests his dick looks like a shish kebab, in which women are grabbing at, following with a Lauryn Hill reference & the allusion i mentioned just, to when it was stated she had apparently said she would rather her children starve to death, that have white people buy her album. Pretty heavy right. Heavier shit has fell of his tounge but comedy-wise, this shits rib-tickling.
The highlights of Cum On Everybody though have to be these next gems;
“You thought I was ill, now I’m even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat” – Aids is a serious and world wide killing infection, which obliterates the immune system, how sick is that, add a sore throat or simple cold, and you have the illest motherfuckers around.
“I just remembered that im absent minded, wait I mean i’ve lost my mind I cant find it” – Very smart & humorous, to be absent minded means to be EXTREMELY forgetful, but yet, he remembered that he was absent minded, but then remembered he literally lost his mind and cannot remember where he left it, smart ass eminem. This ties in with a few lined following;
“I’m freestyling every word that I spit, cause I dont need to remember the words to my shit”-hm, well…thats good, reassuring not so much;
I tried suicide once and I’ll try it again
That’s why I write songs where I die at the end
Cause I don’t give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, “I suck”-it is what it is.
“if you ever see a video for this shit
I’ll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit”- Funny because, on the album cover of one of the versions of the SSLP was a mummy, and when he performed this on stage(one of the only times, I think) he had a mummy on stage dancing and prancing about, who then began to unravel towards the end of the track, revealing itself to be Dustin Hoffman, a massive Eminem fan, can you believe it? DUSTIN “I’M WALKIN HERE!” HOFFMAN! Thats pretty fucking cool if you ask me. The last verse is the best, basically filled with sexism against the “dumb” bitches, mocking them for how gullible and idiotic they are, an Beastie Boys & Kid Rock reference, self awareness and the old im a serial killer subliminal.
NEXT! – I’m Shady
Now this is a brilliant track, possible one of his best when it comes to self-degrading humor(when he is funniest) and one of his best, period.
Heres the highlights, but you’re gonna wanna listen to it if you havent already, i assure you;
“I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!)
Cause I’m the one they can relate to and look up to better
Tonight I think I’ll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter” – here he creates a stark contrast between “Positive” and “Shoot up the playground” blatantly, in fact this is so discusting its funny, I laughed hard when i heard this.
Now, there are only 2 verses in the track but dont let that discourage you from listening to it, its jam-packed and will leave you dying for breath like anthrax…oh, i impress myself, did anyone else see that? I did.
Honorable mentions though; As The World Turns, Brain Damage, Brainless, Takin My ball, Who Knew, The Kids, Role Model & My Fault. Go Ahead, take notes.
Dexterity(skill is what ment, not good with hands) – Infinite, is hands down one of the greatest rap tracks purely for the rhyming, metaphors and similies. Now the album has some gems like;
“You couldnt make this crowd throw up they fingers if the swallowed they hands” – either who ever “you” is, is whack as shit, or that crowd is tough to please.
But ill let you delve into the album by yourself, its called infinite if you hadnt guessed yet, granted, it has its shit tracks like any other underground album, but PLEASE, take a listen, I beg you, here is an example from the title track;
“Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxing, a zany acting maniac in action
A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction
You look insanely whack when just a fraction of my tracks run
My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills
I’m sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants
Twist the necks of rappers ’til their spinal column disconnects
We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smog
This is the season for noise pollution contamination
Examination of more cartoons than animation
My lamination of narration
Hit’s a snare and bass of track fucked up rapper interrogation
When I declare invasion, there ain’t no time to be stare and gazing
I turn the stage into a barren wasteland…
I’m Infinite” – okay, I know i said example and not a fucking entire verse, but it was worth it, wasnt it? I mean, seriously look at that shit, its perfect. I aint gonna decipher that for you, go to rap genius or some shit but that is like sex in my ears and the only other track that has made me feel warm and fuzzy inside is Nas’ Memory Lane, easily(IMO ANYWAY, Dont take my head off) one of the best tracks in rap, so Infinite is up there.
Honorable mentions;Rap God, Crazy In Love, Just Dont Give A Fuck, As The World Turns, Kill you, 3 a.m. Bad Meets Evil, & Criminal(theres more but they break the dial, never mind turn it up)
Controversy – Im Back
Now this straight up hurts feelings…in fact, its like a huge “FUCK YOU” to the media, and pretty much anyone involved and anyone who want to get involved really.
That fact this guy chose the warning proves he has no idea.
What drove me to choose this track for this title? Well this did;
“I take seven kids from columbine, stand em all in line, add an ak47 a revolver a nine, a mack 11 oughta solve a problem of mine, and thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time”
Now, i wont be surprised if many of you are sitting there thinking “what the fuck is columbine”(if you’re real patriotic “American Flag in my yard” kind of american you’ll know what this is; Im not american, so thats a lie but whatever)
The Columbine high school shootings was at best, a global-known incident in 2000, and caused mass hysteria in white america when Shady dropped the MMLP, at the time this line was, well…banned, not just from radio versions, oh no, every version. Even though it isnt as controversial nowadays, 14 years ago it was an extremely, unprecedented track, but as you can see in rap god, he used this line again to see what would happen(evil,right?) and well they never censored it, but its sank a few ships, but nothing in comparison to the fleet it obliterated when it dropped.
There are no honarable mentions simply because nothing really can come close to this, not if you take it at the “at the time” kind of view, I mean this is Eminem for fucks sake, Eminem = Controversial he admitted he purposely said the things he said and done the things he done in the late 90’s to mid 00’s to gain that boost in fame, well to become the biggest artist in the past 20 years.
Next!
Intensity – White America & Mosh
While I dont actually disagree that “Til I Collapse” is certainly one of Em’s most intense tracks it isnt THE most intense track, not to me anyway. It doesnt stand up to Mosh Or White America, in fact til i collapse is more along the same vein as Lose Yourself, a get up an go track to me. But intense no doubt.
Honarable Mentions; The Sauce, Quitter, Soldier & Say Goodbye to Hollywood.
Alliteration? Um, im gonna replace that with
Deep – Rock Bottom
Now this track is deep, the deepest in fact, a very “chill in any room;anywhere;any state of mind;Sober or not;Reflect and project depressiveness to your current enviroment” its a song that makes you think, “is my life that bad” of course not! You listening to eminem, man, if you have time to do that, then you a-ok! He raps of his troubles before fame, in fact, youtube the original version of this track and you will hear this shitty quality track which is near enough the exact same as the one from the SSLP but this track written, then recorded the same night, christmas eve actually…Slim had just beem fired from his job and had no money for Hailey or Kim to provide for them, basically. A rare occurence in the world of music, you hear the conviction in his voice, the desperation, the “time to cut my fuckin wrists” mindframe. Listen to it, just dont kill yourself.
Honarable mentions; When I’m Gone, Sing For The Moment, Kim(#2), If I Had & When the music stops.
Diss tracks
He has a variety of them, whether hes spewing venom at Mariah And Nick with The Warning, Laughing and shitting on Canibus with Can-i-bitch, getting one back on Benzino with Nail in The Coffin & The Sauce, or destroying Ja Rules shitty career with Hail Mary, causing heart attacks to Everlast(Whitey Ford) with Hit em up & Quitter. They are all worth listening to, including Monkey See Monkey Do, Remember, Girls, bagpipes from baghdad, Say What You Say, Puke, kim and We As Americans(The bush admin)
Bitch Please II is probably the biggest though.
This article was thrown together to get views on the sight, simple as that tbh. No thought went into it but whatever.
When imma go out,imma go out shootin’ ,don’t mean when I die,I mean when I out to the club stupid
Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxi pads
enough oxi cotton to send a fuckin ox to rehab
-I make the roof hot like I was rock master scott
your ass forgot
so just in case you don’t remember me
Ill run your brain around the block and jog your fuckin memory
Its either them or me
kill or be killed
your will will be sealed, your casket closed and you will still be billed
-talkin that smack like you went black and guarded your back
come to battle me and you will get smacked hard as your act
when I rep er resent it
and ill have ev er ry ref er ry in it every minute so when I win it you will never resent it….
I’m just sayin… most of your selections were poor my friend
they don’t represent the pure mathematic precision combined with phonetic mastery…. fail