Call them dolls, action figures or whatever, it won’t matter to little British kids. They won’t be able to buy them anyway. Two of the UK’s biggest toy stores, Woolworth and Hamleys, won’t be selling the new Eminem dolls.

There are three “action figures,” one Slim Shady, one Eminem, and one Marshall Mathers. The Slim Shady model has a tattoo on its neck that says “cut here” and comes complete with a little toy chainsaw. How cute.