An old cliché suggests that a person with a good enough voice would be
entertaining, even simply reading the phone book. Asher Roth‘s [click to read] narratives
are sometimes as dull and lifeless as a series of telephone listings, ans while he does demonstrate an at-times sophisticated flow, it isn’t good enough to make the
fluff he writes interesting to a market beyond his “frat house” peers. Style over substance is a
dangerous choice to make. In order to make it work an artist must have
one hell of a style, something completely original. Asher Roth has no
such style, as anyone who has heard Eminem rap can tell you. So what Asleep In The Bread Aisle presents Roth as is a talented, if heavily
influenced, stylist with only weed, women and wireless devices to rhyme about.

The first two
singles off Roth‘s major label debut are microcosms of what is lacking in Asleep. In both, Roth lazily slaps words together, not caring
if what he says is interesting or even if it makes any sense, the
lyrics read like the work of a man with whose entire knowledge of human
existence comes from I Love the 80s and Entourage marathons.
Despite featuring producer Oren Yorel‘s best beat, a heavy boom-bap and
distorted organ create a propulsive atmosphere, “Lark On My Go Kart” [click to view] is
littered with some of Roth‘s least substantive lyrics, and that is
saying something. Case in point: “Me and Teddy Ruxpin/Stirring up a
ruckus/Egging all the houses/Smashing all the pumpkins.
” In this and
many other lines on the album, Roth seems content to simply mention
things meant to hit 20-something’s nostalgia centers, hoping that
recognition of a shared memory will endear his music to them.
Lyrically, from the Saved By The Bell nod in its title on down, “Lark
on My Go Kart” is pandering at its worst. Or it would be if it weren’t
for fellow lead single “I Love College” [click to view]. Over a listless acoustic
guitar accented drum loop, Roth makes partying sound like the most
boring thing in the world. It’s not that having fun in college is not
worthy of being rapped about, it’s that Roth seems absolutely incapable
of approaching this topic with anything remotely close to creativity or
humor (and anyone who’s heard The Beastie Boys‘ seminal License To Ill knows this type of thing
can be done well). If the best you can do is claim to be “Champion at
beer pong
” and then awkwardly rhyme two basketball players names with
pong then you are not trying nearly hard enough. And no amount of
dexterity in your flow will ever redeem a line as innocuous as “Of
course I learned some rules/Like don’t pass out with your shoes on.
” Of
a trio with the two singles is “Blunt Cruisin’,” a track featuring
another valiant, if wasted, production effort by Yorel. This song is
essentially your pot head friends’ answer to the question “Hey, where
were you guys?
” except stretched over three and a half minutes, and even
less remarkable. Some will claim this is just harmless fun, but it
isn’t even that. It’s fun-less fun.

Somewhat predictably, Roth gets even more tedious when he tries to get
serious and trade in his lame “jokes” for even lamer platitudes. “Sour
Patch Kids” is his state of the nation song with earth shattering lines
like “Poor get poor/The rich just get richer.” In the same song he
claims “To the leaders, I am scary,” which is probably the most comedic line
on the entire album. On “As I Em” [click to listen], featuring guests Chester French [click to read], he
addresses all the Eminem comparisons, a bold and respectable move. But bizarrely, he seems to think the best way of contrasting
himself with Em is to put on the Detroit rapper’s hard man persona.
This guise fits him even more ineptly than the irreverent jokester or
ladies man roles he plays on other tracks. “His Dream” is another track
where it is tough not to give credit to the guy for trying something
different, but it is even harder not to notice that as a writer Roth is
simply not capable of getting across the complexity or a 56 year old
man’s struggle with his advancing age and the loss of his dream.
Sometimes a dream is all that we have/We have to continue to dream,” he
rhymes, trying to tie together the tale of the middle aged man with his
poet son. What is supposed to be a beautiful story of a father giving
up his dreams and inspiring his son to follow his own ends up being too
sappy to take seriously. It’s not until the last track on the album
that Roth delivers a song worthy of his flow. “Fallin'” is his story,
told simply and honestly with pathos and lines that are genuinely
humorous, and even more so because they aren’t trying so hard to be
funny, and a actually likable personality comes through.

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through this album, AsherRoth slothfully tosses around non-sequiturs and lazy
references to pop culture’s past. He makes no effort to put his own
spin on the well tread topics, preferring instead to play in incredibly
safe while seemingly being risqué because he is rapping about sex,
booze, and drugs. Some will argue that this indolence is made up for
with his flow but as said before this is just not enough, and it’s hard
to give a guy credit for something he so obviously borrowed. What
makes the album remotely appealing is actually the production work of
Yorel, his old school drums loops create an appealing setting for
Roth‘s delivery, but the emcee doesn’t deliver. Asleep In The Bread Aisle is quick, munchies-induced snack of adaptable flow, that still leaves listeners hungrier than ever for its lack of substance and thought.