The 2021 MTV Video Music Awards took place on Sunday night (September 12) — but Lizzo missed the ceremony. Why? According to a TikTok video from the Grammy Award-winning singer, she was too busy getting “blown out” to bother going.
With her “Rumors” collaboration with Cardi B playing in the background, Lizzo shared a video of herself bending over in a pair of pajamas coupled with a confession.
“I really won a VMA while I was getting my back blown out last night…I’ll be there next year promise.”
The lyrics in the clip are well timed, too: “God damn, all the rumors are true, yeah/I fucked him and you, yeah.”
@lizzoWE WON THE FIRST @mtv VMA FOR A TIKTOK BESTIES!!! WE DID IT— WHERE MY MOONMAN AT? ?♬ Rumors (feat. Cardi B) – Lizzo
Lizzo’s fans are presumably relieved she’s back to her fearless, confident self. Last month, the trained flautist shared a tear-filled Instagram Live video in which she was distraught by the constant online bullying over her weight — despite her best efforts to spread body positivity.
“Sometimes I feel like the world just don’t love me back,” she said in part. “It’s like it doesn’t matter how much positive energy you put into the world, you’re still going to have people who have something mean to say about you. And for the most part it doesn’t hurt my feelings; I don’t care. I just think when I’m working this hard, my tolerance gets lower. My patience is lower. I’m more sensitive and it gets to me.”
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Lizzo didn’t specify exactly what the messages said but did say, “I’m not even going to say them, to give them power.”
She then continued, “People saying shit about me that just doesn’t even make sense. It’s fat-phobic, and it’s racist and it’s hurtful. If you don’t like my music, cool. If you don’t like ‘Rumors’ the song, cool. But a lot of people don’t like me because of the way I look.”
Evidently, there are plenty of people who like the way she looks — which caused her to miss getting her Moon Man for Best Artist x Best Collab in person.
Please help
Imagine a rapper saying i missed a ceremony cause i was knocking boots..i cant even imagine it
By a bucket of KFC
Have know idea what getting her back blown out even means. Is that some type of liposuction procedure ? Or did all that extra weight injure her back ?
I think it means uncontrollable farting
Lizzo sit down ur last single flopped 3ven with a cardi feature. It’s clear the general public has moved on from you
Let me post something controversial. Aiight then. Smh.
Smh who cares
So she was trying to walk up a single flight of stairs? Got it. Get well quickly baby rhinoceros.
Naw, she broke the stairway to heaven after suffering a mild stroke from straining to hard on the toilet.
This woman has the nerve to sign up to do a TED talk on twerking, make a horrendous song talking about she smashed Drake and other bullshit, exclaim she missed the VMAs because she was getting her back blown out, then complain about people talking about her. Shut the fuck up and sit down.
Impossible. Must be a blind dude or a robot
Back Blown out…..by who? Gravity!!! GTFOH!! This Heifer is so fat that Thanos had to clap twice instead of snap and look at her…the b**** is still here.
Well, it is orca whale mating season.
Translation:her rascal scooter broke.
The Toilet Collapsed
lizzo, honey you’s an rv
slide yo fat ass down to kfc
order 90 sodas and a bucket x3
slop that to ya belly with that dope gravy
how you eat when you can barely breathe
how you whine then go and goddamn eat
how you say you shine when it just grease
how you say pretty when you cant see feet
lardaiiss please, you’s an rv
comments in on this are fire hahaha
She doing a shit???
these comments must be by one or two people. Shocking.
What’s wrong? Boyfriend pissed you off again? At least you got to see Lil Nas X perform so be happy with that you sensitive crybaby.
No woman should present herself this way. She needs help. eom.