Wanna be a sniper? Drake and French Montana have created the ultimate guide for you in the form of the 10 Snipe Commandments.
The list seems to have been part of a birthday gift from Drizzy to French and it shares exactly what to do and not do with women, of course called “tings,” and creates clear boundaries with sexual endeavors deemed “splashes.”
The 10 Snipe Commandments enforce a code of brotherhood — think “bros before hoes” — and say “Thou shall always be honest with his brother about a splash” as well as “Thou shall always lie to protect a brothers reputation or chance of a splash conversion in the near or distant future.”
Check out the 10 Snipe Commandments here:
The two bruddahs have had their fair share of romantic relationships within the past year with Aubrih rumors abounding and French Montana getting cozy with Iggy Azalea. So we’re sure there’s been plenty of sniper advice exchanged between the two.
Drizzy and French have been homies for a while now and just teamed up for “No Shopping,” a single off the New Yorker’s MC4 mixtape that might or might not have dissed Joe Budden.
But besides that, the Toronto star lent a verse to the Coke Boys leader’s 2012 hit “Pop That” and they both appeared on Rick Ross’s “Stay Schemin’” that same year.
Lame smh….they wouldn’t make it where I’m from
Corny.
Frenchie is the new Superhead in the industry. Drake, well, he’s just the soft hangaround.
That’s some G shit bro code all day ! Corny to sum these top dawgs live and do shit none of us dream of on the regular this code was well written of course by 6god !
Did Drake’s ghostwriters do this one too?
I really wish Aubrey would stop talking like he’s a confused mash up of Rihanna and Skepta..just be your goddamn self wheelchair Jimmy
God, that was so cringeworthy. Why is Drake all of a sudden acting like he’s from Jamaica or the West Indies?
Thou shall write his own music & not sleep with who ever put me on’s girlfriend, hence making me a bitch. Thou shall not get bodied by budden and not reply because whoecer writes my music was on vacation.
fake drake is a bitch!! #DRAKEISFAKEDRAKEISWACK #FIRST NAME FAKEST..LAST NAME EVER
the last one talks about giving bitches money to fuck and shit like wtf is this? L
Did these pussies just say “It’s ok to pay a ho” in their last BROMANCE Commandments? These niggas are tricks APPLAUD their simpness.
WTF is this?? these niggas weird as hell.
soooo corny. these are men in their 30s…
Damn Meek, even French don’t f*ck with you anymore
MOTHERFUCK FRENCH
WANNA BE PLAYER/SITTIN ON THA BENCH
DICK RIDING DRIZZY/GIVEN BOY NECK
DRAKE CANT RAP/NIGGA PARDON MY FRENCH
Shits childish and half of it doesn’t even make sense, “Ting” smfh
Every hater here has a fat baby mama who was always fat
thats what happens when you put together two lame ass suckas