Kodak Black hasn’t been home long enough to catch up on all the rap news he missed as he rotted away in a Florida jail cell for most of the year on allegations that he sexually assaulted (and bit… and licked…) an unidentified woman.
So it’s unsurprising that he may have missed the monster single that was D.R.A.M. and Lil Yachty’s “Broccoli,” which was certified double platinum back in September. What is surprising, however, is the fact he not only thinks he not only invented the term broccoli as code for marijuana, but says both enigmatic artists banded together to swagger jack his essence just to create the hit.
“Man, what the fuck?” Kodak asked his Instagram followers as he sat and nodded his head to the track. “Who these lil niggas is jockin my little swag, tombout ‘Broccoli’ man?”
The 19-year-old budding rapper then took it upon himself to switch up his food groups proclaiming, “You know what, I don’t some broccoli no more, I smoke cantaloupe since you lil square ass niggas trying to steal my lil swag. I smoke cantaloupe now!”
With broccoli being off limits, Kodak commanded Yachty and Big Baby Dram to start using spinach from this point on. Just like Popeye.
Yachty, also 19, has been beaten up in the media by his peers and fans alike all year so what’s one more adversary for 2016?
Shortly after Kodak’s Instagram posts gained traction, Yachty took to his Twitter to indirectly respond with “Niggas hate me but ion care bout that I need my credit. I did too much this year. #respectme” and even got a co-sign from fellow artist Ty Dolla $ign, who told him he didn’t “gotta prove shit.”
He also responded more directly on Instagram, saying that he means nothing but love to Kodak Black and added that he doesn’t even smoke weed.
D.R.A.M. has yet to respond as of press time but it’s only a matter of time before the inevitable press run behind Kodak’s Instagram commentary makes its rounds.
Also, it’s worth nothing that E-40 released a fan favorite weed track titled “Broccoli” in 1998, when both Kodak and Yachty were one-years-old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqsGnwv2yAY
These people are so illiterate I can never figure out what the fuck any of them are saying.
Hopefully this rapist pig will be put away for good soon!
Who the fuck are these rappers? Never heard of them.
God it’s more going on in Hip Hop than this IJS.
I’m gonna write a letter to dx headquarters the trolling has to stop. This is a hip hop site and I’m slowly watching it turn into a media takeout knockoff. Corny ass click bait articles. Step your shit up or well step it for you.
Sigh…I miss hiphopsite.com
LOL, DX lowkey ethered Yachty and Kodak with the last paragraph. And someone should tell Kodak that canteloupe is orange, unless he’s smoking the rinds.
Typical young c00ns!
Hey , there we go . Stick to what your good at . I’ve given you a like you’ve got two now bud .
It’s sad to see hip hop these days run by wannabe barely off age mafuckers who tryna be gangster. They bring a bad name to a beautiful art form. Jay Z, Nas, Pac, etc made rap poetry and now these guys are making it a joke. Fake ass niggas. Btw what does square ass mean?
Rap has always been a young mans sport. Not disagreeing that these new age niggas is weird af, but I’m just sayin. Those dudes were all young in the 90s. Pac & Big both died at 25.
The system/corporations want you to think that
I agree but they weren’t falsely hyped when they were 20 or below. They were given she hype by the media and they were just another rapper until they started to get big in their mid 20s (23 24 25 or 26 or so). Whereas these clowns are hyped by the media for shit they didn’t do. One of these clowns alone probably have more articles about them than all of this generations rap giants have combined. Nas and all the rest were respected rappers but they were still tryna find their feet in the rap scene when they just began. Future’s comments on jay zs album prove that point.
E40 said that first young boy check the records you niggas steal from the Bay Area trap music ain’t nothing but dumb down mob music. #Facts
RaeKwon called it that at the beginning of the song projects back on wu tang forever- light up the broccoli kid/throw the in my back pocket…
Raekwon 1995 lil nigga and go get that grill fixed Kodak you look like the poster child for dingy crack head
Hey yall im from da souf yall ima yung ignant rappa tryin to fin to cum up in da game i got da hottest lil raps in the streetz!! We got lean and schwag and thats all we need
(mumble mumble)
Hell naww ya kno dam well I invented da word schwag, boi, how bout we take it to the ring over dat word like sum real grown folk or should I pop my strap fam
Someone kill all these nigglets so we can move on.
99.9% of all slang was around before these two mothers got high on crack and got a train ran on her. Only new slang I can think of is “loud” and when knows that’s probably old too.