Freeway Releases Comedic Manbeard Lotion Infomercial

While Freeway is a more than adept rapper in his own right, perhaps one of the most striking things about the Philadelphia emcee is his impressive beard. Now, in a recent collaboration with Eric’s World TV via 2DopeBoyz, the Philly rhymer pokes a little fun at his facial hair.

Earlier today, Philadelphia Freezer released a comedic infomercial touting a line of Freeway’s Manbeard Facial Sanitizing and Activating Lotion. The lotion promises to turn the user from “poon to goon in 21 days,” while Freeway jokes about mentoring bearded icons like LeBron James and Sean Connery.

“What’s up, motherfuckers? I’m Freeway, and this is my beard,” he begins. “It has taken me years to master the art of facial hair, and I have travelled to furthest corners of the Earth, and have spoken to and mentored some of renowned and respected bearded legends of our time. People such as: Sean Connery, James Harden, Zach Gafanafakis [sic], Rick Rubin and LeBron James – by the way, Freeway’s hairline therapy is coming soon. I could never teach you all of the knowledge I have acquired, but lucky for you, I have harnessed all of my wisdom into this little bottle.”

Check out the full video below.