Daylyt Explains Why He Thinks Lil Uzi Vert Has A Satanic Master Plan

    Daylyt strikes again.

    The Watts native has been known for his outrageous statements and controversial opinions in the past, and his latest hot take on rising star Lil Uzi Vert is pretty much no different than what we’d expect from him.

    “Bro, Lil Uzi Vert sped up is “Lucifer.” Lil Uzi Vert means that he’s pointing an Uzi vertically, which means he’s shooting at the sky. Which means he is actually trying to kill God… Yet we know bullets don’t go high enough to kill God, and that’s why he was signed by Wiz Khalifa: a rapper that is known for getting high.”

    “Wiz Khalifa is gonna get Lil Uzi Vert high enough to kill God…”

    It pretty much continues in that absurd vein until Day reaches the conclusion that Lil Uzi Vert is “trying to put an end to everything that exists.”

    Day also points out that the one account that Uzi follows on Instagram is … Marilyn Manson’s.

    Daylyt also claims he’s been banned from Instagram since the big reveal … which would lend some credence to the idea that Lil Uzi Vert’s plan to destroy everything is working, and he’s starting with Day’s social media accounts.

    16 thoughts on “Daylyt Explains Why He Thinks Lil Uzi Vert Has A Satanic Master Plan

    1. He is absolutely correct and when you get to hell, Lil Uzi Vert’s music is without a doubt being played on repeat.

      1. Na that nigga aint on crack. Hes just going over your head. God is using this man. Why do you think his name is daylyt. Daylight comes from the sun. The Son of God. Peep game youngin.

    2. Lil Uzi Vert is 10 letters. Wiz Khalifa is also 10 letters. Taylor Gang is also 10 letters. 10+10+10=30. And besides Wiz, who is the most popular member of Taylor Gang? Juicy J, which is 6 letters. 30+6=36. 36=666. Juicy was also a member of Three 6 Mafia, or Triple 6 Mafia. 666. Taylor Gang are Satan’s spawns, confirmed!

    3. Here”s your brain on drugs this dude doesn’t have 10 cents worth of talent HHDX do us a favor drop this clown please no more articles on foolishness of this kind

    4. That’s hilarious. Rap needs more personality man. I can’t be mad at this dude. I’m also not 100% sure he’s not onto something. At least this nigga is thinking.

      1. Listen man….in this day and age, we KNOW the average asshole like you doesn’t care about ANYTHING but yourself. You don’t need to tell us and announce everywhere you go that you’re a careless prick. Let us know when you have something thoughtful or interesting to say. I’m sure it won’t be any time soon.

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