50 Cent Left In Stitches As Andrew Schulz ‘Chooses Violence’ In Diddy Drama

50 Cent is having quite the laugh one of Andrew Schulz’s new standup routines wherein he addresses the drama currently surrounding Diddy.

In an Instagram post on Monday (April 1), Fif shared a clip from the comedian’s act that features him making light of the accusations against the music mogul.

“LA, I got tired of the media trying to smear this great city,” he told the audience. “They’re saying you’re a bunch of fucking criminals, drug addicts and pedophiles. That is not the whole city — that is a very small specific section of the city that is called Diddy’s house.

“This is the only reason I think he might be guilty. Every celebrity in LA has had their home robbed … except Diddy. And I thought about it … it’s like bro, robbing Diddy is terrifying because what if he’s there? You break down the door, he’s butt naked on the couch, Meek Mill is sitting on his lap — just petting him like a Maltese cat.”

“Meek Mill crying, ‘Oh no wait a minute! I thought you was finished;’ Diddy’s like, ‘Can’t stop, won’t stop,'” the New York City native added. “You try to run out — the door is locked. You turn around and all of a sudden you hear, [rapping] ‘You ain’t going nowhere. You ain’t going nowhere. I can’t be stopped now. It’s your asshole tonight.’”

The above passage references songs by the artists in question, namely “Dreams and Nightmares” by Meek Mill, “Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop” by The LOX featuring Diddy and “Bad Boy For Life” by Black Rob, Mark Curry and Diddy.

In his caption, the G-Unit boss wrote: “You said I chose violence, HE CHOSE VIOLENCE LOL @andrewschulz bro WTF”

50 Cent has been having a ball with reports about Diddy as he continues to make one joke after another at his adversary’s expense. However, not everyone finds the situation funny.

Ed Lover, for example, recently expressed that he is upset at the 48-year-old MC for dragging the Bad Boys boss while he’s down.

On an episode of his C’Mon Son podcast that was released in late March and titled “Diddy Do It?”, the Hip Hop veteran said: “[A]s much as I love 50, I think 50 is stepping over the line now. I really do.”

The DJ and former Yo! MTV Raps host said that “Funny is funny,” admitting that he too had recently told a Diddy joke about the Bad Boys boss’ former valet Fonzworth Bentley being quiet amid the escalating controversy. However, he believes that the the “Candy Shop” hitmaker has been overdoing it of late.

“He’s kicking the shit out this n-gga while he’s down,” Lover said.

During the same episode, he talked about other aspects of the 54-year-old’s situation as well. His overall take was in line with Uncle Luke’s opinion from late last month, suggesting that his troubles were the result of retaliation from liquor company Diageo, who severed ties with Diddy last year after he sued them for racial discrimination.