Simply put, Lil Wayne has one of the most captivating mic presences of all time.
His wildly weird quips helped rocket him to out-of-this-world popularity in the 2000s, and his latest mixtape, Dedication 6, proves we still don’t know what the hell is going to come out of his mouth. In honor of his impassioned return to form, here are the 10 zaniest Dedication 6 lyrics.
And do remember this man is performing at next month’s AVN pornstars awards. He’s talking it how he’s living it.
10. “Me and my woes in Las Vegas playing the thot machines.” — “Let ‘Em All In”
They have thot machines now? Man, Vegas never stops growing. I guess they’re right next to the Poke Her tables, which are adjacent to the crackjack games.
9. “Dripping wet, Mercedes Benz/Dripping wet and glazy clit.” — “Everyday We Sick”
It seems that Wayne is one of many rappers who can’t wait until the paint dries on his luxury vehicle before taking it for a spin. More importantly, it’s apparent that his “glazy” woman was made by Krispy Kreme.
8. “Got a hot girl off television/With her berry sticky, unhairy kitty, in the right position/Screaming you’re consistent’/I sit there and listen like we talking business.” — “Menace 2 Society”
We find our hero with a TV celebrity. Even though she’s quite, erm, sticky, that’s OK because she’s balder than Dick Vitale and has a knack for being in the right place at the right time. While a more commonly-used sex phrase is “Oh (insert person’s name here),” it’s Weezy’s consistent approach to coitus that this girl finds so intoxicating. It’s just another day at the office for Tunechi, who conducts business like Don Draper at an ad pitch.
7. “White girl, black diva/I’m in here fucking on a zebra.” — “Eureka”
This is actually fairly clever wordplay. Wayne is snorting cocaine with a beautiful black female before they Marvin Gaye get it on. But the image of him laying the pipe on a zebra in the African Savanna all Lion King-style is something you can’t unsee.
6. “Ride me so good I need horseshoes/Eat that shit out like some soul food.” — “Suwu”
Dave Chappelle wasn’t wrong: Lil Wayne loves lady parts. Even though Chappelle himself finds them to be an “acquired taste,” Weezy Baby gobbles up the pink like it’s Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles. As Chappelle said, “Only Lil Wayne would say some shit like that.” For some reason, Wayne needs to wear horseshoes to survive the endeavor, which either means the sex is just that vigorous, or they’re doing it at the Belmont Stakes.
5. “She snort one line, want a sequel/When I bust I yell ‘Eureka!’” — “Suwu”
Listen, all geniuses have unique methods to their madness. Thomas Edison would go fishing with no bait just so he could sit alone and think. So who are we to judge Weezy for needing to ejaculate so he can come up with his greatest, most innovative ideas? Albert Einstein would be proud.
4. I’ve been talking shit up in Diddy house/Went to Disneyland talked to Mickey Mouse/Then I figured out how to figure out, what I was figuring out/You figure it out.” — “Menace 2 Society”
Have you ever truly struggled to figure out how to figure out what you were figuring out? Sometimes the answers to life’s questions can be easier than we think. You just have to ring Puffy’s doorbell and get some life advice, and then head to Magic Kingdom for a second opinion. And to think, we’ve been pondering the meaning of life this whole time! Go figure.
3. “My dick is an electric chair, feel the voltage.” — “Fly Away”
Wayne takes time out of this spastic intro to let listeners know that if they brush up against his pants, they may get electrocuted. Can you imagine if Wayne’s member was used for capital punishment? Judge: “Your crime is horrific, and you cannot be rehabilitated. I sentence you to Dwayne Carter’s penis.”
2. “Put my face up in her pussy and my thumb in her ass/Make her do the Jumpman, ayy.” — “5 Star”
In the ‘90s, most everybody, man or woman, boy or girl, wanted to be like Mike. But who knew that all you needed to emulate Michael Jordan was a face in your vagina and a thumb in your butt? Now that Weezy dropped this gem on us, the game of basketball will never be the same.
1. “And you don’t even believe in Yeezus/Why you wearing Yeezy sneakers/She ain’t never swallow semen/I don’t even believe her speeches.” — “Yeezy Sneakers”
Say what you want about Lil Wayne, but he is a man who sticks to his principles, damn it. How you gonna wear Yeezys if you don’t believe in Kanye? HOW SWAY?
And on top of that, the woman in question clearly can’t be trusted, as she doesn’t swallow his love juice. I wonder if Honest Abe Lincoln… you know what, nevermind.
I remember in 07 when I loved lil wayne because his punchlines were on another level creatively… he could never string together a coherent verse, but still, what has happened to the guy? He’s not had a good one liner for at least 8 years.
Why would like a gay rapper that can’t put together cohert lyrics? I can’t believe this shit. You guys need some mental help. It’s bad enough you lil kids like bull shit but what about the gay clothes that your wearing. The radio is turning the lil kids into homosexuals, trangenders and transvestites. You guys better stop following hot rappers. The next thing you know you’ll be wearing panties.
Yeah is this like satire?
Hows are these any good?
Then you say there the hottest lines on there.
I wonder what the rest of the garbage sound like then.
“Eatin A Chalupa Up In The Bugatti
She Have Fun Gettin Wet, Pool Party.”
Whoop de doo anyone can make lame ass raps like that.
I hate this webite sometimes
No you just hate hip-hop. Lil Wayne has been dropping bars like this forever so obviously nothing has changed and the article is clearly named The 10 Wildest Lil Wayne “Dedication 6” Lyrics and you’re putting words in the writers mouth. Your backpack straps are showing….
That yeezy line is legendary… D6 is fire #freeC5
Weezy da Goat
This guy needs to retire. Lil wayne can’t do any better than that. I see why M. had the number one album. M is being compared to the likes of lil wayne. Pop rappers are a disease that needs to be kill but first we must get rid of the corporations. Corporations want to kill hip hop to make more money. It takes no skills to be a pop rapper therefore any foul can have a number one hit and thats what they want. Corporations can get a g-easy or a drake to sell more because the audience doesn’t know good hip hop music from just bad rap music. How would you know if you grew up in the rap years 2000-2018? If you don’t believe me look at rock n roll and smooth jazz which are watered down black music. Black artists most of the time do not win awards in smooth jazz and rock n roll because the corporations got rid of jazz and black rock. If we don’t stop this, hip hop with mostly black artists will be gone and be replaced with mostly white pop rappers winning all of the awards. I do not hate white hip hop artists. I dislike white pop rappers that have no skills expect for being white. Lil wayne doesn’t have any talent either expect for being ghetto. Death to the rap years and the corporations!
U sound stupid… That is all lol
I sound stupid because you come from the rap years and you can’t handle the truth. Please come with a better arguement than your stupid. You sound like a lil kid.
Stopped reading when you started comparing G Eazy to Drake. Drake’s better than most 90s n 80s rappers, if you doubt that go listen to his good stuffs(his better rap songs) which there are 100s of.
You don’t know what your talking about. Anybody in the golden era would crush drake. I listen to hall of famers like de la soul, a tribe called quest, public enemy, wu tang and many others. If the radio stop playing drake today, he’s not going into the hall of fame. There are rumors that he doesn’t even write his own lyrics. This guy couldn’t murder shit. Also, drake might be gay. I have nothing against gay people but i don’t follow gay trends like drake and lil Wayne. The rap years got suckered by the radio into liking no talented hot rappers. Nobody in the rap years could compare to the golden era. We would never allow the radio to pick rappers so wack and gay. The golden era was and is about skills. The rap years are about who is the hottest. Which means without the radio drake, lil Wayne, g-easy and lil pump and all of the rest would die. U guys are not listening to non hot rappers. Hot rappers are just a fad just like trap music, autotunes, mumble rap, rnb mix with rap. You are wrong but it was a nice conversation. DEATH TO THE RAP YEARS AND THE CORPORATIONS.
Wayne is still garbage. What’s new?
wow this needs to be called 10 ridiculous nonsense lyrics…for real they need to put these on RATE THE BARS and let Jada,Buddens,Andre3000,Royce 5’9, or someone like them and rate them smh…
Seems Tune done pulled up on all of the haters in that ‘What The Fuck?’
Should have straightened up and dropped the carter 5 two years ago, now his just dishing out the some old washed up lame lyrics. You think we were hard on Marshal for revival. Well you ain’t seen nothing yet!
What ever machine is pushing Wayne is doing a great disservice to the community and its all this garbage clogging up the airwaves promoting drugs sexism and ignorance and demonic behavior SAD !!!!!!!!
soooo sad… every single one of those highlights were ass… it’s not even bar heavy… why the fuck are you guys even quoting this dumb shit??? if you’re gonna post some bars… at least let them be good bars…. my 4 year old nephew is more inclined than this bullshit.
the whole article reeks of sarcasm, they are making fun of him.. how can you not see this? it took me 2 sentences to realize “oh cool they are mocking him” but you had to read everything, then post a stupid comment and just to get corrected by me, and probably still you won’t understand.
And he’s been trying to tell you that he was gay since way back… I’ve done everything but fuck these bitches… LOOK HONEY I ain’t never ran from a dude and I don’t plan to pick today to start running
go and get your money little Duffle Bag Boy