Eminem? Crazy? Clearly. HipHopDX’s Michael Trampe breaks down some of Eminem’s craziest bars.
118 thoughts on “Eminem’s 10 Most Maniacal Bars”
I’m sorry Puff but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain’t mine, what’s my name
Tell that C. Delores Tucker slut to suck a dick
Motherfucker ducked, what the fuck? Son of a bitch
Take away my gun, I’m gonna tuck some other shit
Can’t tell me shit about the tricks of this trade
Switchblade, with a lil switch to switch blades
Switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade
Shit’s like a samurai sword, SENSEI!
Shit just don’t change to this day
I’m this way, still tell that ut-slay itch-bay
Uck-say my ick-day, ‘scuse my ig-pay atin-lay
But uck-fay you ig-pay
I gotta riddle what’s lil & talks big
With midget arms & creamy white fillin’ in the middle
That will do anything to throw dirt on my name
If it means walkin’ the whole Mediterranean
Isn’t it Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tasmanian no
His name’s Raymond and oh, oh sorry yo so sorry wow
No mention for Music Box?? Music Box was more psychotic than most of his previous shit, including 3AM.
[Verse 3]
I’m fixated, on asphyxiating
And breaking this little chick’s neck, like a pixie stick
The sick, satan worshippin’, bitches get horse whippins’
I’m in the back, through the back door slippin’
Through the crack, leavin’ the corpse drippin’
Definitely a dope joint. Honestly, i could have named about 50 tracks lol. I am sure there are gonna be a few people mention, but thats the point of this article. To get people discussing the bars and sharing their favorites. #Salute on the comment.
I make music to make you sick of fake music
Hate music, like devil worshippin’ Satan music
So say your prayers, your Hail Mary’s & Jesuses
Take two sticks, tape ’em together & make a crucifix
Try to stop it but you can’t do it
A whole generation of kids blowin’ out their fuckin’ brains to this
Kurt Cobain music, students converted to ‘caine users
As soon as they heard it went out murdered & maimed to it
What’s your name [JUDAS]
STAY WIDE AWAKEE!!! MOST DENSE RHYMES EVER PLUS TWISTED SHIT
Fe-fi-fo-fum, I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter Central Park, it’s dark; it’s Winter in December
I see my target, put my car in park and approach a tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider, hi there girl, you mighta
Heard of me before, see whore, you’re the kind of girl that I’d a-
-ssault and rape then figure why not try to make your pussy wider?
FUCK YOU WIITH AN UMBRELLA, THEN OPEN IT UP WHILE THE SHITS INSIDE YA
I’m the kinda guy that’s mild but I might flip and get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian, yeah, now let’s see her have triplets and I’ll di-
-sintegrate them babies as soon as they’re out her with formalde-
-hyde and cyanide, girl you can try and hide, you can try to scream louder
No need for no gunpowder, that only takes all the fun outta
Murder and I’d rather go “vinn-vinn!” and now you see just how the
Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp
Shit, wait a minute I mean skull, my knife seems dull, pull another one out
you right about stay wide awake I don’t think a lot of nikkas understand the technicality of that 2nd verse. The man rhymed every fukking thing in that verse with a mean flow and was going back n forth between two different pov’s “the victim” and “the stalker” while staying on point with the story and dialogue. nikka who else can do that on the same level?I’ll put this song up against any popular MC’s out now including my nikka Nas and none of em can hold a candle to the lyricism and flow Em had on display. The nikka completely blacked the fukk out on some “they think i fell off huh” type shyt.
I’m the devil, if ever there was such a thing
The results of much too many drugs what you’re seein’
I’ma mindfuck, completely dis-(gu-uh-uh)-sting
I’m WHAT, a human mutt fuck a being
I’m a dog – fuck lambs, I’m silencing ’em all
I’m involved in murders forensic science couldn’t solve
Giant set of balls, too big to buy a set of drawers
Might as well unzip my fly & let ’em fall to the floor
Each thought’s completely warped
I’m like a walkin’, talkin’, Ouija board
Speakin’ in tongues, I’ve never spoke this speech before
Hhem-delle-la, ennich-me-noughh-mi-niche-mick-norrf
Have you ever experienced spirits in lyrics when you hear ’em
‘Til you scared to stare in into any mirrors when you near ’em?
Well if so, get ready for some shit, yo
“Is this some kind of sick joke?” Shit no, motherfuckin schizo
So disturbed, he just goes so berserk, he tiptoes
Fist first with scissors to slit throats of just hoes
Just goes to shizzow you dizzon’t, fizzuck with
So-someone this disturbed, sa-sippin on si-zzurp
So – lock your doors, drop to the floors
Get your shotguns drawn – here comes another “Clockwork Orange”
Look at Bizarre; you really think he’s right in his mind
What the fuck you think’s goin’ through when he’s writin’ his rhyme
lol are u fuckin serious stanucci ? u dont know shit about art or music or whatever. If u think eminem was serious rapping these things u are a complete fucktard. Thats just entertaiment fool. Man uneducated kids these days
These cock-suckin’ cops got my Smith-N-Wesson
I guess it’s time to pick a different weapon, man the shit’s depressin’
But Swift is gettin’ me a new one for a Christmas present
(Swift: “Come on Slim, let’s go & teach this fuckin’ bitch a lesson”)
They managed to confiscate the pistol that I brandish
But my plan is to use this bullshit to my advantage
Shady stay creative baby hold your head up, don’t you let up
One bit on these motherfuckin’ suckers you’re a soldier GET UP!
we’re talking about some of the craziest (meaning maniacal) shit eminem has came up with and put into a verse.. only bars and lyrical talent with a touch of insane. too many elite ones to put into one top 10 but these 10 are insane. people confuse song popularity and how catchy it is with lyrical talent, which is what separates a good rapper from a bad one. Em is top 5 ever.
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Eminem best rapper ever. Only rapper who doesn’t talk momey, cars, bling bling. He has meajing and humor. All tike greats lile rakim saidbhe tje muhameed ali of rap
Eminem paved the way for white rappers, and he is great, no doubt, but people get stuck on Eminem. Truth is, Rap is based underground, only thing people hear is whats on the radio. Rap has been this long before Slim came in the picture, and there are many other rappers who slaughter M’s skill… Just sayin, Check out Rittz or some of Madrox solo sh*t, or Tech N9ne’s “Sleeping Beauty”, or “Give Me Your Eyes” by the Jokerr. I’m not Discreaditing Em’s skill or his style, but people are close minded and only listen to what you feed them.
ok. jokerr? wtf. maybe you feel that way because all you listen to is whatever rapper Strange Music or Funk Volume puts out. FOH with that juggalo shit.
He did pave the road for a lot of white rappers. Don’t believe me? Listen to Mac Miller, Your Boy for Life, Yelawolf, G Eazy, just to name a few. Although they don’t sound exactly like Eminem, I promise you that you will notice very similar traits of Eminem in all 4 of those rappers I just mentioned. They’re all good though can’t front.
Eminem had one racist song called Foolish Pride, which was recorded in 1988 when he was 15 years old. There is a snippet of a track where he says “nigga shit” which was recorded circa 1990. Biterphobia has the term “nig” in it (recorded in 1995). Besides that, there is no racist material. He was rapping with the group Soul Intent prior to his solo release of Infinite in 1996 which was not racist at all.
What a weak ass list without Same Song and Dance and Buffalo Bill two of his illest sickest n most maniacal hands down n sadly also underrated cuz they are so sick as hell n I mean that in a good way of course!Here I’ll even drop some vocabulary so if you don’t know now ya know!
Always, you can see him lurkin in the hallways
Carcasses of caucasian females in his crawlspace
How the hell did he fit em all into such a small place?
Hide em in the wall well how long will the drywall take?
Well fuck it then, I’ve got nothin but time I’ll wait.
Until it dries, for the moment I guess you’re all safe.
After I sand it and buff it, I guess that I’ll paint
My chainsaw’s outta gas, my regular saw ain’t.
Now here I come again, damn stomach rumblin,
You can even hear the evil spirits comin from within.
Someone’s in the back of my damn house rummagin,
It’s a girl, she looks pretty thin, but I want her skin.
Been on the hunt again, when will it ever end?
Evelyn, why you tryin to fight? You will never win.
Severin legs, arms, damn there goes another limb.
Pull the lever then, trap door, death is evident.
[Chorus]
Once again they call me Buffalo Bill,
Buffalo Bill, Buffa-Buffalo Bill.
Skin em up, hem em, sew em up in those kilts,
Up in those kilts, uppa-up in those kilts.
Man, you don’t want to go up in those hills,
Up in those hills, uppa-up in those hills.
You better beware, stay clear of Buffalo Bill,
Buffalo Bill, Buffa-Buffalo Bill.
[Verse 3]
Now, what ya know about Buffalo Bill?
Nothin, so chill. Fuckin hoe, ya better fuckin hold still.
Make sure none of that lotion in the bucket don’t spill.
Cut em, gut em ‘n just get to stuffin those girls.
Man,I think she had enough of those pills,
So take that thing away to come back later, just to clutch in
those steel blades, Baby when I cut ya don’t squeal,
I hate the loud noises, I fuckin told you!
I keep hearin voices, like “Wouldn’t ya like to go an get your
butcher knife and push it right through her,
while ya put your shish-kebab skewers into her barbaquer?
Would ya do to her
What ya usually do to a girl who’s skin’s newer?”
“In a world of sin-doer, this is turnin into a
Torment tournament of sorts, Christmas ornaments you are.”
I’ll be sure to Gin-sue ya til there’s no more skin to ya.
Boo-ya, who ya think your fuckin with? Duck, because here he
comes again!!!
Read more: Eminem – Buffalo Bill Lyrics | MetroLyrics
How could you leave out “Get Back” featuring proof and d12? That was possibly his most insane verse of all time. Some of the shit he said…smh. This list is incomplete.
That song f*cks your list in the a** and shits on it when it’s done.
All you motherf*ckers! take that!
Here, take this too, b*tch! Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Waaaaaahoo!
We’re killin all you motherf*ckers dead, all you!
Fake ass gangsters! No more press! No more press!
Rot, motherf*ckers, rot! Decay, in the dirt, bitch, in the motherf*cking dirt!
Die nameless, bitch, die nameless! No more fame!
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Hahahaha
Yeah, Relapse was hated on but lyrically it was on point. Content was eh, and the infamous accent, but that CD has a niche following. His flows are the best of his career on that CD IMO. Accents were a lil overdone IMO but the CD gets way more hate than it should.
I agree with u. It’s funny cuz alotta people TRY to just dismiss that entire album for various reasons. I think one of the big reasons is just because Em says on Recovery- tuck my last cd that shits in the trash, etc… He’s made a couple references to it not being his best, or people get all bent out of shape because, oh my God, stop with the accent lol, I find it hilarious how someone could NOT like Relapse. Idk if I can say it is my favorite of his, but definitely up in the top 2.
I wouldn’t say it’s my favorite album — that probably goes to Recovery or MMLP2, but it’s definitely tight flow-wise. I won’t listen to all the songs from it these days, but there are some hard hitters either because of what they’re about, flow or both (or even if you’re into singles)
3AM, Same Song & Dance, Stay Wide Awake, Beautiful and Crack a Bottle are probably my favorites from the album.
Slim is in the house simmer down there sister
Bound to get ya dizzy
Cuz he gets as busy as a…
Bee baby you can throw a frizbee in a blizzard
He’ll catch it in his teeth
What is he?
He’s a wizard
Standing in the disco with a disco biscuit
And i’m pretty sure it isn’t Bisquick is it?
Now baby don’t forget to bring your lipstick witcha
I want a kiss before I blow this bitch to smith.. areens
Get the guillotines, this is a situ..
..ation is critical as Dre spins his a
Turntables and he cuts a record like a scissa
Cheka chicka checka chicka cheka cheka chicka
We’ll wreck it in a second tell me what the heck is sicka
Wait a minute I just dropped my necklace in the liquor
Now baby just a make a little breakfast and its sixa
Clock in the morning unless you want to get some dizzert
Damn after all these years you forget how much classic material Em has delivered. The man is the G.O.A.T in terms of being the whole package as an MC when taking everything into account (flow, delivery, metaphors, etc). He can’t be touched by anyone. G.O.A.T
Me and Pace had to flee in haste from bein’ chased
For some E & Js we boosted out of some Korean place
I get drunk and hang-glide off of St. Ides’
And spray-paint the plain sides of all the subway train rides
I got a pitbull that eats sheep and spits wool
And chews on human body tissue ’til its stomach gets full
Skip school, barely went to class, thinkin’ shit’s cool
Hid a loaded pistol under this retarded kid’s stool
I had a dream I blew up with half a mil’ sold
And still stole a credit card, a purse, and someone’s billfold
I’m from the city where the weather’s always real cold
And chill mode can turn into somebody gettin’ steel-toed
We be hangin’ on the block ’til dawn
Stayin’ spaced out like Dr. Octagon
Feelin’ for the beats like they Chaka Khan
Mama-se, Mama-sa, Mama-macosa
Pace Won, Slang Ton, and Yah
Young Zee, Az-Izz, D.U., and muah
Bizarre Kid, Loon One and Rah
Mama-se, Mama-sa, Mama-macosa
i love em’s verse on there
This wasn’t ten bars. This was ten phrases, really ten different songs. A bar is a measure. I’m just saying. . .if you’re gonna be a music journalist, at least know what the fuck you’re talking about or have the headline accurately reflect the subject matter.
I 100% know what i’m talking about. A BAR, singular i agree with, but this is BARS, hence plural. So that reflects the numerous bars included here. Can’t says “Top Eminem Songs”, b/c some of the songs are NOT his, he was a feature. I think the content should be the focus, not the title that you are trying to dissect.
It’s a cool concept to have what are, in your opinion, ten of Eminem’s “most maniacal” bars. I’m not arguing that the content isn’t relevant. What I am saying is that the title is misleading and belies a certain ignorance on the part of the journalist, as regards the field that he is tasked with researching and writing about. Normal folks wouldn’t give two shits or even catch the mistake but, to anyone who has studied music or spent time performing, this mistake is blatant. It’s not a negligible mistake, either, as many artists in the hip-hop industry (read: Bun B teaching hip-hop courses at Rice University in Houston) are working hard to codify and legitimize the canon of rap and hip-hop music in music history. The difference to any musician is HUGE. What if you were sitting in a rehearsal and the conductor/band leader said, “We’re gonna pick it up two bars before the coda” or “let’s work that chorus again, I’ll give you a two-bar lead-in”? Music terminology isn’t irrelevant. Know your subject.
This is what I’m getting at. . .using “3 AM” as an example. . .here is a snippet of the opening verse”
“You’re walkin’ down the horror corridor. Its almost four in the morning and you’re in the. . .nightmare its horrible. Right there’s the coroner, waiting for you to turn the corner so he can corner ya. You’re a goner, he’s on to ya.”
The song is in a slow 4. That’s a four beat measure (or BAR) played at a slow tempo. That snippet of the verse took four bars. It picks up into the first bar and ends on the “and” or upbeat of four, in the fourth measure (or BAR).
Just that snippet of the verse took FOUR BARS. You have ten songs listed, each with various passages being quoted. This is far more than ten bars.
That explains why your title is a misnomer and based on ignorance of the subject matter. An entire phrase can not be considered a “bar”. Its just plain wrong, anywhere on earth.
I completely understand what you are saying and i respect your opinion and knowledge. But when i say “bars”, i am referring to verses. I’m not sure where you’re from, but where i’m from (Philly), if someone has dope lines/verses on a verse, cypher, etc….We say “He’s got bars” or “he can spit”. I apologize if the title offends you, but they were not my intentions. Eminem’s got bars, and some of the hottest ones are on these songs i included. #Salute
I completely understand what you are saying and i respect your opinion and knowledge. When i say “bars”, i am referring to the lyrics on the songs. I’m not sure where you’re from, but where i’m from (Philly), if someone has dope lyrics on a verse, cypher, etc….We say “He’s got bars” or “he can spit”. I apologize if the title offends you, but that wasn’t my intention. Eminem’s got bars, and some of the hottest ones are on the songs i included. #Salute & #Respect
@Carlos It is uncommon to see this level of well considered discourse on this site. I agree with you, not on your correctness but on the fact that journalists should be held to a high standard of accuracy.
I completely understand what you are saying and i respect your opinion and knowledge. When i say “bars”, i am referring to the lyrics on the songs. I’m not sure where you’re from, but where i’m from (Philly), if someone has dope lyrics on a verse, cypher, etc….We say “He’s got bars” or “he can spit”. I apologize if the title offends you, but that wasn’t my intention. Eminem’s got bars, and some of the hottest ones are on the songs i included. #Salute
Also, it wasn’t the mid 90’s, it was more like ’99 – early 00’s that was Eminem’s breakout/ prominent years. Mid 90’s was when everyone was into Bigge and Pac.
For rap god sakes let, this writer put out his peice out without debate. Mike Trampe, Why do you have such a hard on for calling him out and being so judgemental? We all live in different cultures so when he speaks the words, “puttin out some bars,” that could definitely mean something totally different to you, as you could of been raised in a different upbringing as I or him or as someone else reading this. Go back to college for journaling and English, and for debate, if you will.. I have I loved all of those classes. Professors asked why I was not writing. My reply was…. Because of people like you.. Book closed.
now everybodys killin everybody and everybodys bloody and im just laughin like its funny cuz i dont really give a shit about no muthafuckin body, im so muthafuckin nutty i dont give a fuck about nothing!!!
the verse in im back absolutely should be number one.
“So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it’d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I’m sorry Puff, but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain’t mine, what is my name?
How about Kim?? That is THEE craziest song I’ve ever heard to date. It’s masterpiece, it gives you the chills. I read an article that a rolling stone journalist did a interview with Eminem in his studio, and Eminem showed him the song before he released it. That must of been awkward listening to that with just him in the room. It’s like no other.
“My mind is like a fuckin stick of dynamite
Onen I get behind the mic
it’s like the wick is lit you bitches die tonight
My nine is like a guidin light at night shinin bright
My fuckin grip is tighter than my wife’s vagina, psych
These cock-suckin cops got my Smith-N-Wesson
I guess it’s time to pick a different weapon, man the shit’s depressin”
I agree with most songs apart from the Relapse singles and ‘Welcome to Hell’
Back in the day when he was just collaborating with emcees he was raw. I first heard him when he was flowin with Rawkus in like 1998 and liked his lyrics but he was still underground but not for long cause of Dre. Im pretty sure that Thirsten Howell III song was on Soundbombing 2. Where he has that line “came in the room and sprayed puffy with mace.” Hes still tight just not the same rough raw battle type lyrics!
These songs are mild compared to “Stay Wide Awake” from the relapse album. “Who’s wakin’ me so violently and why’s he on top of me?
“He’s rapin’ me”, she tries to scream
“Somebody please get him off me”
He’s tapin’ me, he’s bitin’ me, he’s laughin’ like it’s funny”
She’s scrapin’ me, she’s fightin’ me
She’s scratchin’ like some dumb freak”
Visions of hot chocolatey marshmallows, all so sweet
With sugar plums, oh look here comes Marshall, he’s on your street
He’s placin’ hot smolderin’ charcoals beneath your feet
Now walk on ’em, he’s dancin’ with carcasses cheek to cheek
Like a Thanksgiving turkey, a holiday ham
Cinnamon sprinkled on toast, strawberry marmalade jam
Honestly, this is a list written by someone who is not a true em fan. I’m 36 and have been a fan since he came out…..where is Tim Westwood freestyle? Rabbit Run? When the music stops? Role Model? Invasion 1,2,3?, Kim?, Backstabber? Whoever made this list, needs to rate someone else, because other than Demon Inside, and 3am, your list is shit.
I’m sorry Puff but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain’t mine, what’s my name
Tell that C. Delores Tucker slut to suck a dick
Motherfucker ducked, what the fuck? Son of a bitch
Take away my gun, I’m gonna tuck some other shit
Can’t tell me shit about the tricks of this trade
Switchblade, with a lil switch to switch blades
Switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade
Shit’s like a samurai sword, SENSEI!
Shit just don’t change to this day
I’m this way, still tell that ut-slay itch-bay
Uck-say my ick-day, ‘scuse my ig-pay atin-lay
But uck-fay you ig-pay
he aint got shit on necro ill bill goretex mr hyde ra the rugged man
and thats ur opinion my good sir
rugged man can compete with em but Necro ? damn this bitchass wigga sucks badly
I gotta riddle what’s lil & talks big
With midget arms & creamy white fillin’ in the middle
That will do anything to throw dirt on my name
If it means walkin’ the whole Mediterranean
Isn’t it Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tasmanian no
His name’s Raymond and oh, oh sorry yo so sorry wow
No mention for Music Box?? Music Box was more psychotic than most of his previous shit, including 3AM.
[Verse 3]
I’m fixated, on asphyxiating
And breaking this little chick’s neck, like a pixie stick
The sick, satan worshippin’, bitches get horse whippins’
I’m in the back, through the back door slippin’
Through the crack, leavin’ the corpse drippin’
Definitely a dope joint. Honestly, i could have named about 50 tracks lol. I am sure there are gonna be a few people mention, but thats the point of this article. To get people discussing the bars and sharing their favorites. #Salute on the comment.
Don’t worry, this is a dope list too!
Like French would say, “I ain’t worried about nothing”, LOL. Na, but i am excited to see everyones picks and feedback.
I make music to make you sick of fake music
Hate music, like devil worshippin’ Satan music
So say your prayers, your Hail Mary’s & Jesuses
Take two sticks, tape ’em together & make a crucifix
Try to stop it but you can’t do it
A whole generation of kids blowin’ out their fuckin’ brains to this
Kurt Cobain music, students converted to ‘caine users
As soon as they heard it went out murdered & maimed to it
What’s your name [JUDAS]
STAY WIDE AWAKEE!!! MOST DENSE RHYMES EVER PLUS TWISTED SHIT
Fe-fi-fo-fum, I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter Central Park, it’s dark; it’s Winter in December
I see my target, put my car in park and approach a tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider, hi there girl, you mighta
Heard of me before, see whore, you’re the kind of girl that I’d a-
-ssault and rape then figure why not try to make your pussy wider?
FUCK YOU WIITH AN UMBRELLA, THEN OPEN IT UP WHILE THE SHITS INSIDE YA
I’m the kinda guy that’s mild but I might flip and get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian, yeah, now let’s see her have triplets and I’ll di-
-sintegrate them babies as soon as they’re out her with formalde-
-hyde and cyanide, girl you can try and hide, you can try to scream louder
No need for no gunpowder, that only takes all the fun outta
Murder and I’d rather go “vinn-vinn!” and now you see just how the
Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp
Shit, wait a minute I mean skull, my knife seems dull, pull another one out
DAMN!
you right about stay wide awake I don’t think a lot of nikkas understand the technicality of that 2nd verse. The man rhymed every fukking thing in that verse with a mean flow and was going back n forth between two different pov’s “the victim” and “the stalker” while staying on point with the story and dialogue. nikka who else can do that on the same level?I’ll put this song up against any popular MC’s out now including my nikka Nas and none of em can hold a candle to the lyricism and flow Em had on display. The nikka completely blacked the fukk out on some “they think i fell off huh” type shyt.
he absolutely DESTROYED that verse.
Truth
I’m the devil, if ever there was such a thing
The results of much too many drugs what you’re seein’
I’ma mindfuck, completely dis-(gu-uh-uh)-sting
I’m WHAT, a human mutt fuck a being
I’m a dog – fuck lambs, I’m silencing ’em all
I’m involved in murders forensic science couldn’t solve
Giant set of balls, too big to buy a set of drawers
Might as well unzip my fly & let ’em fall to the floor
Each thought’s completely warped
I’m like a walkin’, talkin’, Ouija board
Speakin’ in tongues, I’ve never spoke this speech before
Hhem-delle-la, ennich-me-noughh-mi-niche-mick-norrf
Have you ever experienced spirits in lyrics when you hear ’em
‘Til you scared to stare in into any mirrors when you near ’em?
Well if so, get ready for some shit, yo
“Is this some kind of sick joke?” Shit no, motherfuckin schizo
So disturbed, he just goes so berserk, he tiptoes
Fist first with scissors to slit throats of just hoes
Just goes to shizzow you dizzon’t, fizzuck with
So-someone this disturbed, sa-sippin on si-zzurp
So – lock your doors, drop to the floors
Get your shotguns drawn – here comes another “Clockwork Orange”
Look at Bizarre; you really think he’s right in his mind
What the fuck you think’s goin’ through when he’s writin’ his rhyme
Eminem talks about being a serial killa etc but he did nothing. He’s a lair like Rick Ross. Listen to Gucci Mane a real nigga.
get the fuck out of here! you have no idea about hip hop if you say gucci mane is better than eminem.
fucking troll
lol are u fuckin serious stanucci ? u dont know shit about art or music or whatever. If u think eminem was serious rapping these things u are a complete fucktard. Thats just entertaiment fool. Man uneducated kids these days
None of these rappers do what the say retards!!!! If the did, they would be pulling life sentances!!!! Dumb Ass
Whattt no way, I thought he was a cannibal like he said in his songs? And that he kills stepchildren. Oh wait I’m not a gullible moron, like yourself.
These cock-suckin’ cops got my Smith-N-Wesson
I guess it’s time to pick a different weapon, man the shit’s depressin’
But Swift is gettin’ me a new one for a Christmas present
(Swift: “Come on Slim, let’s go & teach this fuckin’ bitch a lesson”)
They managed to confiscate the pistol that I brandish
But my plan is to use this bullshit to my advantage
Shady stay creative baby hold your head up, don’t you let up
One bit on these motherfuckin’ suckers you’re a soldier GET UP!
I dont think murder murder is in the same category as this ones. its definetly better than all of them, but its not maniacal
Stir Crazy was nuts. . . Kanye beat.
How did ‘Kill You’ not make the list? Kidding me?
Or “Kim”
No “Patiently Waiting”?
we’re talking about some of the craziest (meaning maniacal) shit eminem has came up with and put into a verse.. only bars and lyrical talent with a touch of insane. too many elite ones to put into one top 10 but these 10 are insane. people confuse song popularity and how catchy it is with lyrical talent, which is what separates a good rapper from a bad one. Em is top 5 ever.
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Eminem best rapper ever. Only rapper who doesn’t talk momey, cars, bling bling. He has meajing and humor. All tike greats lile rakim saidbhe tje muhameed ali of rap
Eminem paved the way for white rappers, and he is great, no doubt, but people get stuck on Eminem. Truth is, Rap is based underground, only thing people hear is whats on the radio. Rap has been this long before Slim came in the picture, and there are many other rappers who slaughter M’s skill… Just sayin, Check out Rittz or some of Madrox solo sh*t, or Tech N9ne’s “Sleeping Beauty”, or “Give Me Your Eyes” by the Jokerr. I’m not Discreaditing Em’s skill or his style, but people are close minded and only listen to what you feed them.
ok. jokerr? wtf. maybe you feel that way because all you listen to is whatever rapper Strange Music or Funk Volume puts out. FOH with that juggalo shit.
He did pave the road for a lot of white rappers. Don’t believe me? Listen to Mac Miller, Your Boy for Life, Yelawolf, G Eazy, just to name a few. Although they don’t sound exactly like Eminem, I promise you that you will notice very similar traits of Eminem in all 4 of those rappers I just mentioned. They’re all good though can’t front.
Juggalo Rap??? Who the f*ck you think Em copped his style from dumb ass??? Before ICP Em was rapping racest shit…. Remember? F*ck out of here
^fucking retard.
Eminem had one racist song called Foolish Pride, which was recorded in 1988 when he was 15 years old. There is a snippet of a track where he says “nigga shit” which was recorded circa 1990. Biterphobia has the term “nig” in it (recorded in 1995). Besides that, there is no racist material. He was rapping with the group Soul Intent prior to his solo release of Infinite in 1996 which was not racist at all.
Fuck outta here with that Joke shit. That guy never had any skills or never will, judging by listening to some of his songs.
lol jokerr. FOH with that wack shit
Why is everyone Hating on The Jokerr? dude has skill don’t give a shit if he is on a juggalo syle
what no stay wide awake
What a weak ass list without Same Song and Dance and Buffalo Bill two of his illest sickest n most maniacal hands down n sadly also underrated cuz they are so sick as hell n I mean that in a good way of course!Here I’ll even drop some vocabulary so if you don’t know now ya know!
Always, you can see him lurkin in the hallways
Carcasses of caucasian females in his crawlspace
How the hell did he fit em all into such a small place?
Hide em in the wall well how long will the drywall take?
Well fuck it then, I’ve got nothin but time I’ll wait.
Until it dries, for the moment I guess you’re all safe.
After I sand it and buff it, I guess that I’ll paint
My chainsaw’s outta gas, my regular saw ain’t.
Now here I come again, damn stomach rumblin,
You can even hear the evil spirits comin from within.
Someone’s in the back of my damn house rummagin,
It’s a girl, she looks pretty thin, but I want her skin.
Been on the hunt again, when will it ever end?
Evelyn, why you tryin to fight? You will never win.
Severin legs, arms, damn there goes another limb.
Pull the lever then, trap door, death is evident.
[Chorus]
Once again they call me Buffalo Bill,
Buffalo Bill, Buffa-Buffalo Bill.
Skin em up, hem em, sew em up in those kilts,
Up in those kilts, uppa-up in those kilts.
Man, you don’t want to go up in those hills,
Up in those hills, uppa-up in those hills.
You better beware, stay clear of Buffalo Bill,
Buffalo Bill, Buffa-Buffalo Bill.
[Verse 3]
Now, what ya know about Buffalo Bill?
Nothin, so chill. Fuckin hoe, ya better fuckin hold still.
Make sure none of that lotion in the bucket don’t spill.
Cut em, gut em ‘n just get to stuffin those girls.
Man,I think she had enough of those pills,
So take that thing away to come back later, just to clutch in
those steel blades, Baby when I cut ya don’t squeal,
I hate the loud noises, I fuckin told you!
I keep hearin voices, like “Wouldn’t ya like to go an get your
butcher knife and push it right through her,
while ya put your shish-kebab skewers into her barbaquer?
Would ya do to her
What ya usually do to a girl who’s skin’s newer?”
“In a world of sin-doer, this is turnin into a
Torment tournament of sorts, Christmas ornaments you are.”
I’ll be sure to Gin-sue ya til there’s no more skin to ya.
Boo-ya, who ya think your fuckin with? Duck, because here he
comes again!!!
Read more: Eminem – Buffalo Bill Lyrics | MetroLyrics
This dude’s rhyme game is stupid. One of the greatest lyricts ever.
i hate when ppl say em fell off
lyrically he is still there but musically he fell off just listen to his last album you’ll see that
music box, stay wide awake, buffalo bill, 50 cent-psycho ft eminem (amazing), insane.
YES YES AND YES. Enrolled myself in a 12step program tripped on the 1st step got pinned down in a chokeslam
How could you leave out “Get Back” featuring proof and d12? That was possibly his most insane verse of all time. Some of the shit he said…smh. This list is incomplete.
I’m having a bad day, my fuckin dads gay, I hate tags, & fuckin mad cuz I don’t have AIDS.
Fags … stupid auto correct. WTF?
Brainless – 2nd Verse, Love Game – 3rd Verse, Evil Twin 1st Verse, Rhyme Or Reason 3rd Verse, I’m Back – 2nd Verse, Kill You 1st Verse, Criminal 1st Verse, Music Box – 3rd Verse, Underground – 2nd Verse, Just Don’t Give A Fuck – 1st Verse, Never Enough – 1st Verse, White America – 1st Verse, Still Don’t Give A Fuck – 1st Verse, Murder Murder – 1st Verse, Stir Crazy – 3rd Verse, I’m On Everything – 2nd Verse, Welcome 2 Hell – 1st Verse, Untitled 1st Verse
the most dramatical lyrics eminem ever wrote
Seriously? No go to sleep?
That song f*cks your list in the a** and shits on it when it’s done.
All you motherf*ckers! take that!
Here, take this too, b*tch! Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Waaaaaahoo!
We’re killin all you motherf*ckers dead, all you!
Fake ass gangsters! No more press! No more press!
Rot, motherf*ckers, rot! Decay, in the dirt, bitch, in the motherf*cking dirt!
Die nameless, bitch, die nameless! No more fame!
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Hahahaha
Yeah, Relapse was hated on but lyrically it was on point. Content was eh, and the infamous accent, but that CD has a niche following. His flows are the best of his career on that CD IMO. Accents were a lil overdone IMO but the CD gets way more hate than it should.
Relapse was my favorite Em album. someone needs to leak Relapse 2.
You have fucked up ears
I agree with u. It’s funny cuz alotta people TRY to just dismiss that entire album for various reasons. I think one of the big reasons is just because Em says on Recovery- tuck my last cd that shits in the trash, etc… He’s made a couple references to it not being his best, or people get all bent out of shape because, oh my God, stop with the accent lol, I find it hilarious how someone could NOT like Relapse. Idk if I can say it is my favorite of his, but definitely up in the top 2.
I wouldn’t say it’s my favorite album — that probably goes to Recovery or MMLP2, but it’s definitely tight flow-wise. I won’t listen to all the songs from it these days, but there are some hard hitters either because of what they’re about, flow or both (or even if you’re into singles)
3AM, Same Song & Dance, Stay Wide Awake, Beautiful and Crack a Bottle are probably my favorites from the album.
don’t say Relapse was your fav Em album on this site, you’ll get nothing but hate.
but fuck yeah it’s a great album
it’s crazy how he thinks of these lyrics! every time i listen i’m like…rewind….. haha
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A true lyrical genius. Eminem is and will always be one of the best to ever do it
You forgot this gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-IzRU4_3Ec
Decent article. Hellbound probably is my favourite, so fucking dope.
His best verse was on his Chonkyfire freestyle:
Slim is in the house simmer down there sister
Bound to get ya dizzy
Cuz he gets as busy as a…
Bee baby you can throw a frizbee in a blizzard
He’ll catch it in his teeth
What is he?
He’s a wizard
Standing in the disco with a disco biscuit
And i’m pretty sure it isn’t Bisquick is it?
Now baby don’t forget to bring your lipstick witcha
I want a kiss before I blow this bitch to smith.. areens
Get the guillotines, this is a situ..
..ation is critical as Dre spins his a
Turntables and he cuts a record like a scissa
Cheka chicka checka chicka cheka cheka chicka
We’ll wreck it in a second tell me what the heck is sicka
Wait a minute I just dropped my necklace in the liquor
Now baby just a make a little breakfast and its sixa
Clock in the morning unless you want to get some dizzert
Damn after all these years you forget how much classic material Em has delivered. The man is the G.O.A.T in terms of being the whole package as an MC when taking everything into account (flow, delivery, metaphors, etc). He can’t be touched by anyone. G.O.A.T
”I don’t even know how to describe this dude lyrically man. When it comes to the art of rhyming words he’s out of this world.”
I dont think any one else in hiphop has the most rude, lewd, ridiculous, ludicrous, ill insanity, comedic rhymes as slim shady.
What about “Remember me” ???? He got some sick lyrics on that song
Me and Pace had to flee in haste from bein’ chased
For some E & Js we boosted out of some Korean place
I get drunk and hang-glide off of St. Ides’
And spray-paint the plain sides of all the subway train rides
I got a pitbull that eats sheep and spits wool
And chews on human body tissue ’til its stomach gets full
Skip school, barely went to class, thinkin’ shit’s cool
Hid a loaded pistol under this retarded kid’s stool
I had a dream I blew up with half a mil’ sold
And still stole a credit card, a purse, and someone’s billfold
I’m from the city where the weather’s always real cold
And chill mode can turn into somebody gettin’ steel-toed
We be hangin’ on the block ’til dawn
Stayin’ spaced out like Dr. Octagon
Feelin’ for the beats like they Chaka Khan
Mama-se, Mama-sa, Mama-macosa
Pace Won, Slang Ton, and Yah
Young Zee, Az-Izz, D.U., and muah
Bizarre Kid, Loon One and Rah
Mama-se, Mama-sa, Mama-macosa
i love em’s verse on there
Thirstin Howl III f. Eminem “Watch Deez” listening it for the first time..sick beat
This wasn’t ten bars. This was ten phrases, really ten different songs. A bar is a measure. I’m just saying. . .if you’re gonna be a music journalist, at least know what the fuck you’re talking about or have the headline accurately reflect the subject matter.
I 100% know what i’m talking about. A BAR, singular i agree with, but this is BARS, hence plural. So that reflects the numerous bars included here. Can’t says “Top Eminem Songs”, b/c some of the songs are NOT his, he was a feature. I think the content should be the focus, not the title that you are trying to dissect.
Appreciate you reading/commenting though.
@Mike Trampe
Yeah, because the title is TEN bars…ten is more than one, so bar is plural. That still means ten individual bars, so its not correct.
You could have just said Ten Verses
but still, thanks for sharing some dope verses
@Mike Trampe
It’s a cool concept to have what are, in your opinion, ten of Eminem’s “most maniacal” bars. I’m not arguing that the content isn’t relevant. What I am saying is that the title is misleading and belies a certain ignorance on the part of the journalist, as regards the field that he is tasked with researching and writing about. Normal folks wouldn’t give two shits or even catch the mistake but, to anyone who has studied music or spent time performing, this mistake is blatant. It’s not a negligible mistake, either, as many artists in the hip-hop industry (read: Bun B teaching hip-hop courses at Rice University in Houston) are working hard to codify and legitimize the canon of rap and hip-hop music in music history. The difference to any musician is HUGE. What if you were sitting in a rehearsal and the conductor/band leader said, “We’re gonna pick it up two bars before the coda” or “let’s work that chorus again, I’ll give you a two-bar lead-in”? Music terminology isn’t irrelevant. Know your subject.
@Mike Trampe
This is what I’m getting at. . .using “3 AM” as an example. . .here is a snippet of the opening verse”
“You’re walkin’ down the horror corridor. Its almost four in the morning and you’re in the. . .nightmare its horrible. Right there’s the coroner, waiting for you to turn the corner so he can corner ya. You’re a goner, he’s on to ya.”
The song is in a slow 4. That’s a four beat measure (or BAR) played at a slow tempo. That snippet of the verse took four bars. It picks up into the first bar and ends on the “and” or upbeat of four, in the fourth measure (or BAR).
Just that snippet of the verse took FOUR BARS. You have ten songs listed, each with various passages being quoted. This is far more than ten bars.
That explains why your title is a misnomer and based on ignorance of the subject matter. An entire phrase can not be considered a “bar”. Its just plain wrong, anywhere on earth.
So you’re basically giving the journalist shit for giving you too much content? lol
I completely understand what you are saying and i respect your opinion and knowledge. But when i say “bars”, i am referring to verses. I’m not sure where you’re from, but where i’m from (Philly), if someone has dope lines/verses on a verse, cypher, etc….We say “He’s got bars” or “he can spit”. I apologize if the title offends you, but they were not my intentions. Eminem’s got bars, and some of the hottest ones are on these songs i included. #Salute
I completely understand what you are saying and i respect your opinion and knowledge. When i say “bars”, i am referring to the lyrics on the songs. I’m not sure where you’re from, but where i’m from (Philly), if someone has dope lyrics on a verse, cypher, etc….We say “He’s got bars” or “he can spit”. I apologize if the title offends you, but that wasn’t my intention. Eminem’s got bars, and some of the hottest ones are on the songs i included. #Salute & #Respect
@Carlos It is uncommon to see this level of well considered discourse on this site. I agree with you, not on your correctness but on the fact that journalists should be held to a high standard of accuracy.
Thanks
WHy isn’t this it’s own article? There is no single to be found.. You did it just to ride the pole huh?
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this cant be the top ten there is nothing from his first album…if you ask me id find the top ten from that album alone
I completely understand what you are saying and i respect your opinion and knowledge. When i say “bars”, i am referring to the lyrics on the songs. I’m not sure where you’re from, but where i’m from (Philly), if someone has dope lyrics on a verse, cypher, etc….We say “He’s got bars” or “he can spit”. I apologize if the title offends you, but that wasn’t my intention. Eminem’s got bars, and some of the hottest ones are on the songs i included. #Salute
Also, it wasn’t the mid 90’s, it was more like ’99 – early 00’s that was Eminem’s breakout/ prominent years. Mid 90’s was when everyone was into Bigge and Pac.
It was late 96-97 when i really got hip to him. So thats close to mid 90’s to me. You could say late 90’s too. It’s open for debate.
“Dead Wrong” was one of the first songs to make me realize how talented yet insane this man was. The shit he says lol
Dreamville is the team
Cole World
wtf where’s Music Box
most the people that bought his new shit probly dont even kno his underground shit
GET YOU MAD left off this list? #fail. Should have also typed out the actual bars from each song instead of just listing the videos.
all th ones I would’ve picke d
Stan Alert.. HHDX sweats Ems nuts
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im surprised Kim is not mentioned above.
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you where’s Buffalo Bill at??? lol. Thats actually on of my favorite relapse cuts.
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For rap god sakes let, this writer put out his peice out without debate. Mike Trampe, Why do you have such a hard on for calling him out and being so judgemental? We all live in different cultures so when he speaks the words, “puttin out some bars,” that could definitely mean something totally different to you, as you could of been raised in a different upbringing as I or him or as someone else reading this. Go back to college for journaling and English, and for debate, if you will.. I have I loved all of those classes. Professors asked why I was not writing. My reply was…. Because of people like you.. Book closed.
Insanes pretty maniacal too
I personally think that “as the world turns” has one of the most fucked up verses by slim
No stay wide awake? Song’s nuts.
What The Beat:
now everybodys killin everybody and everybodys bloody and im just laughin like its funny cuz i dont really give a shit about no muthafuckin body, im so muthafuckin nutty i dont give a fuck about nothing!!!
“Chris Kirkpatrick/You can get your ass kicked”
Should have tried to include a verse from 97 Bonnie and Clyde, he doesn’t swear but the thought of it all is just insane
the verse in im back absolutely should be number one.
“So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it’d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I’m sorry Puff, but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain’t mine, what is my name?
How about Kim?? That is THEE craziest song I’ve ever heard to date. It’s masterpiece, it gives you the chills. I read an article that a rolling stone journalist did a interview with Eminem in his studio, and Eminem showed him the song before he released it. That must of been awkward listening to that with just him in the room. It’s like no other.
I’m agree, and even for a big fan this song is really difficult to listen, she is really crazy.
His ‘Words are Weapons’ verse should be up there! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7R1dZe34xM
“My mind is like a fuckin stick of dynamite
Onen I get behind the mic
it’s like the wick is lit you bitches die tonight
My nine is like a guidin light at night shinin bright
My fuckin grip is tighter than my wife’s vagina, psych
These cock-suckin cops got my Smith-N-Wesson
I guess it’s time to pick a different weapon, man the shit’s depressin”
I agree with most songs apart from the Relapse singles and ‘Welcome to Hell’
“Don’t Approach Me” with X-Zibit should be there too! Too many songs to choose from 🙁
Like nice wach videos
What about the first verse of “Medicine Ball”?
Eminem is the best rapper of all time and he has produced the best lyrics so far as music is concern.
Back in the day when he was just collaborating with emcees he was raw. I first heard him when he was flowin with Rawkus in like 1998 and liked his lyrics but he was still underground but not for long cause of Dre. Im pretty sure that Thirsten Howell III song was on Soundbombing 2. Where he has that line “came in the room and sprayed puffy with mace.” Hes still tight just not the same rough raw battle type lyrics!
These songs are mild compared to “Stay Wide Awake” from the relapse album. “Who’s wakin’ me so violently and why’s he on top of me?
“He’s rapin’ me”, she tries to scream
“Somebody please get him off me”
He’s tapin’ me, he’s bitin’ me, he’s laughin’ like it’s funny”
She’s scrapin’ me, she’s fightin’ me
She’s scratchin’ like some dumb freak”
Since I dont beleive in one top rapper, Em is definitely#1 in top 10
Visions of hot chocolatey marshmallows, all so sweet
With sugar plums, oh look here comes Marshall, he’s on your street
He’s placin’ hot smolderin’ charcoals beneath your feet
Now walk on ’em, he’s dancin’ with carcasses cheek to cheek
Like a Thanksgiving turkey, a holiday ham
Cinnamon sprinkled on toast, strawberry marmalade jam
Honestly, this is a list written by someone who is not a true em fan. I’m 36 and have been a fan since he came out…..where is Tim Westwood freestyle? Rabbit Run? When the music stops? Role Model? Invasion 1,2,3?, Kim?, Backstabber? Whoever made this list, needs to rate someone else, because other than Demon Inside, and 3am, your list is shit.