Nick Cannon has announced that he’s teaming up with Dr. Squatch’s Ball Valuation Tool, and this collaboration has launched a very hefty insurance policy.
TMZ is reporting that the father of 12 has insured his testicles for a whopping $10 million, which is what the company determined was the proper value of his gonads after a thorough investigation.
“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids,” he said to the outlet. “Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!”
It appears that despite his hefty brood, Nick Cannon is far from done with having children. That said, he seems to accept all of his children equally, regardless of their status, as he demonstrated back in April when he revealed his son, Zillion, had been diagnosed with autism.
In a joint Instagram post shared on April 2, Cannon and Zillion’s mother, Abby De La Rosa, wrote: “Today our family recognizes World Autism Awareness Day which is beyond meaningful to us because our amazing 2 year old, Zillion, was recently diagnosed with ASD.”
The CDC defines Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) as a developmental disability stemming from variations in brain function.
Individuals with ASD may exhibit unique behaviors, communication patterns, social interactions, and learning styles compared to others.
The proud parents then listed a number of influential figures who were also on the spectrum, including Niko Telsa, Sir Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Michael Angelo, before adding: “Our beautiful boy experiences life in 4D and teaches us something new everyday!”
“His love, strength and brilliance light up every room he enters! We are blessed that God had placed such an amazing spirit under our guardianship and we have accepted this assignment wholeheartedly!” the sweet message continued.
“On this World Autism Awareness Day, we extend our embrace to families worldwide, acknowledging shared challenges and championing understanding. Together, let’s create a world of acceptance and compassion,” the message concludes, extending their support to families navigating autism.”
The post was accompanied by a series of adorable videos of the family’s Easter festivities.
Just donate sperm then, stop trying to be a asshole, hooking up and impregnating every 3-12 month hook up you get.
What a cornball
All that black power and i fuck all these bad bitches talk and hes still looked at as a corny, lame ass wanna be. Got to be tough tryna shake that image only to cement yourself 😂
Imagine how worthless your whole life gotta be to actually post a whole article about this meaningless garbage. My son Bernadette the pathetic, corny, cringy, embarrassing, laughable, fraudulent, non-credible, garbage, retarded, short bus riding duncecap Giacumazzo I know I speak on behalf of all the non-cornballs when I say go nose dive off a really tall building I can guarantee you with 100 percent certainty that you won’t be missed.
Wait what is this hip hop news or some pervert telling me about another mans private parts wtf!!