Lupe Fiasco Stuns Joe Budden With Wild Masturbation Confession

    Lupe Fiasco may be famed for his top-tier lyricism, but it appears he’s also operating on a higher level than most when it comes to masturbation — as Joe Budden had the, ahem, pleasure of discovering.

    The Chicago native joined the former Slaughterhouse rapper on a particularly X-rated X Spaces on Monday (July 22) where he unloaded some secrets about his pornography preferences and masturbation habits.

    After discussing the Drake and Kendrick Lamar beef, the conversation took a sharp and unexpected turn into adult content when Lupe asked: “Where is the porn on Twitter ’cause I can’t find it?”

    Later, when asked by somebody else on the broadcast about what kind of porn he likes to watch, he replied: “I’ve evolved over time. You start with the light shit, then eventually you get bored with the light shit and start dipping into — I got some VR glasses for my birthday a couple years ago, so those are purely porn glasses at this point.”

    The Food & Liquor MC then admitted that he wears condoms when masturbating to avoid making a mess.

    “It depends,” he said when quizzed about his preferred method of self-pleasure. “If you smart, you should be using a condom.”

    “Wait, hold up, man. That was some of the most intelligent porn shit I’ve ever heard. What’s the theory behind that?” a stunned Budden asked.

    “Because you efficient, you clean,” Lupe replied. “You like, ‘Fuck, I don’t wanna bust all over the fucking room.’ And you don’t wanna stop and have to aim — like if it was a paper towel or something like that. It serves the same function as a sock to kind of contain.

    “But then you fuck up the socks and you gotta wash them. But, you know, condoms are cheap. You can get a box for like $15. Go crazy!”

    Budden, still processing what he was hearing, interjected: “I’ve never heard no shit like that!”

    Fans online were also taken aback by Lupe Fiasco’s crude confession, with one user writing: “Lupe Fiasco in twitter spaces talking bout he beats off with a condom on. I might be good on the internet for the summer.”

    Another added: “Learning that Lupe Fiasco m*sturbates with a condom on just ruined my night. People just do weird shit to be weird and then loveeee telling the world the weird shit that they do. I don’t understand.”

    A third person shared a GIF of Viola Davis’ character in How to Get Away With Murder walking away in disgust and wrote: “Lupe Fiasco said he beat his meat in a condom . Chileeee I -.”

    While Lupe was eager to know where to find porn on social media, another rapper was recently puzzled by the sudden prevalence of inappropriate content on X (formerly Twitter).

    Earlier this year, Big Sean complained about the flood of pornographic photos and videos on the Elon Musk-owned platform.

    “Its hornier than pornhub on here, sheesh. Damn near gotta be dolo just to open dis b*tch up… this is NOT one them tweets to drop no freaky shit under either,” he wrote.

    Plenty of his followers felt his pain, with Chuck Inglish of The Cool Kids replying: “Jokes and Sports takes dog. Thats all we got. Everything else is too burnt.”

    Rapper/journalist Rob Markman also concurred, writing: “[four crying emojis]… it’s true tho.”

    A third user called on Musk, who purchased Twitter in 2022 for $44 billion before rebranding it to X, to clean up the platform: “frfr @elonmusk you gotta factory reset this sh*t.”

    13 thoughts on “Lupe Fiasco Stuns Joe Budden With Wild Masturbation Confession

    1. For some one who we’ve never seen with a girl this must be the only way he gets ass. I’m sure he likes gay porn

    2. shower fam shower let it blow, he must be a shooter so I feel him but dont think i ever used a condom & lupes bein cheap in socks is hilarious yo just buy a container of socks for a penny each have a life time supply of throwawy socks all that latex n dna down the drain aint good fam, chop it like a ninja haha vr must be havin him goin hey theres real girls 4 dat but I guess much more efficient and safer he be wathin gobots and rubix cubes gettin itbon in augmented reality beatin off with a comdom on pac pictute me rollin

    3. Will the bum ass blogger Scooby is a certified cornball, culture vulture and H0M0 who needs to OFF HIMSELF ASAP says:

      As usual with EVERY Will the pathetic, cringy, super simp Scooby article this isn’t news, nobody gives a fuck and it’s total crickets here. Go get a REAL FUCKING J0B Willy one that you can actually get paid real money from and one where you don’t get laughed at and embarrassed every single day like this dead end, Z list bullshit, freelance gossip gig you laughably have now. Go drink a whole gallon of Clorox Willy I can guarantee you with 100 percent certainty that your worthless waste of space self won’t be missed.

    4. Scarfys bum ass blogging mom Bernadette Giacumazzo eats my ass for breakfast lunch AND DINNER says:

      This stuck on stupid goofy Scarfys mom who should off herself asap since Scarfy and everyone else hates her is crying a river right now because her hero, the real GOAT the most GARBAGE OF ALL TIME Bernadett “A pathetic 46.5 year old virgin who still mooches off her mom Ana because her garbage freelancing Z list gossip gig never left the garage” Giacumazzo now spends her entire worthless days standing on the corner of Erie Avenue holding a handmade sign that reads “Will Blog For Food” because NO CREDIBLE, relevant employers will ever hire her 😭😭😭😭

      1. If you were literate i bet you could write a novel all about masturbation. God and everyone else knows that (and bestiality) is the extent of your sexual experience. Meow.

    5. I’m happy to see I’m not the only one who sometimes uses condoms to masturbate. That’s an expensive wank but like he said it’s way more efficient.

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