LL Cool J Broke Burgular’s Nose, Ribs & Jaw During This Week’s Detainment

    LL Cool J thawrted a robbery after an intruder broke into his home last night.

    According to TMZ, the suspect entered his Los Angeles, California residence at 2 a.m. LL, who was in the home at the time, heard some commotion coming from downstairs and decided to check it out.

    The burglar tripped the alarm system, altering the cops, but LL took matters into his own hands by engaging in a brawl. LL detained the intruder until the LAPD arrived a few minutes later to arrest him.

    The intruder will be charged with burglarly and ended up with a few bruises, while LL remained unscathed.

    (August 22)

    UPDATE: Additional reporting by CNN has revealed that LL Cool J did more than just bruise his home invader. The longtime Def Jam Records superstar and actor allegedly broke burgular Jonathan Kirby’s nose, ribs and jaw while detaining him. Kirby has been convicted of previous crimes, including involuntary manslaughter, and is reportedly awaiting a $1.1 million bail.

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    178 thoughts on “LL Cool J Broke Burgular’s Nose, Ribs & Jaw During This Week’s Detainment

    1. LL = my nigga

      dude writes some love songs but when it comes to shut some mothfuckas down he is going IN !

    2. Just more proof that all the geeky little canibus fans online who talk shit about this nigga online wouldn’t want nothing from him in real life.

      1. Really? You are bring up a decade old beef and because LL detained an intruder, that makes him a super thug with MMA-like skills? You didn’t even SEE the intruder…could have been a dude smaller than Canibus. You need to let that go fam and stop tip riding because LL detained some crackhead…

      2. relax JMG people like having fun on comments aint my fault you prob a 60+ yr old still on hip-hop sites.

    3. “Don’t call it a comeback I been here for years Rockin my peers and puttin a Burglar in fear” lmao “Mama Said Knock you out” sorry I had to add my twist to the Hip Hop Classic good job LL.

    4. First Jamie Foxx now the burgular. LL got hands lol. LL has boxing training so he is the wrong person to run up on.

    5. See this is one tough motherfucker, Canibus might own him in a freestyle competition, but in a boxing ring, LL would tear him apart.

    6. it was Canibus…he tried to steal LL’s mic from his arm…or he wanted to steal LL’s rhymes NOTEBOOK

    7. somebody in the house and you have no clue but take him down anyway…yea id say ll is about his biz for sure.

    8. “but LL took matters into his own hands by engaging in a brawl”

      If the intruder had a gun, LL would be dead now, so most times, confrontations aren’t worth it. He has plenty of money to replace whatever would have been stolen.

      1. So if that was you your saying you would just hide in a closet and let someone rummage through your possesions????

    9. “Took a muscle bound man and put his face in the sand”? Let me find it was Canibus. still heated at LL for that bullshit him and clef did to his career.

    10. 50 Cent – Don’t do it. Not only is he strong enough to rip your head off with his hands, the dude’s been shot like 80 times and keeps moving. He’s like a Terminator. Do you really want to piss off the T-1000? Unless it’s skinny 50 Cent, or as I call him — 5 Cents. When he’s wasted himself away like a holocaust victim to prepare for a role (which seems like going to an extreme since no one sees his movies), that’s when you can strike and take him for everything he’s got. He’d be far too weak to chase after you. But do the guy a favor and leave a sandwich or two behind for him when you leave. And lock up on your way out.

      Flava Flav – Go for it. You probably won’t get too much bling, but if you really are in the market for a new clock necklace, he’s your guy.

      Big Lurch – I admittedly have never heard any of his music. And he’s currently serving a life sentence in prison, so his house is up for anyone. However, he’s in prison for killing a woman and then ripping open her chest and eating some of her organs. So…let’s just say this is a guy you don’t want to piss off whether or not he’s behind bars. Play it safe on this one, guy.

      Ice Cube – Go for it. Cube may have been a badass when he was singing about killing cops with NWA back in the early nineties, but he spends most of his time now producing family-friendly movies and TV shows.

      Tupac Hologram – Don’t do it. The Notorious B.I.G. was killed in retaliation for 2Pac’s murder. So I think you should avoid pissing off Tupac, even if it is just a hologram, it still would probably spell bad news for you.

      Bow Wow – Go for it. This guy’s no guard dog. And his name used to have ‘Lil’ in front of it. All bark and no bite.

      R Kelly – Don’t do it. He probably won’t hold you down and beat the crap out of you if he catches you, he’ll most likely hold you down and pee on you instead.

      TI – Don’t do it. This guy likes packing heat so much that even when he gets arrested for gun possession, he can’t seem to stop carrying. So whether or not he’s on parole, chances are he’s going to be a little gun happy if he catches someone robbing his house. And chances are the only thing of worth you’ll find at his pad is probably his massive gun collection.

      Will Smith – Go for it. He just seems so nice that the worst thing Will Smith could do if he caught you in his crib was to sit you down and play you some of his music.

      1. Hilarious reply but I do have to object with two people:

        Ice Cube: In no way shape or form should we ever make the mistake of looking at someones hustle and assume its reflective of them inside their 4 walls at home. Oshea Jackson has a lot more to protect than before and has always kept a place in South Central. I can guarantee he’s strapped to the fullest.

        Will Smith: i know people are probably going to assume that he would be the easiest guy to run up on but trust me this guy is good with his hands. Remember that the Ali movie was real boxing footage….think about that. he was real nice with his hands in that flick and should have won an oscar (another subject). And if you do need further proof look up the footage of him doing MMA training. Just like Kevin Hart said, those are the most dangerous guys because they dont wear a sign that says I personally know 5-6 ways to permanently alter the way you walk or breathe for the remainder of your life! And remember that the cleanest guys often have to most weapons on hand in their house. Who’s gonna turn them down?

    11. “So if that was you your saying you would just hide in a closet and let someone rummage through your possesions????”

      Who said anything about hiding? Would you step up and get killed over a flat screen, or over some money? Be my guest.

      1. It’s deeper than a flat screen television. Some dude came into the man’s house uninvited. LL took care of business like a man protecting his home and family. I guess cowards would not understand that concept.

    12. U SCARED

      WALKING UP TO A ROBBER IN UR HOUSE SAYING “GO AHEAD AND TAKE WHAT U WANT”

      GETTING A GOOD LOOK AT THEIR FACE, BASICALLY TELLING THEM U GOT MORE THAN WHAT THEY C

      THAT’S WHEN U GET YO’SELF KILLED DUMMY

    13. if that had been some new school rapper they woulda just given the intruder their stuff and still be killed or beat up.

    14. Hey the intruder leaves with broken jaw, broken nose. The man’s family safe !! All in a days work. Can’t get any better than that.

    15. bitchass nigga got broke off.in the words of denzel on training day “you shouldve shot’em but i guess a good ass whoopin is better then taken a life u.momma said knock u out

    16. it was like: “LL,What U gonna do to your competition”,”Imma Shut em Down” lol I guess people gonna buy now his Platinum Workout

      1. yeah total publicity stunt. he probably paid that guy to break into his house and let LL beat his ass. idiot.

    17. Say what you will , I know Jammie Fox no better, and his homie that got knocked out on Any Given Sunday lol .

    18. RESPECT
      MOST OF THESE SO CALLED GANGSTA RAPPERS WOULD HAVE HID UNDER THEIR BEDS AND PHONED THE POLICE BUT NOT LL

    19. It was canibus, he was looking for summin to take to the pawn shop and feed himself, poor lil alien lookin dude

    20. 4,3,2,1
      Now let’s get back to this mic on my arm
      If it ever left my side it’d transform into a time bomb
      You don’t wanna borrow that, you wanna idolize
      And you don’t wanna make me mad nigga you wanna socalize

      1. You deserve a response on that one fam, that song IS FILTHY and as some of Hip Hops best ever blessin’ that track…..

    21. Most of these fake thug ass rappers would have helpded the burglar move their stuff out of the house. Hell, Rick Ross would have made the dude a snack.

      1. These niggas can have shit, these can takemy shit, these niggas can have my shit, these hoes can take my shit

      1. There’s still a few months left but you’ve got the ‘stupidest fucking comment of the year’ award at this point

      2. its actually not that stupid of a comment – if LL Cool J has training in Karate or Ju Jitsu then his seemingly unilateral fight against this guy would be considered extremely excessive force. the fact that the guys got a long rap sheet means he won’t bother, but if it was just a burgerly, or a B&E, even though he’s violating the law if LL beat the shit outta him when he was defenseless he would have a cause of action

      3. So you’re telling me that if someone shoots and kills a burglar in some states it’s considered justified, but if someone breaks into your house and you give them an old fashion ass whooping it’s ground for the burglar to sue? LL didn’t know what the guy was capable of. He could of been some enraged lunatic that was on some devilish mission.

        What LL did was right. Especially if you have a gate in front of your house, and it’s 2 in the morning.

      4. lawguy needs some serious law school… nevermind that some fuckin common sense, DEFENSELESS DON’T GOD DAMN MATTER when you broke into a nigga’s home

        LL could’ve rendered the nigga paraplegic for all I care, still got what’s comin to him

      5. If LL got sued for this, that would be retarded. I actually heard of a burglar who broke into someone’s home got injured while inside and actually sued the homeowners though, smh justice doesn’t really exist anymore.

    22. LOL LL fucked his ass up got damn..ribs nose and jaw? Sounds like L had a little fun whoopin his ass instead of just hemmin him up til the pigs got there

      1. You wouldn’t do the same? Dude could have potentially caused harm to L’s family. F that, I’d do the same damn thing. Dude broke into L’s crib! Don’t you get it?

    23. The burglar is lucky, if the dude would have broken into my house, he would have had a few buck shots chasing him to hell.The 12 Gauge is always a great home protector.

      1. I agree I got pistol grip pump at the crib and a bullet proof vest. I put my vest on with the pump its over.

      2. Hell no only gun I got is my goddamn foot if a nigga comes by he’ll feel the wrath of my madness in his anus

    24. “Some dude came into the man’s house uninvited. LL took care of business like a man protecting his home and family”

      You do realize that 99-100 times it doesn’t go down that way? If these would have been home invaders, LL would have been dead, and all of you cyber tough guy wanna be’s would be blasting him for being so stupid. It’s one thing to protect your family, and while material possessions mean something, it’s not worth your life.

      1. well you must be a coward because what I look like hiding in my closet in my own home. Especially if your family is in the home. Your job as a man is to protect your family and if that means you will lose your life so be it. Damn you youngstas are some cowards.

      2. Translation: I would stupidly attack armed intruders and get killed, so my family (who will most certainly be murdered right after me) can know I’m not a coward for all of twenty seconds.

      3. his daughter was in the house…are you kidding? its also easy to see if a persons unarmed..and if they aren’t brandishing and you can rush them and obviously beat the fuck out of them then why not get the job done ensuring your families safety? this is one of the many reasons i advocate gun ownership is so that when this kind of shit happens the bad guy dies and the innocent have proper means of self defense.

      4. Coward. A real man, rich or poor, guards his family first. Not hide in the closet. Burglars don’t expect people to fight back. And where did you get your “official” stats from anyway? LMAO

    25. man that was over he could killed that man on those steroids.

      all these people that have this abundance of wealth if the shit ever hit the fan dont be shock of people come to take what you , got.

    26. Imagine if it was Wayne or Drake? They’d be like, “dude, cmon man. we can work this out.. just, just, d-dont kill me” *tears*

    27. Did no one notice that “burglar” was spelled wrong in the headline? That’s the 4th blatant typo I’ve found on hiphopdx this week, and no readers or contributors seem to be aware of them. Ya’ll need to step your game up, cuz if we can’t even spell how are we supposed to progress?

      1. It isn’t, but we’re speaking English. He spelt it wrong again in the update, meaning a professional writer can’t spell a two syllable word. Kinda pathetic. It’s like if a rapper straight up didn’t know how to pronounce a word – you’d be on that shit so hard.

      2. Hey voice of reason- thought it was funny that you brought attention to the misspelled word but yet I noticed it your post you said ” He spelt it wrong again in the update” lol what the hell is spelt? it’s spelled, just saying lol

    28. LMMFAO

      EVEN THEY CALLING U A COWARD

      U TRYING SOOOOO HARD TO B RIGHT

      TELLING MUFCUKAS LL IS WRONG EVEN WHEN HIS FAMILY SAFE & SOUND

      I’M TALKING 2 U FCUKBOI

    29. Tonight when someone breaks into your parents house, do me a favor. Try and lay a beating on the guy like LL did. Problem is, you don’t eat steroids for breakfast, and the only security alarm system you can afford is a whistle.

      1. if this was someone white doin the ass whoopin, they’d be like “yea, he shouldve shot his dumb ass, etc.”

    30. Who gives a shit…
      So what guy gets knocked out for breaking in Cool J house…
      Only reason it is a big deal cause he is a celeb…
      I guess if dude pulled out a gun LL’s brain would have been on the floor then what?.

    31. Who wouldn’t beat somebody’s a** that was trying to break in their home, esp. if you have a wife and kids. At least he did it the respectable way and got into a brawl and not a shootout.

    32. only black people like ll cool j can do something this retarded and start a fight for no reason. why dont these monkeys go back to the zoo. all the black people do is cause troubl.e

      1. jj,

        you are just an ignorant piece of shit, a black man need to come beat the shit out of you….you fucking waste of space….your moma should have aborted your ass…..

      2. i’m white and find you a retarded ass its ignorant people like u that need to removed from this country go back to europe and be happy

    33. seriously tho I’m white as fuck but i mean if some fucking faggpt tried to break into my house and i was home id do the same thing as LL and beat the fuck out of the pussy, i mean out of all people to try and jack LL is the last person id want to fuck with he’s huge thug or not he can knock a mother fucker out, good on the guy i would have done the same thing it just pribaly wouldn’t have been as effective as the kid

    34. too bad he didn’t have a gun and just kill the guy…don’t know what the laws are in his area but the majority of this country allows you to kill intruders without possibility of being prosecuted and i think anybody breaking into another persons home should definitely die.

    35. Good to know he destroyed that nigga without resorting to guns, any other nigga would have pulled a nine and end up shooting himself.

      1. The fuck?!?! What the fuck you saying bitch?! You think this is publicity stunt? Hoo the fuck would pay a nigga to get beat down and go to jail for 38 years??? HUH NIGGA??? Answer me!!!

    36. I am so happy to be white…..
      Wanna know why cause i got nothing to complain about lol.
      I don’t got blame history and society for my success even I was not successful

      1. Glad to be black, glad to be the first race in history, glad to be the originator of society, glad to not be genetically recessive, glad to have a normal size pennis

      2. i’m white and find you a retarded ass its ignorant people like u that need to removed from this country go back to europe and be happy

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