Drake has created a monster.
When fans can invest great personal interest in one’s physical appearance that actually rivals the existence of new music, there is no doubt that one has fully arrived.
That’s the dilemma the Views author has found himself in. His fans care; maybe a little too much.
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Ahead of his SNL appearance tomorrow, May 14, Drizz debuted a babyfaced look on Instagram to plug his expected viral performance.
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Seeing that pictures are often considered a thousand words, many opted to completely ignore the part about his facial hair returning in a couple of weeks and come up with some hilarious faux concern.
Drake cut his beard. He is no longer "Champagne Papi". He is now "Four Loko Man"… Bye
— LilOozieSquirt (@NaturalBadAssss) May 13, 2016
Drake shaved his beard and now he's back to looking like Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast. Sir… ?? pic.twitter.com/740fmgqmlN
— Awesomely Luvvie (@Luvvie) May 13, 2016
the beard better hurry up and grow back. i wanna see it on your face before the day is over. I ain't playin @drakepic.twitter.com/nNMdVEth5n
— c. (@aubreysoctober) May 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/juuulzsantana/status/731151841027710978
Me trying to like Drake without his beard pic.twitter.com/prF3MZ0v7o
— rhenna (@badgalrivers) May 13, 2016
Drake must be playing a 12 year old on #SNL. Only valid reason to shave off a beard. And he should've rejected that character TBQH.
— ☔️ April ☔️ (@ReignOfApril) May 13, 2016
DRAKE SHAVED HIS BEARD OFF. NOOOOooooO. He went from Champagne Papi to "Wheres my hug?" pic.twitter.com/pdeOeXSct6
— Kiraq (@OMGLove_) May 13, 2016
Drake sans beard was the wakeup call i needed. let me drink some lemonade, focus on my life, and achieve greatness. amen.
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) May 13, 2016
Meanwhile the guys also had jokes for days.
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https://twitter.com/TheDarkusKnight/status/731146586890379264
drake's beard was a national monument. treat it as such.
"minuscule" smh https://t.co/hw4q86lvkb— The Black DaVinci (@meechonmars) May 13, 2016
Fellas I hope y'all seeing how fast these women turning on Drake since he cut his beard off. They don't really like you for you.
— Kar L. Stine (@karyewest) May 13, 2016
It'll be okay. Drake's beard will grow back in no time and he'll get back to having y'all reminisce on a relationship you never had.
— Rich (@Richie_l0c0) May 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/justismartinez/status/727514741065707521
MEN upset Drake cut his beard?? pic.twitter.com/uDkUGonp4M
— Wild Wild Seth (@SpikeReed) May 13, 2016
Drake has a couple of SNL wins under his belt; having held the down the dual honor of hosting and being the musical guest in January 2014 after making his skit debut in October 2011.
