Diddy To Co-Executive Produce Rick Ross’ “Mastermind”

    Diddy is set to be a co-executive producer of Rick Ross’ Mastermind, the rapper’s sixth album which is slated to be released March 4 on Maybach Music Group / Def Jam Recordings.

    Diddy has produced several albums, including executive producer credits on The Notorious B.I.G.’s Ready to Die and Life After Death, among others. He’s also produced for several artists, including Jay Z, Beyonce and Mariah Carey. 

    “Diddy is one of the greatest producers of all time and someone I respect,” Ross says in a press release. “He has a proven track record of not only creating hit records but also classic albums. It just made sense for me to have him be a part of this process.” 

    Diddy said the process was one that required assistance from several people.

    “It’s a team effort,” Diddy says in a press release. “Ross, [DJ] Khaled, Gucci Pucci and I are like a family. The goal for Mastermind was to create a classic album. Once we put all our superpowers together we knew there was nothing stopping us from accomplishing our goal.” 

    Mastermind is Ross’ follow-up to God Forgives, I Don’t, a project that was released in 2012. God Forgives, I Don’t earned a 4 out of 5 X rating on HipHopDX at the time of its release. 

    RELATED: Rick Ross “Mastermind” Release Date, Standard & Deluxe Cover Art

    439 thoughts on “Diddy To Co-Executive Produce Rick Ross’ “Mastermind”

    1. Im from southern California and I dont know ANYBODY who fucks with Ross, like really. Aint nobody out here checking for him…ever. Nobody ever asks me if I heard that new Ross joint, or if I even fuck with Ross…you dont. Then every now and then they’ll play a Ross joint at a club in Vegas or Hollywood, and, no lie, you’ll see like one person and one person only in the whole venue/club dancing…and all funny to it….aint nobody out here checking for him…him and his team got the media on their payroll to keep his face and name around so dumb lil kids think THATS whats poppin…but no, fuck Ross. He’s wack. He sucks. He….sucks, period!

      1. Well, I guess you live in the wrong part of Cali, because they bump Ricky Ross the Boss HEAVY in the streets of Filmore area of San Francisco. Way more than The Jacka, E40, or any of these stale, corny rappers from the Bay Area. You can’t wake up in the morning & read the newspaper without some Chevy trunk rattling with Rozay’s music bumping heavy.

      2. Bahahahahaha that’s funny coming from an anonymous fuck boy like yourself. Ross bout to drop another classic for the streets and the burbs, so get ready. it’s about to be a hot ass spring once this hits the stores. WHOOOP!

      3. Red Teletubbie:
        Why don’t you break it down for us Sherlock cause I’m not seein it

        Postedthe future!

        .^ the names of the cities.

    2. 2Pac’s crack, 2Pac’s crack
      Theres all these C.O. niccas searching 2Pac’s crack
      Rubber gloves on me, you can picture that colon
      With my brand new cuffs, know them wrists gon be swollen
      Guarding on Death Row, Hookers having my baby
      But I’m eating my chicken I need a new bowl of gravy
      They searching 2pac’s crack, 2pac’s crack
      There’s all these C.O. rappers spreading 2pac’s crack

    3. March 4 is coming up fast Boss. There’s still time to call Drake and Wayne cause Jeezy cant save this project and that DIAL with Jigga ain’t doing so hot.

      1. @don..life after death was not the greatest hiphop album..that ridiculous to say..epmd had 3 albums that were better than biggie 2nd album..BDP’s Criminal Minded is the best album ever..smh at youngstas

    4. Rick Ross is the next Biggie Small. Many of his lyrics are very complex, and the song structures are just breathtaking, in my opinion. Diddy created the original Biggie as well. So I trust in his opinion. swag

    5. Diddy is a snake. Theres a story on SOHH about how he went to a bar during the Superbowl and didn’t even leave his waitress a tip!

      How you worth half a billion dollars but don’t got $40 to put down after saying the service was “A-OK”???

      1. “Diddy and his entourage rang up a $200 tab at a NYC bar during the Super Bowl … then STIFFED their waitress on the tip … according to the bar which is now publicly shaming the multi-millionaire.

        Employees say on Sunday Sean Combs and his friends were at The Bar located in the Dream Hotel … and when the bar manager asked Diddy if he was receiving good service … Diddy said everything was A-ok.

        But when it came time to pay … staffers say Diddy left a giant goose egg for gratuity.

        Now The Bar is calling him out … ridiculing him on its Facebook page — “Although [Diddy’s] Net worth is in the millions, he felt it necessary to stiff a hard working young girl for $40 bucks. What a gentleman….!!!”

      2. I hate shit like this when people blame the superstar when it’s an entourage of people, why not blame the assistants?

    6. Where I live, almost everyone in town bumps to rozay. The only exceptions are the few that keep bumping 50 every damn day. It’s different on this site, however, where the majority are 50 cent fans.

      1. No one was even talking about 50 Cent besides you. Besides, this entire comment, “Where I live, almost everyone in town bumps to rozay. The only exceptions are the few that keep bumping 50 every damn day. It’s different on this site, however, where the majority are 50 cent fans.” is all a lie you made up in your head.

    7. Fuck Officer Ricky. How come atlantic and def jam allows him to put albums out while we at gunit can’t get a thing out? Rick beats us at sales all the time.

      1. “How come atlantic and def jam allows him to put albums out while we at gunit can’t get a thing out?”

        No G-Unit or 50 fan would ever write some shit like this.

        It’s so funny how Ross fans gotta bring up 50 on every single story just to generate comments

      2. It’s even funnier how you manage to ride this guy’s nuts despite him not even able to get an album out. Wasn’t Animal Ambition suppose to come out last month?

      1. lets say the budget is 3 million:

        300,000 copies at $10.00 = 3 million.

        Of course that math is very simplified because you have to factor in ITunes, Deluxe Editions, and I didn’t account for singles sales but there are other factors on the back end also.

      2. He will sell 500,000 at least and go gold. He will then profit and then add tour sales. He splits the 5 million with the stores and keeps the rest.

      3. He wont go Gold, the climate right now wont allow that, he wont get no 5 million either, rappers dont make any real money of record sales they make money with touring, endorsements, merchandising and publishing. Rozay booking is still 85-100K.

      4. i find that super hard to believe because hes only doing small theater shows that hold 3000 people and none of them are selling out.

      5. Small theater shows? That was a promo tour with a live band.

        Do you know how much a venue like Club Marquee made booking Ross? Forget the money you make at the door, the real money is in the fuckin bottles! Man you guaranteed at least two pro or semi pro athletes and 20 ballers and everybody trying to out floss the next nigga and turn the VIP out. 100 racks aint shit if you got bottles and VIPs.

        Go to Pretty Polly and see where his booking is at, it might be lower than what I said but not by much.

    8. On the surface you may view Diddy as just some dancing relic buffoon set-hopping his way through another era of HipHop but quiet as kept Diddy is the Smokey Robinson of HipHop.

      …before you consider that comparison blasphemous let me elaborate: Smokey is mainly known for his mega-hits and that’s it but most folks don’t know that he has a production catalog over 200 songs deep credited and non-credited.

      Diddys sound owned the 90’s as far as Black music is concerned and he has certified classics under his belt, timeless music.

      Beneath the cartoonish liquor merchant is the producer that gave us the last great JayZ album
      “American Gangster” which is a near classic to me and a classic to others.

      So if you think Diddy is an odd choice as an exec-producer just go through the Bad Boy catalog, (and I’m not taking anything away from Stevie & the Hitmen).

      1. “On the surface you may view Diddy as just some dancing relic” buffoon set-hopping his way through another era of HipHop

        Lol that is how you troll/post some funny shit people

      1. Bieber been having a lot of trouble with the law lately including an arrest in MIAMI so it’s only right that he makes friends with Officer Bitch Tits to maybe make his life a little easier and problems with the law in Miami go away.

    9. Look at that picture on the side of this page you haters. My nigga Rozay is chillin with shirtless teenage boys in da club while you fags sit here and get your hate on. Bieber x Rozay 2014 running this rap shit.

    10. “Fuck Officer Ricky. How come atlantic and def jam allows him to put albums out while we at gunit can’t get a thing out? Rick beats us at sales all the time.”

      Ladies and gentlemen this is a very complex version of trolling above, this is actually a G Unit fan pretending to be an MMG fan pretending to be a G Unit fan.

      The last sentence was too overly obvious and just lazy.

    11. At least Mastermind got a release date and cover art. 50 Cent’s album is shelved once more time again…

      but who cares at this point? at the end of the day Rick Ross IS the better rapper! and he has 3 classics under his belt. just saying. swag

      1. Teflon Don is considered by some a classic and some consider DTR a classic but I don’t think Trilla, POM or GFID are classics in my opinion….some might call Trilla a near classic.

      1. If Ross didnt have haters he might not have a career, some people fucks with Ross extra just to troll the shit out of haters.

      2. Do you know how pathetic that sounds? O are you talkin about that alleged 40 year old groupie guy with the long fingernails who takes selfies in his car?

      3. I wasnt talking about guys, their ages, selfies, or fingernails I was talking about the article or artist. Why dont you go to a dating site if you want to talk about that type of stuff?

    12. Rozay promotion to sales ratio is the industry equivalent of a dude that gets the fliest ride to the prom, with a dope ass hotel room and spends the school year talking about how much unverified pussy he gets, but never gets laid on prom night. As it turns out it was some other dude getting all that pussy and he stole the stories.

      1. warner bros tried to send him out on an arena tour based off internet hype and then it ended up doing club numbers. the whole tour flopped and they had to cancel the rest of it. couldnt even sell out the dade county show.

      2. He just bought a 21 room Mansion for 10Million. Ross sales to money ratio is like a guy with a lemonade stand selling cups of lemonade for $100 a cup.

      3. 21 room mansion? LOL i thought it was 109 rooms

        and if holyfield couldnt keep it ross wont be able to either.

      4. That wasn’t lemonade, IT WAS PEE BABY! and ya’ll dumbasses bouught that shit. This nigga’s all icing and no cake b.

    13. AFTER YET AGAIN SEVERAL FAILED SOLO SINGLES[HOLD ME BACK,BOX CHEVY AND NO GAMES] GENERATED NO BUZZ….TURNED TO LADY GAGA…NO BUZZ GENERATED….TURNED TO JAYZ..TINY BUZZ THAT DIED 1WK LATER….ALL FREESTYLES WERE AVERAGE…..AND NOW TURNS TO JEEZY…….YEP THE BOSS RUNNING THE GAME.
      NO SOLD OUT SHOWS..BARELY FILLING SMALL VENUES HE PERFORMS AT……CREWS GONE STALE…..WOW

    14. Whatever you Rick Ross groupies say about 50 don’t take away from the fact that he’s falling off too, and haven’t accomplished anything near what 50 accomplished before falling off, in fact what you witnessed from RR was an illusion plain and simple from the stolen name to hits that were allergic to soundscan. All ya’ll bought was his bs but no albums.

    15. BREADS

      * Biscuit (This is the Life: Started with a biscuit now I got a loaf/ Hoes wanna slice I wann tell her no/ But I cant I get a rush blowin dough)
      * Bread (All the Money in the World: Bust his ass his whole life, just want to break bread with him)
      * Dough (Fountain of Youth: From the churches I rose, only loving the dough)
      * Loaf (Mafia Music 2: My last loaf was gift wrapped by Castro)
      * Toast (Told Yall (Trina song): East to west coast Im the best wit toast)

      BREAKFAST

      * Capn Crunch (Deeper Than Rap: Shotty all in the kitchen, heard over a bowl of cereal/ This deeper than rap/ I guess a box of Capn Crunch get you deeper than that)
      * Pancakes (Heavy Artillery (Game song): My shit pancakes, my shit three wheels)
      * Trix (BET MMG Cypher: Now my watch fruity colors like Trix in a box)
      * Turkey Bacon (Sixteen: Waking up to turkey bacon and my thick queen)

      CARBS

      * Rice (On Top of the World: I put it on my life/ Chickens put me in position to donate the rice)
      * Rice (White Sand Pt. II: Got cooked up, scrape right from out the bottom of that rice pan)
      * Spaghetti (Molasses (Raekwon song): Sparkin purple once a nigga done spaghetti slurpin)
      * Spaghetti (Summers Mine: You niggas is petty, you niggas spaghetti)
      * SpaghettiOs (The World Is Ours: Im just making ends meet with this plate of food/ Went from SpaghettiOs to a new set of Vogues)
      * SpaghettiOs (Usual Suspects: Feed the fam boy, I put that on these canned goods/ As my fetti grow, fuck her, feed her SpaghettiOs)

      CHEESE/DAIRY

      * Blue cheese (Mafia Music: Trunk full of white, car smell like blue cheese)
      * Butter (Cross That Line: Cant cut it stay choppin through the butter nigga)
      * Cheddar (Here I Am: More better, more cheddar)
      * Cheese (Colors (Sean Kingston song): Gettin cheese out a rat trap like I’m that close)
      * Cheese (MMG Untouchable: A nigga cheese dripping, I like my nachos hot)
      * Chocolate milk (Im Only Human: He never knew chocolate milk make you fart real bad)
      * Yogurt (White Sand Pt. II: First time I whipped it, that shit looked like some yogurt)

      CHIPS

      * Chips (I Swear to God: Salty, we the only niggas eating chips)
      * Chips (Beat Build (T-Pain song): Sweet tea mob, We up to no good/ I bought the ice cream, I bought the hot sasha/ I bought potato chips, but now its Red Lobster) *Note, cross reference with sweets, dairy, general meals

      CONDIMENTS

      * Grey Poupon (Im Ballin (J Money song): Own restaurants, croissants, my Grey Poupons)
      * Mayo (Im So Hood (DJ Khaled song): Mo money, mo mayo, the yayo in millions I made em)
      * Sauce (Lights Get Low (Freeway song): Maybach thats my flying sauce)

      DRINKS

      * Champagne (Boss: Pour that Champagne, boss)
      * Champagne (Amsterdam: Crack game, Champagne, kilos on the stock exchange)
      * Champagne (Hard in the Paint Freestyle: Im rolling up the purple and Im sippin pink/ Champagne drown a bitch til she gotta pee)
      * Ciroc (Even Deeper: Ciroc in my margarita in Mexico)
      * Ciroc (MMG Untouchable: Panamera parade, sippin Ciroc lemonade)
      * Cointreau (All I Have in This World: Sippin on that Remy outside of the club)
      * Coca -Cola (Perfectionist (MMG song): Coca-Cola minx, canary yellow stones)
      * Dom Perignon (Mafia Music 2: Im the don inshallah, now pour me my Dom)
      * Mot (Mafia Music: Celebratin wealth, pourin Mot in her hair)
      * Mojitos (I Swear to God: Or Colombians, sipping mojitos with leaves, nigga)
      * Purple (Hold Me Back: Then I start sippin purple, got my shit screwed)
      * Ros (Ashton Martin Music: A lot fo quiet time pink bottles of ros/ I dont drink every bottle I own. I be agin shit)
      * 7Up/Coca-Cola (Maybach Music III: Imma 7Up, and needa Coca-Cola loan)
      * Tea (On Top of the World: I watch em snort a powder all while Im chillin sippin tea/ Lemons and honey, millions and money)
      * Soda (Bag of Money: Its just my soda mixed with brown)
      * Syrup (Last Breath: Still sippin that syrup, might front you a block)
      * Vodka/Rum (Anything to Find You: I feel for you, vodka, rum on my arm)
      * Wine (Mafia Music remix: Cracking rabs at the tables, count the cash, crack the wine)

      EATERIES

      * Chick-fil-A (Magic: Them bricks be jumping fast/ Call me a Chick-fil-A)
      * Chuck E. Cheese (Mafia Music 2: If she fucking me she lucky just to get some Chuck E. Cheese)
      * Crustaceans (Finest Hour (Jay Rocks song): When Im in L.A. we meet at Crustaceans)
      * Krispy Kreme (Now That Im Paid: Parked the Chevy in that thing, glaze like Kris Kreme)
      * Popeyes (Billionaire: Its all the same gang, posted up in front of Popeyes in the Maybach, nigga)
      * Prime 112 (Comfortable Freestyle: Big belly mon still eatin this shit dont stop/ that Prime 112 its a delicacy)
      * Publix (Bricks: My attitude is Fuck it, house big as Publix)
      * Red Lobster (O Lets Do It Remix (Waka Flocka song): Took my bitch to Red Lobster, I caint feed no friends, ho!)
      * Wingstop (MC Hammer: She thinking Phillipes, Im thinking Wingstop/ Fiending lemon pepper, I got my thing cocked)
      * Wingstop (Trap Boomin (Gucci Mane song): When I hit a lick it I bought a Wingstop (twenty of em)/ I sprinkle lemon pepper in that re-up)
      * Wingstop (Do Sumthing Strange (Ludacris song): She super sexy so I treat her to my Wingstop)

      FRUIT

      * Bananas (Bananas)
      * Banana (High Definition: When they talkin slick I double back with that banana)
      * Berries (Made Men: Wiz Khalifa papers smoking my favorite berries)
      * Cantaloupe (100 Keys: The game a bitch, but at times she sweet like cantaloupe)
      * Grapes (Prayer: One, the grapes on the plate/ Two, the tags on the feet)
      * Key limes (Cigar Music (I Do It): As I recline cut em like key lime/ We both came now its right back to the tea time/ I wanna soda with no vogo and no cheap wine)
      * Peach (This Me: When the beefs over might see the peach rover/ We eats but we try to reach each quota/ No soda Rolls roller one on her)
      * Peaches (Blood Money (DJ Khaled song) Far from peaches and cream/ Niggas deceased on the scene)
      * Pineapples (Diced Pineapples)
      * Pineapple (Heavy Artillery: I pull up at the light, pineapple in your car)
      * Strawberry (Mirrors Remix: Strawberry swisher sweets with my Aston)
      * Watermelons (911: I remember picking watermelons)

      GRAVY

      *Gravy (Im Just Doing My Thing: Making sure my lil misses out here living gravy)

      LEGUMES

      * Beans (Way Mo: Rollin on two beans in them new blue jeans)
      * PB&J (Pandemonium: No more peanut butter sandwiches/ Now we looking at loaves)
      * Peanuts (Brand New: (Yung Joc song): Air train and peanuts, its time to slide ho)

      RED MEAT

      * Beef (Mafia Music: That boy get salad, beef bowel movements/ Beef Ill make you dinner, take a seat so we could eat/ A Farrakhan aura, pause on the pork/ You eat from the bowl, while your dog need a fork)
      * Pork (By Any Means (Wale Song): Pork on the fork, white in the pot)
      * Steak (Gunplay: Im a boss Champagne with the steak/ pink Rosay Jason, ace by the cake)
      * Steak (Hold Me Back: Everything whipped well, Im eatin steak, no more soup)
      * Steaks (Southern Gangsta (Ludacris song): I used to serve shake, now I serve steaks)
      * Whopper (Choppa Choppa Down (French Montana song): I call my chopper my whopper/ you get it just like you want it)

      POULTRY

      * Chickens (Hustlin: I feed em steroids to strengthen up all my chickens)
      * Chicken (King of Diamonds: Pop a chicken in that grease and make one into two)
      * Chicken Wings (I Love My Bitches: 50 cash in the Louis for the chicken wings)

      SEAFOOD

      * Assorted crustaceans (Maybach Music: And the muscle be that muzzle, when I stuff it in your grill/ Stuffed shells thanks to crack, I crack / Crab and lobsters, not al all mobsters)
      * Caviar (BMF: Blunt tip, orange like caviar)
      * Crab legs (New Bugatti: Order crab legs with the heavy butter)
      * Crab meats (Mafia Music: Now Im in the suites and Im eatin crab meats)
      * Fish (Yacht Club: Im into fine fish with a slight lime twist/ Veggies on the side of course, kush appetizers)
      * Lobster bisque (I Love My Bitches: Am I really just a narcissist/ Cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque?)
      * Lobster salad (Down in Tha Dirty (Ludacris song): Pimp, ask Khaled, lobster salad)
      * Lobster tails (Hit U From the Back: Flippin chickens for the sushi/ Look at me I cook for her/ Then I make her cook for me/ She make me cooker her lobster tails/ I maker her go and cook a key/ Excellent pimp salty the shrimp)
      * Shrimp (Mafia Music 2: Now its mo shrimp, nigga order more shrimp)
      * Yellow tail/ red snapper (Fire Hazard: Time to feed all my niggas this Columbian fish/ Yellow tail, red snapper, wood chopper, gold yacht master)

      SEASONINGS

      * Lemon pepper (King of Diamonds: Take your bitch to get lemon pepper in a new Lotus)
      * Salt and pepper (Boss: Sprinkle soft cause Im the pepper and the salt)
      * Salt and pepper (Push It Remix: Cause in 95 I used to push it like salt n pepper/ Graduated to baking soda)
      * Sofrito (Harsh (Styles P Song): Link with Dominicanos, straight to sofrito)

      SWEETS

      * Butterscotch (On Top of the World: Burnin butter got it smellin like its butterscotch)
      * Cake (If I Die Today (Lil Wayne song): Aint it funny, mama, only son be baking cakes)
      * Cake (In Cold Blood: Make a lil cake, haters wanna envy)
      * Cake (Yella Diamonds: Im whippin cake up like Im Jacob, nigga)
      * Candy (For Da Low: Candy all in da paint, rims deep in da dirt/ Gotta car full of work, nigga pockets full of herb/ Choppa on da front seat, sucka if you want beef)
      * Caramel (Albert Pujols: Talking caramel with them asses like the strippers)
      * Carrot cake (Im a Boss Remix (Meek Mill Song): When the work clean, cut it like its carrot cake)
      * Cheesecake (Amsterdam: Slice of cheesecake before my niggas all decease)
      * Cheesecake (Comfortable Freestyle: Aventura Mall top it off wit cheesecake/ Sweet lemonade help a nigga ventilate)
      * Cheesecake (Im a G: Need cheesecake like Fredrick)
      * Cream (Mirrors Remix: Now I deal with big cream theme Maybach)
      * Cream (Mafia Music remix: My Coretta Scott-King in the tub full of cream/ Pink Champagne seem to take away the pain)
      * Doughnut (Shawt Bus Reloaded: I just found a doughnut under my breast/ Imma tell you something and dont think that Im weird/ I eat leftover food that gets stuck in my beard/ Powdered doughnuts, leftover chili/ Sit in the back of the bus and make it pop a wheelie)
      * Marshmallows (Get Away: No marshmallows, we let the dro burn)
      * Pie (Im Not a Star: I got a bake sale, bitch its 30 for the pie/ 9 for the slice, dummy thats a Dan Marino)
      * Pie (Money Make Me Come: Let her count the cheese let her see the pies)
      * Pie (This Me: I need a slice of the pie fo five six)

      VEGETABLES

      * Broccoli (Here I Am: Job like roxy, spark that broccoli)
      * Cabbage (Addicted to Money: I aint eating Jacksons when I be in over town/ Bitch Im eatin lavish/ look up ho its snowing now/ I just throw the cabbage
      * Caesar salad (Speedin: Caesar salad, Caesars Palace)
      * Carrots (Lay Back: Her flavor superb, I pay her with carrots)
      * Collard greens (John Doe : Im peeling collard greens, that 30 carats)
      * Lettuce (Mirrors Remix: Got a yellow carat now I smoke lettuce)
      * Spinach (Yacht Club: Okay who rolling spinach? Cause Im reeling the anchor)
      * Spinach (Colors: He green as spinach just another lame middle man)

      PEOPLE

      * You (Im Just Doing My Thing: Eat you like a plate of food)

      1. “I just found a doughnut under my breast/ Imma tell you something and dont think that Im weird/ I eat leftover food that gets stuck in my beard”

        OMG I’m looking up this song right now…. This cant be real

      2. “I just found a doughnut under my breast/ Imma tell you something and dont think that Im weird/ I eat leftover food that gets stuck in my beard”

        OMG I’m looking up this song right now…. This cant be real”

        Dont jizz in your pants you Tard its called a parody,

    16. Officer Ricky is just Smoke and Mirrors, he is a failure and will never sell as many albums as his enemies.

      Pruane2Forever

    17. As much as I want to hate I just dont have the energy anymore, every time I see a picture of this fat cop he is smiling, performing, recording, laughing or enjoying himself. I feel like he is just mocking me and my hate is pointless.

      1. I wasn’t pretending to be 50 dumbass. I stated that fiddy’s struggling against iovine. Even if 50 cent does drop an album, its going to sell half of what masterind’s about to do.

      2. “Even if 50 cent does drop an album, its going to sell half of what masterind’s about to do.”

        You mean it’ll sell twice of what Mastermind is gonna do.

    18. @anonymous
      -ETHER! hahahahahah anybody got a pic of this bum with the long fingernails?-

      I exposed him this is his profile – @Bruthadee (on Twitter)

      And this is wher he posted the selfies I exposed – max_maquis (on Instagram)

    19. I think I’m Beetlejuice, Lil Darryl
      What’s under my shirt? I think a barrel
      DJ Khaled tell em: “we the best!”
      I just found a donut under my breast
      I’mma tell you something and don’t think that I’m weird
      I eat leftover food that gets stuck in my beard
      Powdered doughnuts, leftover chili
      Sit in back of the bus and make it pop a wheelie

    20. “Rick Ross is the next Biggie Small. Many of his lyrics are very complex, and the song structures are just breathtaking, in my opinion. Diddy created the original Biggie as well. So I trust in his opinion. swag”

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

      That’s a funny joke. You should be a comedian.

      1. the only people talkin bout 50 on here are disgruntled Ross fanboys who cant deal with people hating on their boy.

        50 is washed up and Ross will be too, soon

      2. They seem to be upset that Rozay is releasing an album, the hate is so fun to watch and enjoy, its like poking a dog with a stick through a fence.

      3. “the hate is so fun to watch and enjoy, its like poking a dog with a stick through a fence.”

        I knew Ross fans were pathetic losers but damn… is that really what they do for fun in their spare time? poking dogs with sticks?

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    21. Whens that Family Matters movie coming out? I heard Ricky is playing Officer Carl Winslow gone undercover as a dope boy with shitty tattoos on his face.

    22. Haters. All you bitch ass niggas are fucking haters. Judging by the comments, I see that a lot of you are between the ages of 18-40, still living at home in your mother’s basement, working minimum wage jobs or are unemployed. That’s why you’re all hating on the biggest boss thus far. Do you know what this man has done for hip hop? He single handedly defeated 50 Cent in a rap beef, he’s has more number one albums than anyone in the last 8 years, and is the proprietor of a fast-growing sucessful chain of restaurants. This man is not only a boss, but is also winning CEO to one of the greatest, if not the BEST, record label in the last 20 years since Bad Boy Records, Maybach Music Group. With artists like Omarion, Stalley, Wale, Meek Mill, and Gunplay on his roster, MMG has time and time again proved themselves a forced to be reconed with on the Billboard Charts and on the streets, releasing countless & timeless compliation/solo albums & mixtapes. Ross has created an incredible empire that people will surely remember for the next hundred centuries. BAWSE!

      1. “single handedly defeated 50 Cent in a rap beef”

        LOL he had to call every nigga in the industry to keep him alive from Drake and Wayne to Jay-Z and Diddy. 50 was a bully so he got blackballed out the game. Niggas got tired of seeing him win.

        “one of the greatest, if not the BEST, record label in the last 20 years since Bad Boy Records”

        you clearly dont know anything about hiphop history

      2. Bahahaha. Wrong, fool. I’m not a fanboy, I’m a mothafucking accountant for MMG. I’m on Ross’ payroll, clown. I’m just excited that Mr Ross is going to shut the rap game again and put another multiplatinum plaque on his mantel, so put that in your pipe & smoke it. BAWSE!

      3. “put another multiplatinum plaque on his mantel,”

        another???? multiplatinum??? LOLOLOL

        he dont got 1 plat album, let alone multiplat. dont quit yer day job though

      4. Not the best label in the last 30 years.

        Death Row with Tupac Snoop & Dre on the same team was insane, and you can’t ignore

        Ruff Ryder’s with The Lox, DMX Swizz & Eve

        The Roc when they had Beans and Cam.

        But my all time fav is the old Cash Money with Juve, Wayne, BG, Manny, Turk, & Baby.

      5. Now you’re just stealing dentalboy’s trolling routine. You’re nothing more than an MMG fanboy, that’s it. They don’t know you exist and they don’t care about you, just money. Nothing you say is true at all. Ross never shut anything down besides his shows due to low ticket sales and he’s never gone multi-platinum or even platinum. Face it. Your hero’s a second-tier rapper who’ll never be an elite and is on his way to irrelevance.

      6. Oh, I’ll admit that those labels WERE prominent in the PAST, but they’ve all been pretty much ran through the fucking ground. I predict that during this year, VH1 will beging production on a where-are-they-now segment, and those rappers you named will appear, cracked out, skinny, broke, etc.

      7. “but they’ve all been pretty much ran through the fucking ground. I predict that during this year, VH1 will beging production on a where-are-they-now segment, and those rappers you named will appear, cracked out, skinny, broke, etc.”

        The same thing will happen to MMG.

      8. Maybach Music group will continue to thrive and succeed for many years to come, creating many subgroups and record labels. This is the year of the bosses. BAWSE!

      9. lol naw Vh1 dont care about these bums

        ross wont even get a behind the music because no one can trust anything he says he will refuse to share details of his past

      10. Only in your dreams. MMG will fade away into obscurity like other rap labels of the past. It’s inevitable.

      11. As an accountant for Maybach Music group, in the event that if anything unfortunate should happen to my employer, I, Rozay O’Donnell will replace Rick Ro$$ as CEO of Maybach Music. I will continue to sign artists and see that they dominate the charts as the boss always did. Under my control, Maybach Music will be a domineering & driving force for years to come. BAWSE!

      12. You are a delusional kid. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was actually that other troll, dentalboy. Again, you’re not an accountant and you don’t work for anyone. Your hero never dominated anything and your favorite label is gonna fade into obscurity soon.

    23. At least Mastermind got a release date and cover art. 50 Cent’s album is shelved once more time again…

      but who cares at this point? at the end of the day Rick Ross IS the better rapper! and he has 3 classics under his belt. just saying. swag

      1. Teflon Don
        Deeper Than Rap
        God Forgies

        and maybe Trilla and Port of Miami

        so whole discography. swag

      2. Don’t listen to these anonymous cowards out here. As an accountant for MMG, I can confirm that everything you just said are 100% FACTS. Ross is finna release the album of the year that will get rappers to work harder and the fans talking. This might be the year that MMG shakes up the entire world. BAWSE!

      3. Ladies and gentleman, ANOTHER hating ass fan who has no appreciation for greatness in the form of Rick Ross. BAWSE!

      1. Dont forget them seizures. I bet when fat boy was on the floor of that airplane shaking he almost took the thing down.

    24. 160 comments and 140 of them are from haters HahahahA. If you go to any other hip-hop website you will see the same shit.

      1. To be honest I wouldn’t even bother hating if MMG fans didnt get so mad about it and go to such lengths to defend William. My office job is super boring and it makes the time fly.

    25. Get your custom MMG man bra’s online now in the Maybach Music Group store. No more saggy tits floppin around when you’re trying to rock the stage. Tested and perfected by the Boss himself so you know these things provide plenty of support.

    26. “To be honest I wouldn’t even bother hating if MMG fans didnt get so mad about it and go to such lengths to defend William. My office job is super boring and it makes the time fly.”

      I respect the fact that you can admit you are a Hater and that your life is so worthless and painfull that you spend time at an “office” hating online on HHDX, you admit that you are a social reject that “trolls” comment sections because you have no other Social Media platform where people accept you. Sad stuff.

      1. If only you can admoit that you’re a dickrider with a worthless, painful life where you spend time at a computer stanning online on HHDX, admit you’re a social reject that trolls comment sections because you have no other social media platform where people accept you.

      2. Imagine how much pussy you could get if you devoted that energy towards women online instead of fat 40 year old rappers. But maybe you are gay.

      3. The hater got mad because I teased him about how he has zero social status, he trolls comment sections because he has no friends to talk to when he gets super bored. Other people go on Facebook but he goes on HHDX.

      4. The groupie got mad because I teased him about how he has zero social status, he trolls comment sections because he has no friends to talk to when he gets super bored. Other people go on Facebook but he goes on HHDX.

      5. All that is true and everything but how sad is your life to be constantly engaging with him….. You and him ain’t so different.. you just enjoy the music of Rick Ross and he doesn’t.

      6. I dont listen to Ross music I just dont have any friends on social media so I lurk blogs like this so I can engage with fellow sad people like you. We are very much the same but I admit I am a loser with no friends on social media except for So Icy Boi and Brither Dee.

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    28. uptil I saw the check which had said $5551 , I didn’t believe that…my… neighbour woz like trully bringing in money in their spare time from their laptop. . there mums best friend started doing this for under ten months and by now repaid the loans on there appartment and got a great Fiat Multipla . see here now… http://www.Fb39.com

      At this point I’d rather hear him talk about his money and cars like every other rapper.

    29. So the dipshit kid that usese the “MMG groupie” tag in every comment section is this Pruan2forever kid on the video? LOL, no wonder hes such a lame.

      1. that aint him. hes an internet legend though and probably makes more money off youtube vids than you do at your day job.

        he would never post on here i dont think he likes hiphop.

    30. I trolled one of the hate pigs and told him I was an accountant for MMG and he commented back telling me that I wasnt! hAha I trolled the hate pig.

      1. I dont need a social life on all those stupid sites, I like it here with Dentaldamboy, So Icy, Quoteman, Rozaaay, Bruthadee, Ja Rule Army and all my other friends. You guys can have Twitter just give me HHDX!

      2. “No, that isnt Beuthadee the real Beuthadee is this guy @bruthadee thhat kid Matt exposed him.”

        He posts on here too. He’s the biggest Ross defender of them all. Which is sad because he’s like 20 years older than all the trolls

      3. “How do we find out peoples ages on here, is their a separate forum with profiles or is it just a guessing game?”

        This is where people come who dont have a name, an age, a face or an identity, its like the last stop for people who want to chat but dont want to show who they really are.

      4. “This is where people come who dont have a name, an age, a face or an identity, its like the last stop for people who want to chat but dont want to show who they really are.”

        Like you?

    31. Niccas is still checking for new music from a 38 year old former Corrections Officer? What is this 2010, I thought it was 2014.

    32. The only thing hip-hop mogul Rick Ross loves more than exotic eyewear (and, well, yeah, private jets and fast cars) is food. Hes cooked up a buffet of lyrical food references since debuting with the street anthem Hustlin in 2006. His new LP, God Forgives, I Dont, will be the soundtrack for countless summer BBQs. Here, the Miami rapper discusses private chefs and his cherished recipe for tilapia and cheese.

      Youve rapped about waking up to a bowl of lobster bisque. Is that a typical breakfast?

      Rick Ross: Theres a steakhouse in Miami called Prime One Twelve. I order three entres that I know Im not gonna finish, and save the lobster bisque for the following morning.

      Youve got a private chef. What are the benefits?

      RR: Its a 24-hour menu. You can get something light. You can get something heavy. I love Italian, but I may wake up in the middle of the day and want some tacos.

      Lets say your chef isnt available. What can Ross cook?

      RR: I got one thing: I take the aluminum foil and I put a nice piece of tilapia on it, season it good, then put a bundle of broccoli and two or three slices of cheese over it. I fold it up and sit it on the grill. Voil!

    33. “thats your schtick huh, sarcastic comments meant to insult others but really it just shows how lame you are”

      Dont get salty Stanly just soak it up.

    34. The angry dude pounding on the keys is pissed, I cant pond on keys like that because I blog from my phone. Na na na na na!

    35. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!
      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUZZ??!!!

      DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

      1. Why is a buzz important to you, are you a part of the Def Jam marketing staff? I just want the music and some videos.

    36. “Officer Ricky searches buttholes for poop and Meek looks like a monkey.”

      50 Cent used to be a pussy and can’t get an album released while Lloyd Banks had an easy life growing up.

      1. Lloyd is way more lyrical than the cop, he uses triple entendres, multis, alliteration and brilliant rhymes schemes using layered wordplay

      2. Officer Ricky must have searched your butthole for poop and found some green ones with corn and peanuts in them…no wonder you are on his dick.

      1. It’s true friend. You know we both love 50 cent. We still do. However, he hasn’t released an album for years. May want to jump on the ross train.

    37. “I never get butthurt when you take garbage about FiF because its all lies.”

      You take it out on ross, however.

    38. I’m looking for Diddy…I think he took my Subway footlong with extra all the meats. Diddy, if you got my sandwich I’ma kil……….oh never mind, it was under my left titty…ROSS!

    39. 50-Cent (2003-2009)

      (2003) Get Rich or Die Rhyming = 8 million
      (2005) The Massacere = 5 million
      (2007) Curtis = 1 million
      (2009) Before I Shelve Destruct = 500,000
      (2014) Stree King Immortal = TBA

      Rick Ross (2006-2014)

      (2006) Port of Miami = 857K
      (2008) Trilla = 795K
      (2009) Deeper Than Rap 440K
      (2010) Teflon Don = 740K
      (2012) God Forgives I Don’t = 560K
      (2014) MasterMind = TBA

      Once the hype dies down you are left with your core fans, could you imagine how it must feel as an artist when every album that you drop you lose half your fans…..that will make an artist scared to drop a album.

      1. imagine how it feels to have so much hype and never go plat once. knowing not even 1 million people care enough about your fraud ass to go buy your album

      2. “damn 50 first album sold more than ross and everyone on mmg whole careers”

        I think you could safely say the same thing about his second album too LMAO

      3. It’s called internet piracy you dumb ass. Free illegal downloads became more popular in the mid-2000s. If everyone who downloaded 50 and Ross’ albums for free actually bought them, all numbers would skyrocket at least 4-6 times those hard numbers…maybe slightly less for 50 than Ross.

      4. Students of the game need to pay close attention:

        You can sell a Gazillion records with the right hype and the right gimmick just like Vanilla Ice sold
        10 million with his album “To the Extreme” but 5 years later your label says you are just another nigga rapper that fell off and your Boss don’t care.

        Be your own man and the control over your own career.

    40. “Yeah they do when he’s signed to shady records. How come eminem left him out of his latest album?”

      Em begged 50 to be on his last two albums but 50 refused because he didnt want to be on the same albuma as LiL Wayne and Rihanna because he hates Birdman and JayZ.

    41. BREADS

      * Biscuit (This is the Life: Started with a biscuit now I got a loaf/ Hoes wanna slice I wann tell her no/ But I cant I get a rush blowin dough)
      * Bread (All the Money in the World: Bust his ass his whole life, just want to break bread with him)
      * Dough (Fountain of Youth: From the churches I rose, only loving the dough)
      * Loaf (Mafia Music 2: My last loaf was gift wrapped by Castro)
      * Toast (Told Yall (Trina song): East to west coast Im the best wit toast)

      BREAKFAST

      * Capn Crunch (Deeper Than Rap: Shotty all in the kitchen, heard over a bowl of cereal/ This deeper than rap/ I guess a box of Capn Crunch get you deeper than that)
      * Pancakes (Heavy Artillery (Game song): My shit pancakes, my shit three wheels)
      * Trix (BET MMG Cypher: Now my watch fruity colors like Trix in a box)
      * Turkey Bacon (Sixteen: Waking up to turkey bacon and my thick queen)

      CARBS

      * Rice (On Top of the World: I put it on my life/ Chickens put me in position to donate the rice)
      * Rice (White Sand Pt. II: Got cooked up, scrape right from out the bottom of that rice pan)
      * Spaghetti (Molasses (Raekwon song): Sparkin purple once a nigga done spaghetti slurpin)
      * Spaghetti (Summers Mine: You niggas is petty, you niggas spaghetti)
      * SpaghettiOs (The World Is Ours: Im just making ends meet with this plate of food/ Went from SpaghettiOs to a new set of Vogues)
      * SpaghettiOs (Usual Suspects: Feed the fam boy, I put that on these canned goods/ As my fetti grow, fuck her, feed her SpaghettiOs)

      CHEESE/DAIRY

      * Blue cheese (Mafia Music: Trunk full of white, car smell like blue cheese)
      * Butter (Cross That Line: Cant cut it stay choppin through the butter nigga)
      * Cheddar (Here I Am: More better, more cheddar)
      * Cheese (Colors (Sean Kingston song): Gettin cheese out a rat trap like I’m that close)
      * Cheese (MMG Untouchable: A nigga cheese dripping, I like my nachos hot)
      * Chocolate milk (Im Only Human: He never knew chocolate milk make you fart real bad)
      * Yogurt (White Sand Pt. II: First time I whipped it, that shit looked like some yogurt)

      CHIPS

      * Chips (I Swear to God: Salty, we the only niggas eating chips)
      * Chips (Beat Build (T-Pain song): Sweet tea mob, We up to no good/ I bought the ice cream, I bought the hot sasha/ I bought potato chips, but now its Red Lobster) *Note, cross reference with sweets, dairy, general meals

      CONDIMENTS

      * Grey Poupon (Im Ballin (J Money song): Own restaurants, croissants, my Grey Poupons)
      * Mayo (Im So Hood (DJ Khaled song): Mo money, mo mayo, the yayo in millions I made em)
      * Sauce (Lights Get Low (Freeway song): Maybach thats my flying sauce)

      DRINKS

      * Champagne (Boss: Pour that Champagne, boss)
      * Champagne (Amsterdam: Crack game, Champagne, kilos on the stock exchange)
      * Champagne (Hard in the Paint Freestyle: Im rolling up the purple and Im sippin pink/ Champagne drown a bitch til she gotta pee)
      * Ciroc (Even Deeper: Ciroc in my margarita in Mexico)
      * Ciroc (MMG Untouchable: Panamera parade, sippin Ciroc lemonade)
      * Cointreau (All I Have in This World: Sippin on that Remy outside of the club)
      * Coca -Cola (Perfectionist (MMG song): Coca-Cola minx, canary yellow stones)
      * Dom Perignon (Mafia Music 2: Im the don inshallah, now pour me my Dom)
      * Mot (Mafia Music: Celebratin wealth, pourin Mot in her hair)
      * Mojitos (I Swear to God: Or Colombians, sipping mojitos with leaves, nigga)
      * Purple (Hold Me Back: Then I start sippin purple, got my shit screwed)
      * Ros (Ashton Martin Music: A lot fo quiet time pink bottles of ros/ I dont drink every bottle I own. I be agin shit)
      * 7Up/Coca-Cola (Maybach Music III: Imma 7Up, and needa Coca-Cola loan)
      * Tea (On Top of the World: I watch em snort a powder all while Im chillin sippin tea/ Lemons and honey, millions and money)
      * Soda (Bag of Money: Its just my soda mixed with brown)
      * Syrup (Last Breath: Still sippin that syrup, might front you a block)
      * Vodka/Rum (Anything to Find You: I feel for you, vodka, rum on my arm)
      * Wine (Mafia Music remix: Cracking rabs at the tables, count the cash, crack the wine)

      EATERIES

      * Chick-fil-A (Magic: Them bricks be jumping fast/ Call me a Chick-fil-A)
      * Chuck E. Cheese (Mafia Music 2: If she fucking me she lucky just to get some Chuck E. Cheese)
      * Crustaceans (Finest Hour (Jay Rocks song): When Im in L.A. we meet at Crustaceans)
      * Krispy Kreme (Now That Im Paid: Parked the Chevy in that thing, glaze like Kris Kreme)
      * Popeyes (Billionaire: Its all the same gang, posted up in front of Popeyes in the Maybach, nigga)
      * Prime 112 (Comfortable Freestyle: Big belly mon still eatin this shit dont stop/ that Prime 112 its a delicacy)
      * Publix (Bricks: My attitude is Fuck it, house big as Publix)
      * Red Lobster (O Lets Do It Remix (Waka Flocka song): Took my bitch to Red Lobster, I caint feed no friends, ho!)
      * Wingstop (MC Hammer: She thinking Phillipes, Im thinking Wingstop/ Fiending lemon pepper, I got my thing cocked)
      * Wingstop (Trap Boomin (Gucci Mane song): When I hit a lick it I bought a Wingstop (twenty of em)/ I sprinkle lemon pepper in that re-up)
      * Wingstop (Do Sumthing Strange (Ludacris song): She super sexy so I treat her to my Wingstop)

      FRUIT

      * Bananas (Bananas)
      * Banana (High Definition: When they talkin slick I double back with that banana)
      * Berries (Made Men: Wiz Khalifa papers smoking my favorite berries)
      * Cantaloupe (100 Keys: The game a bitch, but at times she sweet like cantaloupe)
      * Grapes (Prayer: One, the grapes on the plate/ Two, the tags on the feet)
      * Key limes (Cigar Music (I Do It): As I recline cut em like key lime/ We both came now its right back to the tea time/ I wanna soda with no vogo and no cheap wine)
      * Peach (This Me: When the beefs over might see the peach rover/ We eats but we try to reach each quota/ No soda Rolls roller one on her)
      * Peaches (Blood Money (DJ Khaled song) Far from peaches and cream/ Niggas deceased on the scene)
      * Pineapples (Diced Pineapples)
      * Pineapple (Heavy Artillery: I pull up at the light, pineapple in your car)
      * Strawberry (Mirrors Remix: Strawberry swisher sweets with my Aston)
      * Watermelons (911: I remember picking watermelons)

      GRAVY

      *Gravy (Im Just Doing My Thing: Making sure my lil misses out here living gravy)

      LEGUMES

      * Beans (Way Mo: Rollin on two beans in them new blue jeans)
      * PB&J (Pandemonium: No more peanut butter sandwiches/ Now we looking at loaves)
      * Peanuts (Brand New: (Yung Joc song): Air train and peanuts, its time to slide ho)

      RED MEAT

      * Beef (Mafia Music: That boy get salad, beef bowel movements/ Beef Ill make you dinner, take a seat so we could eat/ A Farrakhan aura, pause on the pork/ You eat from the bowl, while your dog need a fork)
      * Pork (By Any Means (Wale Song): Pork on the fork, white in the pot)
      * Steak (Gunplay: Im a boss Champagne with the steak/ pink Rosay Jason, ace by the cake)
      * Steak (Hold Me Back: Everything whipped well, Im eatin steak, no more soup)
      * Steaks (Southern Gangsta (Ludacris song): I used to serve shake, now I serve steaks)
      * Whopper (Choppa Choppa Down (French Montana song): I call my chopper my whopper/ you get it just like you want it)

      POULTRY

      * Chickens (Hustlin: I feed em steroids to strengthen up all my chickens)
      * Chicken (King of Diamonds: Pop a chicken in that grease and make one into two)
      * Chicken Wings (I Love My Bitches: 50 cash in the Louis for the chicken wings)

      SEAFOOD

      * Assorted crustaceans (Maybach Music: And the muscle be that muzzle, when I stuff it in your grill/ Stuffed shells thanks to crack, I crack / Crab and lobsters, not al all mobsters)
      * Caviar (BMF: Blunt tip, orange like caviar)
      * Crab legs (New Bugatti: Order crab legs with the heavy butter)
      * Crab meats (Mafia Music: Now Im in the suites and Im eatin crab meats)
      * Fish (Yacht Club: Im into fine fish with a slight lime twist/ Veggies on the side of course, kush appetizers)
      * Lobster bisque (I Love My Bitches: Am I really just a narcissist/ Cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque?)
      * Lobster salad (Down in Tha Dirty (Ludacris song): Pimp, ask Khaled, lobster salad)
      * Lobster tails (Hit U From the Back: Flippin chickens for the sushi/ Look at me I cook for her/ Then I make her cook for me/ She make me cooker her lobster tails/ I maker her go and cook a key/ Excellent pimp salty the shrimp)
      * Shrimp (Mafia Music 2: Now its mo shrimp, nigga order more shrimp)
      * Yellow tail/ red snapper (Fire Hazard: Time to feed all my niggas this Columbian fish/ Yellow tail, red snapper, wood chopper, gold yacht master)

      SEASONINGS

      * Lemon pepper (King of Diamonds: Take your bitch to get lemon pepper in a new Lotus)
      * Salt and pepper (Boss: Sprinkle soft cause Im the pepper and the salt)
      * Salt and pepper (Push It Remix: Cause in 95 I used to push it like salt n pepper/ Graduated to baking soda)
      * Sofrito (Harsh (Styles P Song): Link with Dominicanos, straight to sofrito)

      SWEETS

      * Butterscotch (On Top of the World: Burnin butter got it smellin like its butterscotch)
      * Cake (If I Die Today (Lil Wayne song): Aint it funny, mama, only son be baking cakes)
      * Cake (In Cold Blood: Make a lil cake, haters wanna envy)
      * Cake (Yella Diamonds: Im whippin cake up like Im Jacob, nigga)
      * Candy (For Da Low: Candy all in da paint, rims deep in da dirt/ Gotta car full of work, nigga pockets full of herb/ Choppa on da front seat, sucka if you want beef)
      * Caramel (Albert Pujols: Talking caramel with them asses like the strippers)
      * Carrot cake (Im a Boss Remix (Meek Mill Song): When the work clean, cut it like its carrot cake)
      * Cheesecake (Amsterdam: Slice of cheesecake before my niggas all decease)
      * Cheesecake (Comfortable Freestyle: Aventura Mall top it off wit cheesecake/ Sweet lemonade help a nigga ventilate)
      * Cheesecake (Im a G: Need cheesecake like Fredrick)
      * Cream (Mirrors Remix: Now I deal with big cream theme Maybach)
      * Cream (Mafia Music remix: My Coretta Scott-King in the tub full of cream/ Pink Champagne seem to take away the pain)
      * Doughnut (Shawt Bus Reloaded: I just found a doughnut under my breast/ Imma tell you something and dont think that Im weird/ I eat leftover food that gets stuck in my beard/ Powdered doughnuts, leftover chili/ Sit in the back of the bus and make it pop a wheelie)
      * Marshmallows (Get Away: No marshmallows, we let the dro burn)
      * Pie (Im Not a Star: I got a bake sale, bitch its 30 for the pie/ 9 for the slice, dummy thats a Dan Marino)
      * Pie (Money Make Me Come: Let her count the cheese let her see the pies)
      * Pie (This Me: I need a slice of the pie fo five six)

      VEGETABLES

      * Broccoli (Here I Am: Job like roxy, spark that broccoli)
      * Cabbage (Addicted to Money: I aint eating Jacksons when I be in over town/ Bitch Im eatin lavish/ look up ho its snowing now/ I just throw the cabbage
      * Caesar salad (Speedin: Caesar salad, Caesars Palace)
      * Carrots (Lay Back: Her flavor superb, I pay her with carrots)
      * Collard greens (John Doe : Im peeling collard greens, that 30 carats)
      * Lettuce (Mirrors Remix: Got a yellow carat now I smoke lettuce)
      * Spinach (Yacht Club: Okay who rolling spinach? Cause Im reeling the anchor)
      * Spinach (Colors: He green as spinach just another lame middle man)

      PEOPLE

      * You (Im Just Doing My Thing: Eat you like a plate of food)

    42. its gonna be so funny when that Jeezy single drops and everyone plays it once and then doesnt care just like that Jay-Z joint

    43. French Montana make music for niggas who did some illegal shit one time 10 years ago and bring it up every day

    44. Rick Ross makes music for niggas who order a double bacon cheeseburger, french fries, and onion rings, with unlimited sides of coleslaw for lunch with a Diet Coke

    45. Rick Ross makes music for niggas who take selfies in their 15 year old Chevy to post on instagram thinking they look fly

    46. Look how mad this story messed up the troll guys head HaHaHaHa!!! We got the loser on suicide watch! He’s going to be here all night screaming and mashing keys!! We got ya boy Ha! ha! haHaHa!!,

      1. You think its cool to mess with some fragile dudes head? You probably made fun of Scarface autistic son that got lost too you low life ratfuck.

    47. Rick Ross makes music for niggas who brag about getting pussy to friends but they never seen with a female ever

    48. Rick Ross makes music for niggas who get their chains snatched but tell their friends its okay because they put up a fight

    49. Rick Ross makes music for niggas who sign up for Jenny Craig but tell their friends they’ve been hitting the gym hard

    50. Rick Ross makes music for niggas who pay to impregnate prostitutes and then pay them child support for 18 years

    51. Man Diddy cool and all but he should have got Timbo to do the mix, his hi hats be extra crisp and his drums got snap to em.

    52. Rick Ross makes music for niggas who brag about doing time but wont tell you its for not paying child support

      1. Naw he said he never actually bet him, Ross was lying. If you go back and watch the video they never really agreed or shook on it. Just a drunken Ross boasting and bragging.

    53. Rick Ross makes music for niggas that be up at 11:30 thinking about what type of niggas listen to Rick Ross music.

    54. Rick Ross makes music for niggas who have really close relationships with dudes who maliciously filmed their good friends moms

    55. Rick Ross makes music for niggas who are best friends with a fat dude just because they have so much in common with each other

    56. Rick Ross makes music for niggas who drive their rich mommas cars but front like they bought it with street money

    57. Rick Ross makes music for niggas who dont have they own credit card so they gotta pay their mom back to buy Mastermind on Itunes

    58. ROSS ACTUALLY HAS POTENTIAL TO CREATE A CLASSIC ALBUM… BUT IF “NO GAMES” AND “DEVIL IS A LIE” ARE ON THE ALBUM, IT ALREADY ISN’T A CLASSIC.

    59. Rozay O’Donnell:

      “According to reports via AllHipHop.com, the 28 year old former accountant of Rick Ross was recently signed to a lucrative $4.7 million dollar deal with Maybach Music Group. Rozay O’Donnell, born as Seth Ernest Goldstein, worked as Ross’ accountant from 2010 to 2014, and also did a side gig as a talent scout. Goldstein released the following statement:”

      “I am proud to be a member of the greatest record label in the rap game right now. As I am sitting next to Meek Mill, Rockie Fresh, Omarion, Stalley, Fat Trel, I feel as though I am not only a member of a loving family, but also an powerful dynasty whose legacy will leave a lasting impression for generations to come. Bawse!”

      “Rick Ross said of the signing, “I am pleased that Rozay has become one of my dutiful & loyal soldiers, but don’t be surprised if he gets promoted to captain in 6 months! (laughs). Rozay is a boss in every sense of the word. Growing up in Bad News, VA, this young man selflessly took care of his family at the age of 8. Now that might be a lot of responsibility to put on the shoulders of a child, but this dude stuck his chest out, got a job selling newspapers & lemonade to the neighborhood children. That’s the definition of a real boss!”

      “Rozay O’Donnell’s debut album, Crunching Numbers & Doing Bids, will be see a release date on 4/20, known as Weed Day in the stoner community.”

      “A picture of Rozay signing a contract with Rick Ross & Meek Mill can be found below, via Instagram.”

      1. ^^^^hahaha very funny. That’s what’s up, though. Good looking out to Rick Ross to signing such amazing talent. Rozay is gonna be the best rapper when he’s done cleaning up the game. Better than Nas, Jigga, Method Man, Wu Tang, Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, ALL them sucka ass rappers.

      2. ROZAY FINNA TAKE THE RAP GAME BY STORM! OH BY THE WAY, ROZE, IS IT TRUE THAT RICK LEFT YOU HIS COMPANY IN HIS WILL?

      3. @Fag True as the shiny rolly on my wrists. Yes, once he’s gone, I get to take over Maybach Music indefinitely.

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