We’re baaaaaaaack! Yessir, the HipHopDX crew has returned to deliver some much needed joy to your lives. We know you’ve missed us (I’ve gotten the e-mails)! So what do we have in store for you with this month’s version of WTF? Everything from Cam‘s wonderful 60 Minutes appearance down to trying to figure out who fucked who to give Rich Boy that dome. Oh…and there’s a very special WTF for all of you stans that take this hip hop shit too seriously (relax). So strap in, pop some popcorn, get your loving/spiteful comments ready and enjoy!
1. Man….WTF was Floyd Mayweather thinking when he did this….
Was I the only brotha scared to hit the streets on Cinco De Mayo after the fight because of this? I know some of yall thought the Mexican community was gonna be ready to whip some ass after that one. Thanks Floyd!
2. WTF? Is it me or is Floyd Mayweather Sr. a cross between Miles Davis and the Predator?
3. WTF Akon? She was 14 years old! I know, you couldn’t tell. Same shit R. Kelly said.
4. WTF happened to the girl R. Kelly peed on?
5. WTF is the big deal about Alec Baldwin calling his daughter a lil piggy? I’ve heard parents call their children way worse than that. Why are they trying to make parents and kids “friends”? I WANT my kids to fear me now and respect me later.
6. WTF is up with that youtube video clip of the Puerto Rican siblings bumpin and grinding the SHIT out of each other? I see bunk beds in the room and me thinks at least one of them beds is unoccupied if they sharin the same room. And who is holding the camera? Their mom?
7. WTF? Where the fuck can Snoop perform now?
8. WTF made this Don Imus shit about Hip Hop anyway? Nobody addressed that Imus specifically called the Rutgers team “nappy headed hoes” which would make it a direct attack while Snoop and them just toss the word around to nobody specifically (doesn’t make it right but it does make sense).
9. WTF did Ludacris do to NOT be involved in all the talks about women and hip/hop after he won a Grammy, and is previously known for one of his greatest songs “HO”?
10. WTF isn’t funny about all the news reporters having to say, “bitch, ho, n-word?”
11. WTF is Al Sharpton running for?
12. WTF is up with Oprah‘s staff? Everybody involved in the production of that town hall meeting needs to be fired. No Davey D, no M-1, hell not even a gangster rapper?!? That wasn’t a good day for Hip Hop.
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WTF is Cam doing getting his snot box rocked by Tru Life? Was it because of that damn 60 Minutes shit? If it was…*applause*
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them? First O’reilly– now this Stop Snitchin’ shit? Please…Cam can’t
speak intelligently about Cam.
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16. WTF is up with all the New York rappers trying to do their versions of Dirty South records? “Lip Gloss”? “This Is Why I’m Hot”?
New York lost…
17. WTF is up with Andre 3000 totally decimating any remix he is featured on? Anybody else excited about Outkast again?
18. WTF is wrong with Rich Boy? Is it just me or does he look like an episode of Maury Povich where Grace Jones is testing Ray Charles and Canibus for DNA?
19. WTF is wrong with Chingy? How can you diss a crew, get dissed and then go back to that crew?
20. WTF is the reason for the transvestite in Shrek? They went hard enough in Shrek 2 with Pinocchio in a thong, but no, they go the extra mile with pregnancies, the donkey boning the dragon and yes, the transvestite bartender. Try explaining that to a four-year-old.
21. WTF is the deal with that singing skittles rabbit? is that not THE funniest shit on television right now?
22. WTF is up with ghostwriters? People need to take credit for their weak ass rhymes!
23. WTF happened to that Fugees reunion album?
24. WTF?
Is that not the most fucked up version of Punk’d ever???
25. WTF is up with all you Stan’s out there??? You don’t have a G-Unit chain (and no, that shit you bought at the discount mall doesn’t count), Cam’ron doesn’t give a shit about you and Game ain’t never met a single one of you. Yet you still jump up ready to beat somebody down when Dipset, G-Unit or Game get dissed. Get a grip. They don’t give a fuck about you so quit giving so much of a fuck about them.
Well there it is gotdammit. Agree with us if you want. Diss us if you dare. We don’t give a fuck!
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Thanks and back to your regularly scheduled brainwashed lives,
Management