Ayo!!! Once again it is on! “What The F@#K” is back and we aren’t taking any prisoners this time around. Is Jay-Z banging Rhianna? What did Paris Hilton do to get Fat Joe
to say that she has mic skills? And how about these gotdamn gas prices
yo??? The crew is back together with 25 more moments that made us say
“What The F@#K”?
1. WTF? Is it just me or do guys look like Karamo (losing their masculinity) doing that snap ya fingers dance?
2. WTF? I’m ready to see D4L battle Dem Franchize Boys. Bet you can’t do it like me!!!
3. WTF is Hype Williams doing anymore? Did you see that Lil Jon video? That shit gave me epilepsy!
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4. WTF is up with MTV’s Super Sweet 16? That show is nothing but spoiled ass brats who treat their parents like shit and still get what they want. Hide your kids from this show or you are in for it when they turn 16.
5. WTF is wrong with people? Who really cares about Hoopz from Flavor of Love? Who cares about who she’s dating? People knew it was a fake show from the start!
6. WTF is up with DMX? It’s like he’s in love with handcuffs.
7. WTF will it take for E-40 not to be looked at as a fad, but as THE inventor of most of what hip-hop is today?
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8. WTF is oh so special about Karine “Superhead” Stephens? (Never mind, I got the tape……where’s the napkins?)
9. WTF? Did Fat Joe get “One Night In Paris? (Yeah I said it!) What kind of fucking did Paris Hilton do to get him to vouch on her mic skills?
10. WTF is up with TI being all up in the camera with a mouth full of blisters in the “What You Know” video?
11. WTF??? Prodigy beating up Jesus AND God on “Pearly Gates”?!?! Oh… you are going to hell with gasoline drawers on twice!
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12. WTF is wrong with these critics praising that fucking Mobb Deep album? What an atrocity!
13. WTF? That’s what I ask myself listening to Lupe Fiasco. How is the kid that good?
14. WTF? Why can’t people just put away the guns and just make music?
15. WTF is wrong with Fabo from D4L? Can someone tell him to go back to the Ringling Bros. with that clown outfit?
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16. WTF is wrong with Bow Wow and Romeo? NO ONE CARES ABOUT EITHER ONE OF Y’ALL!!! Oh and Romeo…put on a gotdamn shirt.
17. WTF? If Jay-Z really is Iceberg Slim, he’d have the blueprint for a menage with Rhianna and Beyoncé.
18. WTF is Jay-Z thinking if he is fooling with Rhianna? Shorty just turned 18 like yesterday! And that forehead? Whoa…
19. WTF? R. Kelly pisses on kids and has platinum success, Immortal Technique tells the truth about Bush and can’t go gold!
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20. WTF was taking so long to get Star off the air? He’s joked about Aaliyah
after the plane crash, poked fun at the tsunami and now just to keep
fucking with y’all he goes on the air and says he’s gonna pull a “R.
Kelly” on DJ Envy’s daughter. C’mon folks what else did he need to do???
21. WTF is up with the child predator special on Dateline. It lands
somewhere between hilarious (watching the men make up piss poor excuses
“I came to tell her the dangers of talking to strangers”) and downright
pathetic (the man who brought his 5 year old son).
22. WTF is up with G-Unit? Is it just me or is that ship sinking fast. 50 Cent better come out with another album quick!
23. WTF is up with gas prices these days? I mean you gotta choose to
either eat or drive. You know what? If I was a politician my whole
gotdamn platform would be “I’ll lower gas prices” even though I know
I’m lying (hell…everyone else lies). But I bet you I’ll be the next
President!
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24. WTF is up with this illegal alien shit? It has never been addressed
until someone needed a hot topic to talk about. Safety? Get the eff
outta here! I have never seen a Mexican fly a plane into the World
Trade Center. Remember a couple of years ago it was gay marriage? What
happened to that?
25. WTF is up with the Hispanic community getting together by the
hundreds of thousands and having a peaceful yet effective protest? I
love my people but we can’t get 20 of us together without a gunshot
going off or a fight breaking out. African Americans, take a note from
the Hispanics on how to do things effectively.
Well that’s it kiddies. Let us know what the f@#k you think about this month’s edition. Click Here and let us know what’s on your f@#king minds.
Thanks and we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming,
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