Ok we switching this up a bit y’all. I always wanted to host an awards show and now here on my lil ole column on HipHopDX I am getting to do just that. Hate it or Love it you all read it.
The Estee Lauder Quick Fix Make-Up Award – Foxy Brown
Goddamn Inga, you can’t go to court to respond to more charges brought against you because your make up wasn’t done..how foolish that sounds..I guess they don’t have in house makeup artists on Rikers..
Can’t make a come back may as well have a baby Award – Lauryn Hill.
Her on/off relationship with Rohan was on enough to score another child. I mean her son Zion was enough to encourage The Miseducation… maybe this will bring about another classic..or maybe not
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My man is facing a stretch but I am having a baby – Tiny.
Yup as TI was denied bail yesterday and the chick who was also arrested when they swooped the crib is pregnant with their second child. Tiny was released on the Saturday night though.
The I AM RELEVANT award – Jermain Dupri
In the space of a month, he has a book being released, a greatest hits compilation dropping and he is the new face of Courvoisier Cognac. I just want to know what he is trying to prove..I always have respected him as a CEO and a producer but I always get the distinct feeling he is trying to prove himself when he doesn’t really need to.
The I have always wanted to be a thug but end up looking real stupid award – Sean Combs.
What is Diddy doing randomly beating up dudes over chicks? I mean this dude has women in every area code having his kids yet he still feels the need to stick out his chest and flex his ego when out and about …and at his age…was he fighting with his boy over Cassie? Who knows, who cares..but he be acting real dumb right about now and he has
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The award for I am coming back with a bang louder than Busta’s – The Broad Street Bully – Beanie Sigel. Insiders at Def Jam have told me that the album is absolutely ridiculous and I just heard he is going out on the road with none other than his Philly brethren, The Roots. He is coming back hard…he is going to prove why Dame and Jay both wanted him on their team with this album.
