Like the beginning of your favorite rap romance novel, the woman-who-has-claimed-that-Jay Z-asked-for-her-number-and-asked-her-to-be-his-mistress-but-she-declined raps “We connected on some Hip Hop shit.”

Jay Z and Beyoncé have seen better days in the tabloids (their pockets, however, are seeing the best days due to their “On The Run” joint tour). With the swirling divorce rumors, everyone is waiting to see what the Carters will churn out next. Rapper LIV seized the opportunity to add irrelevant details in a too-long four minute track of what could have been with Mr. Carter. The song, titled “Sorry Mrs. Carter,” features a sample of OutKast’s “Ms. Jackson” and has yet to be addressed by the Carters.