Never count my money before I count my blessing.
Everybody's looking for a handout.
Ummm, yup, that's delicious.
Taking crazy to a whole other level.
But not for long.
Just float away.
Killing the game.
Homies don't play that.
Playing Monopoly...with real money.
Now that just got weird.
Sadly, there was never another chance.
But are you ok?
Chocolate milk for everyone!
Doesn't even know her name.
Yet it's not the end—it's just the beginning.
The ultimate 'fuck-it."
Too legit to quit.
What a cast of characters.
Please say it's true.
It gets soooooooo real.