Slim Thug has made it clear that if you’re a single man, then you’re entitled to receive a happy ending on certain occasions, as outlined in a fictional single man’s bill of rights.
The Houston rap legend took to social media to explain his perspective on a single man receiving pleasure after he got his hair and beard trimmed by an attractive woman. Slim Thug stated while he wasn’t looking for a happy ending from the barber, things could change when it comes to a masseuse, especially if she’s a “fine woman.”
“If she was a fine masseuse lady and she wanted to give me happy ending, I’m widdit,” Thugga said. “I even got a budget for that.”
Slim Thug then broke down the mentality a man should have when he’s single.
“When you single, it’s important that you exercise your single rights,” he explained. “One of your single rights as a single person is to go get a massage and get a happy ending. So, if you can find that, you should enjoy that. Because when you get in a relationship, that’s when you get in trouble for shit like that.”
He then gave a stern warning about men who exercise their “single rights.”
“This the warning of exercising your single rights like me,” Slim Thug stated. “It’s addictive. The freedom of being single and being able to do whatever you want to do is up there with money and sex.”
Slim Thug continued his single rights-based speech by saying men have lost their privileges to be free as a human being because they’re in a relationship.
“If you in a relationship, you can’t just say, man I’m up out this bitch, I’m gone,” he stated. “I’m telling you man, exercise your rights to be free and do whatever you want to do, every day, okay?”
While Slim Thug is giving men permission to be free, he’s also relieved that a female problem of his has was alleviated earlier this year. Back in April, a woman was arrested in connection with stalking the “Still Tippin,” artist.
At the time, he took to his Instagram and Facebook pages to post a photo of two cops arresting a woman he claims has been stalking him for months.
“They got my stalker yall today is a good day,” he captioned his post. “if u love her keep her ugly ass away from me she be making fake pages of me and showing up to my house everyday I’ve never messed with her in life if y’all believed that y’all are just as crazy as her.”
The rapper claimed he’s been having issues with this stalker for quite some time. In March, he spoke about an incident with the same woman, where she allegedly had to be removed from his property by his neighbors and his brother.
“My neighbor — I told my brother that I’ll smoke this bitch if I catch her at the house, bro,” he said in an Instagram Live, which was captured by Big Foot Creative Studios. “So they tried to hurry up and call the neighbors to get ’em over there, and get her outta there. Because — I hate slow people. I hate it when people do that ‘pop up at your house’ shit. I don’t even know that girl. I ain’t never sleep with her. This bitch tore up my truck before, like — I’m fed up, man.”