Slim Jesus has been the center of many controversies, from his “Drill Time” video to reportedly asking for nudes from underage girls. But did reportedly get co-signs from Puff Daddy, Vince Staples and Lil Bibby.
Now, Slim Jesus shares his life advice via his 10 Commandments with HotNewHipHop.
“Keep a good circle behind you,” he says for the first commandment. “At the end of the day, they’re going to be the ones that keep you up. Fuck a square.”
“Don’t get caught lackin’,” he says for the fourth commandment. “Period. Any situation. Don’t get caught lackin’. Be ready. People are gonna try stupid stuff.”
“Don’t fuck with broke thots,” is Slim Jesus’ seventh commandment. “If you wanna buy her dinner, that’s on you. But we don’t love these hoes. We ain’t payin’ for nothing.”
“Don’t get catfished,” the rapper says for the ninth commandment. “This is 2015. Fat hoes look hot on Twitter. I need multiple camera angles.”
To hear all 10 Commandments, watch HotNewHipHop‘s video below:
For additional Slim Jesus coverage, watch the following DX Daily:
Thots? This dude wants to be apart of the culture so badly. So cute.
Really? His 10 commandments? Is this supposed to be funny? Are we going to keep humoring this boy and his childish shenanigans?
I wonder if these people know that Jesus wasn’t even born yet when the original 10 Commandments were made. God gave them to Moses. Just sayin’.
Jesus is Part of the trinity, he and God are one my friend, he is the “Word” as specified in John Chapter 1
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through Him, and without Him nothing was made that was made. In Him was life, and the life was the light of men. And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it.
fuck that fairy tale imaginary religious bullshit. fuck outta here with that stupid shit
real talk
Stop promoting this loser
Fuck this pecker wood mofo
fucking devil.
but have`nt you heard??? Slim Jebus is a black albino.
mane fuck this bottomboi lookin cracka. This aint news, smfh.
“bottomboi”????………………Bwaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa, nigga u gay as hell.
so wise, so young, they say never do live long
Jesus didnt write the commandments…JS
He is making a mockery of hip hop just like majority of the mainstream. Shit is a joke smh.
Its funny cause dude kinda looks like a young Eminem to me
that you bruthadee?? Race baiting and replying to ya own comments?………weirdo.
I can’t wait to hear the story when a real gangster beats the snot out of this little boy. He needs to learn a lesson. He thinks this life is a game or something. someone collect this trophy already
Most of these thots are broke though.. hiding the shit behind the designer shit trick.add nights bought them.. problem is niggas take them bitches to high priced restaurant’s have these hoes drinking good liquor just cause they cute or thick when they only worth Wendy’s value meals and segrams gin..
I give up DX. This site trash
First off this guy has absolutely no lyrical talent and it’s sad that anyone is continuning to entertain this. Second of all as a believer in Jesus Christ I find it completely disrespectful that he intentionally chose to use the most omnipotent name possible to produce the WEAKEST words ever!! Now he wants to speak of what “his” 10 commandments are? My friend I pray for you. Because if you only knew the truth and power in the very name you use, the name of the ONLY one who loved you so much he died on a cross so that you may live. I pray that you would come to realize this (Romans 5:8)
Prove Jesus really existed or stfu with all that imaginary nonsense.
man fuck all that bible thumping religious bullshit… who gives a fuck about a fucking bronze-aged religion that dumb ass illiterate goat herders started up… fuck slim jesus and fuck the fake ass jesus that you sheep run around here brainwashing kids with. and fuck you.
@shawn and @mikegolic why is it you give the dumbest questions known ever? You have to diss Jesus the Lord like that? Why diss him if you think he doesn’t exist? Something inside you clearly does think he exists or a diss to him would mean insanity – further more shaken have you ever read the powerful presence of the Gospels? Have you ever googled the shroud of Turin or googled the Eucharistic miracles that have occurred? Ever looked into the saints of the Catholic Church and seen how some had the stigmata etc – you only doubt because you were conditioned to doubt – come to this on a neutral ground basis and I guarantee you can put your faith into Jesus. Whilst he walked the earth people denied him to his face and doubted – but to those who had faith great things followed – stop all this ‘ oh I’m a G I can’t believe I’m that that’s the white mans religion now bla bla bla’ that my friend is paranoia and delusional. Peace to you I hope God opens your hearts and you chose forgiveness rather than being satans puppet and believing you’re a mistake and don’t have a purpose.
Make sure you have the new updated word of God you don’t want that old unedited version. God didn’t mean that stuff…L0L
lol everyone stop. just stop. this all needs to stop.
HipHopDX you are losing youre own credibility by posting this shit. Justin Hunte, you should be a better editor and leave out this bullshit. I know you care about hip-hop cuz I met you after the SoundSet festival in Minnesota this year but I cant understand why you entertain and promote wack-ass rappers and music like MTV or some other mainstream publication. Stop fucking around.
Justine Cunte seems to love NO TALENT culture vultures like Slim Jesus and Lil Debbie, SMFH. This site is just embarrasing now.
Please stop giving this idiot cover. Like, please? Do you want to be a be contributor to the death of hip hop culture?
Man BUCK slim peanuts “pause” all dem studio gangsters can eat dust. Ain’t fucking wit trap or wack music! Long live da 80s and 90s fosho!!!!
P***y White Boy Here To Make Hip Hop Look Sh*t…..WTF
I’m real this kid is flack slem Jesus don’t be dissing my father I fight a real holywar don’t rap about it if you don’t live it I’m Ronald Edward hader I got video Jesus the rapper yes. I’m a real Prince run my name jail knows me god for gives repent lts not to late rap abaut your self be real
Becky bug awalla lala goof teak spef till the end of time hap dogu filt gib em what they want firw ald teh yenom YEAH
Ahhh the racism, I love it
This article shows how shitty HHDX is.
So all these white people all of a sudden started buying albums and attending massive concerts. Revenue for an artist sky rockets. Then white people start rapping. Then racist black people come out from under the carpet to blog hypocritical nonsense that they are the sole reason for the new product. LMFAO@BLOGBUMS
“This is 2015. Fat hoes look hot on Twitter. I need multiple camera angles.”……I fell off my chair…LOL