With Halloween creeping upon us, it only felt right for the HipHopDX staff to put our collective heads together and come up with Hip Hop’s Ugliest people. The reason? Wouldn’t it be fresh if you could dress up like your favorite ugly person and scare the shit out of everyone? Just imagine a Biz Markie or a Craig Mack mask? In the immortal words of Flava Flav“Wooooooooooow”. So the DX staff gives you our top ten uglies.
But first we must deliver our honorable mentions…
Honorable Mention (We weren’t ugly then but look at us now!):
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It’s funny because she wasn’t ugly back in the day. Now she is downright scary. Kin to Michael Jackson maybe?
Crack is wack…but let Bobby and Whitney tell it “Show us the receipts!”
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Now without further adieu…the top ten!
Jumping off our top 10 uglies is none other than B.G. He beat out Mannie Fresh and Lil Wayne to make it on this list….and you know that was tough.
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Everyone has always said Jermaine is an ugly looking dude but he got Janet didn’t he? Makes you wonder what the hell you are doing wrong huh?
The only chick on our list is Khia. Just look at her for a long time and tell me you don’t see the Crypt Keeper from “Tales From The Crypt”.
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Nobody beats the Biz when it comes to looking ugly. He’d scare most of us in broad daylight.
These two straight up tied on our ugly list. Craig Mack has always been the butt of everyone’s hip hop ugly jokes while Bushwick Bill is just a little freaky looking sonofabitch.
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Look…Mr. Ugly Man may not be still cooking up #1 singles, but his ugliness is forever burned into everyone’s minds.
Lil Jon looks scary with the glasses and hat. But imagine him without the glasses. GOTDAMN! A Lil Jon haunted house might be fresh though. His trademark “Yeah” and “Okay” echoing off the walls would make any tough guy flinch.
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These two combine for a ghoulish scare. Just imagine being in a haunted house and these two run up on you with their trademark “Haaaaa!” Some kids may soil themselves.
Have you ever met someone as vomit inducing as Michael Jackson? He may be the scariest on this list. Wacko Jacko would have everyone shook on Halloween. And don’t forget how he loves the kids. Trick or Treat Bitches!
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Yes…say it with me one time… “Flava Flav!!!!!” This dude is #1. Probably beat out MJ because we had to look at his ugly ass on VH1 every gotdamn week. If he was a Halloween mask he would be a hot commodity right now. He may be #1 on the Hip Hop Uglies list but he gets more ass than a toilet seat. *shrug*
Well that’s it kiddies. Not sure if you agree or disagree with us but it should be one helluva topic to discuss. So get to it!
Thanks,
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