After severing his penis and jumping out of a second-story window while under the influence of PCP in April, Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper Christ Bearer performed a stand-up comedy routine about the incident at a club in North Hollywood.
In a clip published by TMZ, Christ Bearer is seen performing on stage at the Ha Ha Cafe Comedy Club.
“One time I heard voices, the voices told me, ‘Cut your dick off.’” he says in the video. ‘I said, ‘What?!’ ‘You heard me, cut your dick off.’ So I did. Folks I don’t care how high you get, once you chop off your penis you sober right the fuck up quick! So I just jumped out the window. I woke up, the paramedics were trying to find a pulse. I said, ‘Fuck the pulse! Find my dick!’ You can’t be Black, broke, and no dick. That’s like being White with bad credit, right?”
Christ Bearer, whose given name is Andre Johnson, performed as one half of the duo Northstar. The group’s debut album Northstar was produced by RZA and released in 2004.
RZA addressed Christ Bearer in a statement days after the incident in April.
“Christ Bearer is a tragic story because it’s still the same situation: a guy we gave a chance to,” RZA said in an interview with XXL. “If I remember that deal back in the day, I remember they signed for, like, $150,000, a record deal from some young guys from Long Beach, Cali. He had a partner named Meko. I liked those guys. I liked what they stood for, young guys trying. I can’t wait to really hear the whole story. It’s sad that it’s Wu-Tang affiliated. It’s like dirty press in a way. I want to know what the fuck moved him to do those things.”
In July, Christ Bearer spoke about the incident and refuted claims that he was trying to kill himself.
“By no means was I trying to kill myself,” he said in an interview with the New York Daily News. “I was under the influence of PCP. It’s a drug that I had stopped doing for years, but I just got back from Ohio and got back into that lifestyle for a few days. It definitely was not wise…I was lucky I was only on the second floor. If I was any higher, it would have been a tragedy. The height didn’t make any difference to me. I wasn’t aware of the height. I was so happy to wake up in the hospital.”
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Hah
WOW
When life gives you lemons you gotta make lemonade nah mean? Or if you give yourself lemons on drugs same shit namsayin?
Life gave him lemons, he got dusted and cut them off.
“You can’t be Black, broke, and no dick. That’s like being White with bad credi, right?””
LMFAO this nigga might have a lane yo!
No. He’s just one fucked up individual. Mentally fucking ill in the worst form possible.
you’re a sad troll. he’s already cut off his dick… i don’t think he’d really care if he was next to you or not. how much more suffering could the dude endure?
This dude has a tough situation, I give him respect for trying to move forward.
Why? What he needs to be is locked up for life. Anybody that cut they own dick off.. I don’t want them in the same damn country with me. Much less the same damn room.
^ There’s countries you can move to that will fit your idea of civilization. Try Saudi Arabia or the Islamic State.
^ but he did it in good ol’ america fox newsboy
haha, that joke was pretty funny though, i guess it was all worth it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
GREATEST PUBLICITY STUNT IN HISTORY???
no, cause nobody cares about him either way
ROFL yeah, a black guy who cant take advantage of the BBC myth may as well suicide…
Laughing at life is the only remedy for the depression roller coaster ride this guy went through. Go ahead and try to live the rest of life out instead of ending it
You know what’s not funny……cutting your dick off.
…crickets.
So I guess after the show, he asked a female. You wanna go get sumthin to eat. SURE!!!! Cause there aint to much goin on after that!!! Shes good, so why not
I feel that he has to move on in life and i wish every human being an outlet for their struggle. But this is not funny, at all. The subject matter is not funny, its disturbing and weird, not something to laugh about. And his technique isn’t funny, he isn’t delivering it properly even if it were funny. I wish him the best of success in his comedy career, i would steer clear of this topic though. Get back to being yourself and forget you tried to cut your dick off because nobody wants to hear about that.
If you can’t laugh at a severed penis then you aren’t American.
I really don’t want to hear or even think about this guy, if anything he should be doing lectures on not using drugs like PCP.
Wow so he cuts off his joint then talks shit about whites.
Ok stubby