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HipHopDX writer Alex Tirpack breaks down Eminem's most definitive bars through five seminal tracks.

Eminem is as close to a musical phenom as this generation will likely ever get. An insane poet with near-flawless delivery, his lyrics are a combination of self-awareness, honesty, and intelligence rarely found in equal levels. His no-punches-pulled attitude has given rise to a career filled with fame and fortune, pain and suffering, relapse and redemption, admiration and spite. With very few exceptions, every one of his verses is a display of a master of the craft, no matter the subject or target, or whether he’s rhyming on his own records or featured on a fellow emcee’s track.

For this piece, we’re nailing down Shady’s five most definitive bars — which is sort of like trying to find the shiniest piece of gold in a treasure box full of the stuff, but we took a stab at it anyway. In identifying the five bars that rise above the rest, normal criteria was scrapped in favor of picking the flows that best exemplify Em as a performer, person, and his persona. In some cases, we took liberties with the term “bar,” as Slim’s rhymes deserve a fuller context, resulting in a couple of “extended bars.” Fair? Maybe not. But then again, this is Eminem we’re talking about, and we’re not going to get on homie’s bad side by short-changing him.

Comedy: "My Name Is"

“Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee’s tits off / and smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kriss Kross.” The song that put Eminem on the map is line-for-line filled with lyrics that evoke an “I can’t believe he just said that” response. This bar — so intense it had to be completely re-written for the radio version — display’s Eminem’s uncanny knack for snarky dark comedy, and a bit of violence and anger. By degrading himself and celebrities, he proves no one is safe in Slim Shady’s world.

Dexterity: "The Way I Am"

“And it seems like the media immediately / points a finger at me / so I point one back at ‘em / but not the index or pinkie / or the ring or the thumb / it’s the one you put up / when you don’t give a fuck.” Hands down one of the best Eminem lyrics of all time, and certainly a set to remind us of who we are dealing with — go ahead and call him whatever you want, blame him for the problems of the misguided youth, and get angry when he won’t sign you an autograph, because Eminem is only going to respond by turning the mirror around on you and then (not so politely) telling you where to stick it. This bar epitomizes Eminem in its context, dexterity, technique, and intelligence.

Controversy: "The Warning"

“Call my bluff and I’ll release everything I got / including the voicemails before you blew your top / when me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CDs in the same slot.” Eminem may be at his best when he is ripping someone to shreds. There are no shortage of diss raps out there from Shady, but he serves up something special for Mariah Carey in “The Warning.” Here we have the final set from the first rapid-fire verse, and Slim holds nothing back. Even after completely eviscerating Carey throughout the first parts of the song, he caps off with a threat, as well as a raunchy euphemism, and ties in another one Carey’s ex’s for extra slut-shaming. It’s something only Eminem could get away with, and while we’re all laughing, Carey and Nick Cannon probably thought twice about saying anything negative about Slim after he dropped this bomb. 

Intensity: "Till I Collapse" (f. Nate Dogg)

“I rap like I’m addicted to smack like I’m Kim Mathers.” This bar from the final verse of “‘Till I Collapse” is but one in a fan-favorite track loaded with gems and an anthemic hook. With this particular bar, we’re given an example of Shady’s troubled relationship with his ex-wife, and an analogy which equates creating music with a heroin addiction, all of which is Eminem’s answer to his critics, rivals, and personal struggles with being in the top-tier of the Rap game.

Alliteration: "Renegade" (Jay Z)

“Now who’s the King of these rude, ludicrous, lucrative lyrics / who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics.” One of the earliest high profile guest appearances for Eminem, he slays it on Jay Z’s track. The alliteration and flow from this bar is a fantastic example of Eminem’s technical talent. But the context laid out in just one line — in which he frames himself as an enemy to hypocritical parents, a media target, and blasts about the absurdity of a musician being the cause for the problems of the nation’s youth — illustrates how Eminem was incredibly self-aware even at the earlier part of his career.

Eminem’s skills with the pen and pad are always on display, and these are but five of his hardest bars. There are certainly plenty more to dissect and discuss, but for now, these are a shining example of why he is able to proclaim and demand in “Rap God,” that “we have nothing in common, poodle / I’m a Doberman / Pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil.”


  • AI

    When imma go out,imma go out shootin' ,don't mean when I die,I mean when I out to the club stupid

  • phoenixx3711

    Definitely got to give it to EM...as far as G.O.A.T. title goes, it belongs to noone. Canibus and K-Rino KNOW he knows that.

  • Esoe

    Infinite goes harder than his newest shit hands down

  • RollxDutches

    Bill Clinton hit this...and you better inhale, cuz any mc who chooses to go against me is gettin takin advantage of like Monica Lewinsky. ....

  • Anonymous

    Cock it back** lol

  • Anonymous

    My lazy disk will make u take a razor to ya wrist.. make u satanistic.. make u take the pistol to ya face n place the clip in cocktail it back n let it go until ya brains are rippin out ya skull so bad to sew you back would be a waste of stitches! !!! ... what???

  • defenitiveshit

    Cmon' seriously.... ill take 7 kids from columbine stand em all in line add an ak47 a revolver a 9 a mac 11 and it oughta solve this problem of mine, thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time. Slim shady hotter than a set of twin babies. .... in a mercedes benz when the temp goes up to the mid 80s So im signin cds while police fingerprint me, their for the judges daughter but his grudge is against me... Have you ever been hated or discriminated against I have I've neen protested and demonstrated against, picket signs for wicked rhymes.... I was prepared to be ill though the skill was there.... Whole last verse of bad guy... I took definitive as to mean defining and the sick ass lines defined the hell outta the man, more skill than we will evee see again, and havimg the balls to write those controversial lines while raising a middle finger to anyone who doesn't like it just made it awesome

  • blehfuckshit

    That's incorrect too. It was actually a Bad Meets Evil track with Em and Royce.

    • yogi

      Renegade was originally a track by Bad meets evil, as one of thier earliest tracks. u are right with it, and apparently Eminem used same(just a bit changed) lyrics on jay-Z's track renegade from album Blueprint. Eminem was one of the the only two featured artist in whole album.

  • Jay 92

    Renegade was actually eminems song he did with some members of d12 and jayz edited and put his on verses on it without asking em first.

    • Braunfielder

      Actually it was a Eminem & Royce da 5/9 song or part of their collaboration "Bad meets evil". Eminem talked to Royce and asked if it would be cool if he gave Jay z that song instead. Know your shit before you post.

  • dirtyj413

    Ground hog day Spot in that top position, coppin over the opposition,Lookin like a dog that's pissin, leg up on the competition, Promisin complete dominance, Sugar Ray Robinson I'm in the league Muhammad's in, Ali's my colleague, bombin 'em, Probably end up on top of 'em, stompin 'em like Ndamukon,I'm Russian/rushin like a Ukrainian LaDainian Tomlinson!

  • StevieBawake

    Lyrical Genius #HahaHarassment

  • X3r0cyd3

    I'm a huge fan of his diss on benzino cannabis and vanilla ice, nail in the coffin. Reason being....... Vanilla ice spill the beans and rice I'm eating you alive inside Jesus Christ if you're that much of a gangsta put the Mic down you should be out killing mother fuckers right now kill a mother fucker dead kill him dead bitch shoot him in the fuckin head go ahead bitch slap my mom slap the fuck outta her she couldn't sue ya she wouldn't get a buck outta ya cuz you're broke as fuck you suck you're a fuckin joke if you was really selling coke then what the fuck you stop for if you slew some crack you'd get alot more money than you do from rap you'll never have no security you'll never be famous you'll never know what it's like to be rich life's a birch ain't it

  • notRhyno2

    Rhyno2, can you tell that utslay itchbay Ucksay my ikcday, excuse my igpay atinlay ,but uckfay you igpay thx :)

  • Rhyno2

    Alliteration, try this one from Rap Game ft. D12: Switchblade, with a little switch to switch blades and switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade shot's like a samurai sword, an sensei!


    It'll never be my chair that you're on crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain no oxygen otherwords there's no heir to the throne when I die so does hip hop HE IS HIP HOP AND RAP GOD

  • Rhyno

    "tryna give me the fingers kinda like giving a spider the web I'm just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage" IMO this is one of the best lines he has ever said.

  • San Diego Ken

    I pulled the lyrics off line so they're all messed up but fans get it.

  • San Diego Ken

    This is one that gets me every time: Picture me sittin in a jail cell rottin Or barricaded in a motel wit twelve shotguns So when the cops come knocking each hand's got one Cocked, ready to dump slugs heavy as shotputs One man army, guns can't harm me Young and army, worse than my Uncle Ronnie Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me I can't stop airing out my dirty laundry Middle fingers flipped and censorship Your friends just flipped over the swift penmanship Ever since I spit some shit on Infinite I been giving it a hundred and ten percent Cause when I'm bent most of my energy's spent on enemies Eighty percent of what I invent is Hennessey Twenty percent is from being hungry as sin Ten's because I love being under your skin Yeah shit can happen, so stick to rappin Quit the yappin or I'ma lift the mack and That can lead to another mishap happening Skip the crap get the can of whoopass cracking. And of course: If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it Then spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis Watch me, cause you thinking you got me in this hot seat You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me You'll never STOP me, I'm TOP speed as you POP me I came to save these new generations of babies from parents who failed to raise 'em cause they're lazy to grow to praise me I'm makin 'em go crazy That's how I got this whole nation to embrace me And you fugazi if you think I'ma admit wrong I cripple any hypocritic critic I'm sic'd on And this song is for any kid who gets picked on A sick song to retaliate to, and it's called..

    • Joe Caps

      *Young and ornery Shit Can Happen and Fight Music..Devil's Knight is such a great album. Another great line I don't think gets much play is "I'm strapped, just knowing any minute I could snap. I'm the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped" from Love Me on the 8 Mile Soundtrack.

  • Mike

    yeah the line from evil twin is super intense, one of his most intense lines actually in my opinion, and this is coming from someone who is legit hardcore STAN to the max. : "I just wanted to skip school and rap, used to mop floors Flip burgers and wash dishes, but I wrote rhymes trying to get props for 'em Cause I took book-smarts and swapped for 'em They were sleeping, I made 'em stop snorin' Made them break out the popcorn Now I've been hip-hop in it's tip-top form Since N.W.A was blaring through my car windows leaning on the horn Screaming "Fuck the police" like cop porn Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped corn Fuck top five, bitch, I'm top four And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore And I got an Evil Twin So who the fuck do you think that third and that fourth spot's for?" shit gets me hyped. that is soooo dope. and ppl say he fell off haha ok

  • craig

    Its actually " you couldn't make the fans, throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers" . You put it other way round.

  • Anonymous

    I pop two pills till my pupils swell up like two Penny's. I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid twenties.

  • bryanh03

    I am a huge Stan but nobody has ever done alliteration quite like Tupac did on If I Die Tonight. They say pussy and PAPER is POETRY POWER and PISTOLS PLOTTING on murderin motherfuckers 'fore they get you PICTURING PITIFUL PUNK niggas copping PLEAS PUFFING weed as I POSITION myself to clock G's My enemies scatter in suicidal situations Never to witness the wicked shit that they was facin POCKETS is PACKED with PRESIDENTS, PURSUE your riches And a ton more in between and after that.

  • leon:)

    Comedy - Cum On Everybody & I'm Shady Straight of the Slim Shady LP, these are outright Eminems funniest, self-degrading tracks by far. With tounge twisting lyrics in both such as; "I go on stage in front of a sell out crowd & yell out loud all ya'll get out now" - funny right? No. Its gets funnier. The opens few lines from Cum On Everybody are as follows;- "My favoite color is red, like the blood shed from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead Women all grabbin at my shishkabob Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve (I can't stand white people!)" Making fun of people who die(Trademark Eminem, cos like he always says, we all going the same place anyways) and an hilarious line to set himself for an allusion in whahahich he suggests his dick looks like a shish kebab, in which women are grabbing at, following with a Lauryn Hill reference & the allusion i mentioned just, to when it was stated she had apparently said she would rather her children starve to death, that have white people buy her album. Pretty heavy right. Heavier shit has fell of his tounge but comedy-wise, this shits rib-tickling. The highlights of Cum On Everybody though have to be these next gems; "You thought I was ill, now I'm even more so Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat" - Aids is a serious and world wide killing infection, which obliterates the immune system, how sick is that, add a sore throat or simple cold, and you have the illest motherfuckers around. "I just remembered that im absent minded, wait I mean i've lost my mind I cant find it" - Very smart & humorous, to be absent minded means to be EXTREMELY forgetful, but yet, he remembered that he was absent minded, but then remembered he literally lost his mind and cannot remember where he left it, smart ass eminem. This ties in with a few lined following; "I'm freestyling every word that I spit, cause I dont need to remember the words to my shit"-hm, well...thats good, reassuring not so much; I tried suicide once and I'll try it again That's why I write songs where I die at the end Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck"-it is what it is. "if you ever see a video for this shit I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit"- Funny because, on the album cover of one of the versions of the SSLP was a mummy, and when he performed this on stage(one of the only times, I think) he had a mummy on stage dancing and prancing about, who then began to unravel towards the end of the track, revealing itself to be Dustin Hoffman, a massive Eminem fan, can you believe it? DUSTIN "I'M WALKIN HERE!" HOFFMAN! Thats pretty fucking cool if you ask me. The last verse is the best, basically filled with sexism against the "dumb" bitches, mocking them for how gullible and idiotic they are, an Beastie Boys & Kid Rock reference, self awareness and the old im a serial killer subliminal. NEXT! - I'm Shady Now this is a brilliant track, possible one of his best when it comes to self-degrading humor(when he is funniest) and one of his best, period. Heres the highlights, but you're gonna wanna listen to it if you havent already, i assure you; "I try to keep it positive and play it cool Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!) Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter" - here he creates a stark contrast between "Positive" and "Shoot up the playground" blatantly, in fact this is so discusting its funny, I laughed hard when i heard this. Now, there are only 2 verses in the track but dont let that discourage you from listening to it, its jam-packed and will leave you dying for breath like anthrax...oh, i impress myself, did anyone else see that? I did. Honorable mentions though; As The World Turns, Brain Damage, Brainless, Takin My ball, Who Knew, The Kids, Role Model & My Fault. Go Ahead, take notes. Dexterity(skill is what ment, not good with hands) - Infinite, is hands down one of the greatest rap tracks purely for the rhyming, metaphors and similies. Now the album has some gems like; "You couldnt make this crowd throw up they fingers if the swallowed they hands" - either who ever "you" is, is whack as shit, or that crowd is tough to please. But ill let you delve into the album by yourself, its called infinite if you hadnt guessed yet, granted, it has its shit tracks like any other underground album, but PLEASE, take a listen, I beg you, here is an example from the title track; "Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction To get your brain relaxing, a zany acting maniac in action A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction You look insanely whack when just a fraction of my tracks run My rhyming skills got you climbing hills I travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills I'm sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants Twist the necks of rappers 'til their spinal column disconnects We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smog This is the season for noise pollution contamination Examination of more cartoons than animation My lamination of narration Hit's a snare and bass of track fucked up rapper interrogation When I declare invasion, there ain't no time to be stare and gazing I turn the stage into a barren wasteland... I'm Infinite" - okay, I know i said example and not a fucking entire verse, but it was worth it, wasnt it? I mean, seriously look at that shit, its perfect. I aint gonna decipher that for you, go to rap genius or some shit but that is like sex in my ears and the only other track that has made me feel warm and fuzzy inside is Nas' Memory Lane, easily(IMO ANYWAY, Dont take my head off) one of the best tracks in rap, so Infinite is up there. Honorable mentions;Rap God, Crazy In Love, Just Dont Give A Fuck, As The World Turns, Kill you, 3 a.m. Bad Meets Evil, & Criminal(theres more but they break the dial, never mind turn it up) Controversy - Im Back Now this straight up hurts feelings...in fact, its like a huge "FUCK YOU" to the media, and pretty much anyone involved and anyone who want to get involved really. That fact this guy chose the warning proves he has no idea. What drove me to choose this track for this title? Well this did; "I take seven kids from columbine, stand em all in line, add an ak47 a revolver a nine, a mack 11 oughta solve a problem of mine, and thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time" Now, i wont be surprised if many of you are sitting there thinking "what the fuck is columbine"(if you're real patriotic "American Flag in my yard" kind of american you'll know what this is; Im not american, so thats a lie but whatever) The Columbine high school shootings was at best, a global-known incident in 2000, and caused mass hysteria in white america when Shady dropped the MMLP, at the time this line was, well...banned, not just from radio versions, oh no, every version. Even though it isnt as controversial nowadays, 14 years ago it was an extremely, unprecedented track, but as you can see in rap god, he used this line again to see what would happen(evil,right?) and well they never censored it, but its sank a few ships, but nothing in comparison to the fleet it obliterated when it dropped. There are no honarable mentions simply because nothing really can come close to this, not if you take it at the "at the time" kind of view, I mean this is Eminem for fucks sake, Eminem = Controversial he admitted he purposely said the things he said and done the things he done in the late 90's to mid 00's to gain that boost in fame, well to become the biggest artist in the past 20 years. Next! Intensity - White America & Mosh While I dont actually disagree that "Til I Collapse" is certainly one of Em's most intense tracks it isnt THE most intense track, not to me anyway. It doesnt stand up to Mosh Or White America, in fact til i collapse is more along the same vein as Lose Yourself, a get up an go track to me. But intense no doubt. Honarable Mentions; The Sauce, Quitter, Soldier & Say Goodbye to Hollywood. Alliteration? Um, im gonna replace that with Deep - Rock Bottom Now this track is deep, the deepest in fact, a very "chill in any room;anywhere;any state of mind;Sober or not;Reflect and project depressiveness to your current enviroment" its a song that makes you think, "is my life that bad" of course not! You listening to eminem, man, if you have time to do that, then you a-ok! He raps of his troubles before fame, in fact, youtube the original version of this track and you will hear this shitty quality track which is near enough the exact same as the one from the SSLP but this track written, then recorded the same night, christmas eve actually...Slim had just beem fired from his job and had no money for Hailey or Kim to provide for them, basically. A rare occurence in the world of music, you hear the conviction in his voice, the desperation, the "time to cut my fuckin wrists" mindframe. Listen to it, just dont kill yourself. Honarable mentions; When I'm Gone, Sing For The Moment, Kim(#2), If I Had & When the music stops. Diss tracks He has a variety of them, whether hes spewing venom at Mariah And Nick with The Warning, Laughing and shitting on Canibus with Can-i-bitch, getting one back on Benzino with Nail in The Coffin & The Sauce, or destroying Ja Rules shitty career with Hail Mary, causing heart attacks to Everlast(Whitey Ford) with Hit em up & Quitter. They are all worth listening to, including Monkey See Monkey Do, Remember, Girls, bagpipes from baghdad, Say What You Say, Puke, kim and We As Americans(The bush admin) Bitch Please II is probably the biggest though. This article was thrown together to get views on the sight, simple as that tbh. No thought went into it but whatever.

  • Mason

    In terms of having raw talent and having the whole package, EM is the G.O.A.T. People say he's fell off because he's no longer at the ridiculous high standards he set himself when he first came out, but he's still the better than everyone else in the game right now and people forget how many classic verses and material he has given us over the years. G.O.A.T

  • Fatimah Ali

    EM = G.O.A.T.

  • Fatimah Ali

    and everyone forgetting "No Love", his verse in "Drop the World", & his verse in "Forever" no one can compare to him on these songs, you make urself look stupid when u get on a track with him!

  • Fatimah Ali

    is everyone forgetting "Soldier"

  • Anonymous

    Renegade Shmenegade

  • Anonymous

    There is zero alliteration in the "Renegade" example. Who edited this piece and didn't catch that?

    • g

      tbh you're right. its a better example of assonance. 'who's the' 'rude', 'lucrative' 'ludicrous' 'put youth' 'who could'

    • g

      'ludicrous lucrative lyrics'.. but i suspect the rhymes were so outright explosive it didnt matter really

  • Rage Against The "Beast"

    Hol' Up!!!! Drugs, horns, skeletons & the holocaust?!! Gotta listen 2 what Em was promotin & programmin da youth wit. This sellout even dyed his hair blond... I thought it was funny when I was in high school, but I now see how dangerous those catchy punchlines were. [Abuse of power] Straight anti-Christ rap!! ...I'm glad he fell off.

    • The Last Stand

      Caution to the wind, complete freedom Look at these rappers, how I treat 'em So why the fuck would I join 'em when I beat 'em They call me a freak, cause I like to spit on these pussies before I eat 'em Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage! Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him

  • amp

    handsdown best alliteration i can think of off the top comes from Jay Z in D'Evils - "9 to 5 is how to survive, but i aint tryna survive, im tryna live it to the limit and love it a lot". to me, that line is THE most poetic i can think of from a mainstream hip hop artist. let me break it down some. the first half is gritty, it barely flows, its rugged and difficult to get through it, just like the life he's talking about. you dont want to be there. and then the second half comes in. complete opposite. it just rolls off your tongue, the way it flows, ahhhh, and each pair of L words rhyme together too. plus its the meaning behind that and how it fits into the bigger theme of Reasonable Doubt, that of a hustler's life and whatnot. Jay Z's skill is underwritten and a lot of dudes blindly hate out of jealousy probably, but he's been coming up with dope lines since his debut (i cant comment on hawaii sophie fame era) to the present day. the duo absolutely killed it on Watch the Throne. especially kanye. i dont know if he's getting ghostwriters or what, but i am unequivocally in awe of how much his skill as a lyricist has advanced, and when it comes to analogy and reference, Kanye is without peer in the commercial rap domain, id say even over Em, not in terms of rhymes, but linking that with history/art theory/human life. that line in Primetime? "damn yeezy they all gotta be dimes? well Adam gave up the rib, so mine better be prime". that one is wayyy to deep for me to comprehensively cover here. but just to touch on it, and i really dont feel it does it justice, but its like, Adam made that sacrifice, so i gotta have the baddest bitch out. its in our genes right. you could even say he's saying we have a right to that. it was written. in the Qu'ran... and thats probably not even close... ok, so you could view it as misogynistic the way he compares women to eating ribs.. but who gonn stop him, ha? "n**** gonna kill me i swear they better be lyin, i never live in fear, im too outta my mind..." im not on his dick. im just appreciating fine hip-hop as one would any example of fine art, from Grecian epics to Picasso baby (screw cubism though). and yeh, i dont have my ear to the underground like i used to, so im not sure whats going on there anymore. im sure theres better examples of pure rhymes and references there... but making it approachable and good music holistically is a talent in its own. im loving this run theyre on though. looking forward to their future works. fuck is lil wayne at though??? what the fuck happened to him after 2010? and what the fuck is a hammock? the chef up in the kitchen like what the fuck is a sammich? we gotta find middle ground, we need balance..... 'yadigg'? he needs to get back on the lean. and cudi needs some weed. honestly. the kush and goose combination harmful g. only eminem's better sober. and thats arguable.

    • I Know What You Did Last Summer

      See I'ma poet to some, a regular modern-day Shakespeare Jesus Christ, the King of these Latter-Day Saints here To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me as As a monger of hate, Satanist, scatter-brained atheist But that ain't the case, see it's a matter of taste We as a people decide if Shady's as bad as they say he is

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    • Roadkill

      Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done, this ain't the chorus I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest A bloodstain is orange, after you wash it three or four times In a tub.. but that's normal, ain't it Norman Serial killer hidin' murder material In a cereal box on top of your stereo

  • Crimzin

    Ok, I like the concept of the article, but here's how I'd do it: Comedy: Brainless "My whole career's a stroke of sheer genius, smoke and mirrors, tactical practical jokes, yeah you motherfuckin [insert insult here]" Dexterity: Shady 2.0 Cypher "Me pushing up daisies? That thought is impossible as if flashin across the news Posdnuos was caught with a prostitute with a huge johnson, boobs, and a monstrous tube of lube, and a bra, some boots, some panties in an aqua blue Mazda swallowin a popsicle, playin tonsil pool" Controversy: Nail in the Coffin "Tried to jump the Ruff Ryders and they cut you up, and you put Jada on a track, that's how much you suck" Intensity: Welcome 2 Hell "Go ahead little prick bastard diss it, but when you get hit with a sick ass explicit flow don't ask how much of his passion is it that goes in it, just know that all he knows is that, it's better to kick ass than kiss it" Alliteration: Kill You "I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches, vain Vicodin, vrin vrin, VRINNN"

    • Sabotage

      Made them break out the popcorn Now I've been hip-hop in it's tip-top form Since N.W.A was blarin', through my car windows leanin' on the horn Screamin' "Fuck the police" like cop porn Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped corn Fuck top five, bitch, I'm top four That includes Biggie & Pac, whore I gotta Evil Twin So who the fuck do you think that third & that fourth spot's for?

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  • Anonymous

    aside from two grown men fucking each other in the ass at the same time with bendy cocks -- rap is the fruitiest thing ive seen on this wretched earth. why was i incarnated. it's a pain to die. but easy to be born. so why was i born in the first place. 2 stars.

    • Brake

      I fired the first shot, spun his body around He hit the ground, landed upside down Dre grabbed the map, the plaques & the gold I grabbed two girlies & a blunt that's rolled

    • Anonymous

      good. smh. niggas wanna test your ass these dayse.

    • Anonymous

      your phone number aint 9517500807 ? dont fuck with me faggot i got your familys email ill send that shit out

    • Anonymous

      ^^ stay out yo bidness? bitch dont act like i dont got pictures and no this aint a joke i know exactly who this is. get on skype you fucking faggot i want a thousand dollars or youre fucked.

    • Anonymous

      stay out my bidness

    • Anonymous

      ^^ you said it was ass fuckin so it's still fruity. the question is would you fuck an ugly broad that's fat as hell and looks like a man, and ugly pussy or would you fuck a pretty, hairless, gorgeous feminine looking tranny with a dick bigger than yours.

    • Anonymous

      ^^ oh my bad. ok then i guess rap IS the fruitest thing ive seen. thanks.

    • Anonymous

      guess what. bendy cocks are known as double ended dildos. you was watching two masculine butch dykes fuck each other

    • Anonymous

      ok my bad ill come on skype just stop dont post on hddx no more

    • Anonymous

      i dont know you

    • Locke

      Slap him purple, for mimickin' him with two rapping Urkels I could of snapped, took it past rap & hurt you But I didn't, I kept it on wax & served you I Square Dance, cause I'm sick of rappin' in circles Around these clowns, stready tryna call me out It's like I'm listenin' to motherfucking dogs meow You'd probably do better tryna come & stomp me out You don't want it with rap, this is what I'm all about (I) No gangsta you ain't either (Will) But I know that I spit ether (Not) I shit across your belly (Lose) Show you I'm not R. Kelly

  • billiy bob

    how can a writer for a hip hop website, who apperantly has a vast knowledge of rap and hip hop history, write "One of the earliest high profile guest appearances for Eminem, he slays it on Jay Zs track." do some research or just dont write at all. it was eminem's track which had him featuring royce da 59. so when they had their little fued. eminem gave the song to jay z.

    • g

      plus it wasnt really em's first high profile appearance aye? he'd already been on dre, missy, kid rock, not to mention a biggie album... shit he'd been on everyone's except jay z

    • Cliffhanger

      Everyday I wake up, another drama It's a wonder I'm alive, survivin' this karma If I can hold on to my private life for five minutes longer I might get my wife to let go of this knife, just calm her Without these cameras in our faces like animals For your Channel 2 Action News, to follow our ambulance up the avenue Catch a glimpse of all the suicide attempts What we do in private, since they won't let us put up a fence You wonder why I carry every gun under the sun Whether it's unloaded, full, or an unregistered one No bullets? You're so full of shit This clip is so full, it'll spit if I don't pull it

    • wads

      it was on gay jays album so most ppl are gonna think of him instead of who produced it

  • akash

    NAS--and shady murdered you on your own shut jay-z....you better contact McDonals

    • Drive

      So when you see me, dressin' up like a nerd on TV Or heard the CD, usin' the fag word so freely It's just me bein' me, here want me to tone it down Suck my fuckin' dick, you faggot, you happy now?

  • THOBS40

    Take some Big and some Pac and you mix em up in a pot Sprinkle a little Big L on top, what the fuck do you got? You got the realest and illest killers tied up in a knot The juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not It's like a fight to the top just to see who'd die for the spot You put ya life in this, nothing like surviving a shot... Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So I'll be disguised in it And if anybody identifies the guy in it, I'll hide for 5 minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I make it as I'mma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask

    • Buried

      I wouldn't let you eat the fuckin' chip on my shoulder If you was bleach & I was hair, I wouldn't die for ya Tryna pull 5 bucks from me, is like tryna pull five mollars You'll get your eyes swolled up I'm on my straight grizzly So why would I buy you a gay ass teddy bear bitch? You're already bi-polar



    • About a Boy

      I gotta riddle, what's little Talks big, with midget arms & creamy white fillin' in the middle That will do anything to throw dirt on my name If it means walkin' the whole Mediterranean Isn't it Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tasmanian NO! His name's Raymond oh sorry WOW But that was a long time ago, when I was just Joe Shmoe Rappin' in Joe Blows basement, I apologized for it befo' Either except it or you don't & lets move on If I've shown that I've grown and get the bone Keep lickin' these nuts you industry mutts Keep walkin' around sniffin' each others butts Or should I say asses What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses

  • Anonymous

    since Eminem show all Eminem does is make music for white boys who rape their daughters.

    • Space Jam

      My music is soothin', but it's also been proven That it can put you in the mood to jump out of ya car while it's movin' You've been waitin' on this moment, my sermon Is like a omen; I'm servin', I'm Erick Sermon I saw the window was open & I jumped through it My shit, if you don't get pumped to it I quit, here's my rhyme book, go 'head & thumb through it

  • Anonymous

    eminem is fucking trash. hasnt had a good album in 12 years

    • Lost in Space

      Lil sorry hoe ass, go ask B-Real We burn Source covers like fuckin' Cypress Hill Did in the 90's, when you was in diapers still Shady Records you better believe the hype is real This is no joke, I don't smoke But I toke enough secondhand, to make my fuckin' P.O. choke

  • george

    Thunder and lightning, rain, hail, sleet With a tornado's the kinda brainstorm I get So when the wind starts blowing, shit Talking 'bout going in, going insane is more like it Wizard of words when he spits hazardous with it Like a disastrous blizzard So you better listen quick fast, or miss it Yeah, go ahead little prick bastard, diss it But when you get hit with a sick-ass explicit flow Don't ask how much of his passion is it that goes in it Just know that all he knows is this that It's better to kick ass than kiss it Dick dastardly of audacity Mental capacity, unmatched it has to be stopped But it can't be, but man I can't just keep Doing them like that or no one will rap with me Except one, you asked who is it "I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this" "I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist" "I don't wanna quit, but shit, I feel like this is it For me to have this much appeal like this is sick This is not a game, this fame, in real life this is sick Publicity stunt my ass, conceal my fuckin' dick Fuck the guns, i'm done, i'll never look at gats If I scrap, i'll scrap like I ain't never whooped some ass I love my fans But no one ever puts a grasp on the fact i've sacrificed everything I have I never dreamt i'd get to the level that i'm at, this is whack This is more than I ever could of asked everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood, or mask What about math, how come I wasn't ever good at that It's like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt, i'm trapped If I could go back, I never woulda rapped I sold my soul to the devil, i'll never get it back I just wanna leave this game with level head intact Imagine goin' from bein' a no one to seein', everything blow up and all you did was just grow up emceeing It's fuckin' crazy Cause all I wanted was to give Hailie the life I never had But instead I forced us to live alienated, so i'm sayin'..."

    • A Time to Kill

      Actin' like they never seen nobody hit a lick before Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64 When they sell out in stores, the price triples I ran up the block. jumpin' kids on tricycles Collided with an eighty-year-old lady with groceries There goes cheese, eggs, milk & Post Toasties

  • Joey

    Give me a week and I could write a better article than this. Like, jesus fuck, this is just so lacking in insight and just feels lazy. Eminem is one of the best and by mentioning My Name Is as one of his top 5 moments is just incorrect, there's no other way to look at it. I was really excited to read this article and was really let down. Come on now. Seriously give me a shot and I'll do it right.

    • Walk the Line

      I almost look comatose, who wants to be sober? Gross I foam like a doberman, mouth open, I overdose Put coke up my nostrils, in both my holes then I plug my nose

  • Anonymous

    Guess that new video didnt get them suckin that cock like they hoped so we had to find an excuse to look over it all eh? Better milk that shit for all its worth because pretty soon nobody gonna buy into all the hype and he'll just be another in a list of many that were once nice during their heyday. shit happens. thats the breaks

  • Tyson

    Here is the best bar by Eminem ever: So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this! I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

    • Hangover

      Always, you can see him lurkin' in the hallways Carcasses of Caucasian females in his crawl space How the hell did he fit 'em all into such a small place Hide 'em in the wall, well how long will the drywall take? Well fuck it then, I got nothin' but time, I'll wait Until it dries for the moment I guess you're all safe After I sand & buff it, I guess that I'll paint My chainsaw's out of gas, my regular saw ain't

    • DRU

      It's comedic and clever, imhomo shut the fuck up

    • Anonymous

      @Tyson: That shit still causes me to laugh

    • imho

      LMAO if you 2 think those are his hardest bars you need to reevaluate your position as a rap/Eminem fan smmfh...ESP Tyson.

    • swaHiiili

      I totally agree! that would make my top 5 along with: They say music can alter moods and talk to you Well, can it load a gun up for you and cock it too? Well if it can, and the next time you assault a dude Just tell the judge it was my fault, and I'll get sued I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it Spent a million a track and went over my budget Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt? I can't rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated Just by the way that you keep licking them dick-sucking lips, I'm agitated Aggravated to the point you don't suck my dick, then you're gonna get decapitated Other words, you don't fucking give me head, then I'm have to take it Yo.. I'll fuckin.. I'll.. I'll puke, eat it, and freak you Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to, the only key that I see to defeat you Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you And force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse You'll think I pulled the fucking ground out from underneath you I ain't no fucking G, I'm a cannibal I ain't tryin to shoot you, I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass And have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers Fuck the planet 'til it spins on a broken axis I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket To fill it full of explosive gasses and close it back With a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches Blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes

  • Guy

    While I disagree with some of the points/examples in this article, if we still adhered to the former, they all could have been covered within his two verses on "Renegade." And, for the alliteration example, off the top of my head, I think the "Vile, venomous, volatile bitches vain Vicdin, vin-vin-vin!" line would've been much better.

    • Titanic

      I'm tryna pull the trigger but it's stuck, fuck My shit is all jammed up Come on, you cock-suckin', good-for-nothin' Motherfuckin' piece of shit shoot! Yeah! What up, bitch? Say that shit again Shot the bullet missed, hit a brick, bounced of it, ricocheted back in his shin Went through his bitch on his way back, hit his friend Payback homie, don't play that shit is spin


    pointless fucking article, poorly written, and a retarded way of looking at music, no less hip-hop.

    • Paradise Lost

      You even had the same type of childhood I did Sometimes I just wanna know, why is it that you succame to yours & mine I survived it You ran the streets, I 9 to 5'ed it We grew up, grew apart as time went by us I blew up to both yours & mines surprises Now I feel a vibe, I just can't describe it Much as your pride tries to hide it Your cold your touch is just like ice & your eyes is a look of resentment, I can sense it & I don't like it

  • Stanley

    But convince me you've heard An MC since me who's this good with the fucking mincing of words Without mincing words that'll make you feel like I'm pinching a nerve Whose mentally disturbed, you might as well stick a knife in me and turn It'll be like my skin being Indian burned Hah, bitch there isn't one, when will you learn? Never been served if memory serves I'd battle that 'til my own recollection remembers these words

    • Rango

      This isn't golf this is a blisterin' assault Those are your wounds this is the salt, so get lost Shit dissin' me is just like pissin' off the Wizard of Oz Wrap a lizard in gauze, beat you in the jaws with it Grab the scissors & saws, cut out your livers gizzards & balls Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with Jaws So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw Then describe how it tasted like dessert to us all

  • Me

    Shady stay creative baby hold your head up don't u let up One bit on these motherfuckin suckers you a soldier get up Stand up for what you believe in as long as u breathin They jealous of you man that's the only reason they beefin'

    • Westside Story

      I breathe ether in three lethal amounts, while I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle Releasing rage on anybody in squeezin' range Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain I just want to shoot up & I'm pissed off, cause I can't find a decent vein

  • Gary

    Ok... Whose next? Waka... kooch... I mean Gucc.... T.I??? so many to choose from... How about Drake, Wayne or his Dad Birdman? idk... tough one.... I'll wait........

    • Body of Lies

      The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like Cause this is how I am in real life I don't wanna just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice

    • Blood Diamond

      I went to grab my gun, that's when her ass put it on me With an uppercut, hit me with a basket of laundry I fell through the glass doors, started causin' a scene Slid across the floor, flew right into a washin' machine Jumped up with a broken back Thank God I was smokin' crack all day, doped up on coke & smack All I wanted to do was rape the bitch & snatch her purse Now I wanna kill her, but I gotta catch her first

  • Chris

    "Imagine going from being a no one to seeing everything blow up and all you did was grow up mcing. It's fucking crazy" "As if flashing across the news postaneux was caught with a prostitute with huge Johnson boobs a monstrous tube of lube. In some bras some boots some panties and an aqua blue monster swallowing a Popsicle playing tonsil pool. So kill the rumors it ain't happening I'm a rap till I'm fossil fuel .

    • Junior

      Bury my face in comic books, cause I don't wanna look At nothin', this world's too much, I've swallowed all I could If I could swallow a bottle of Tylenol I would End it for good, just say goodbye to Hollywood

  • Anonymous

    The way i am and till i collapse are the best from that list he needs to go back to making music like that

    • Twins

      I love pissin' you off, it gets me off Like my lawyer's, when the fuckin' judge lets me off All you mothafuckers gotta do is set me off I'll violate & all the motherfuckin' bets be off

  • lldkds

    Rock Bottom, Stan, As the world turns, If I had all have more content

    • Saturday Night Fever

      Laugh till your mothafuckin' ass gets drafted While you're at band camp, thinkin' the draft can't happen Till you fuck around, get an Anthrax napkin Inside a package, wrapped in Saran wrap wrappin' Open the plastic, then you stand back gaspin' Fuckin' assassins hi-jackin' Amtracks, crashin' All this terror, America demands action Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin' To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy

  • Anonymous

    Worthless rap songs! Yes, spit them line fast but no one really cares. Shit is trailor trash.

  • Anonymous

    Garbage! Em is complete garbage! Nobody is listening to an Eminem!

    • Grease

      I light a candle & place it up on the mantle Grab a knife at the blade & stab you with the fuckin' handle So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin' (Bitch it's too late) Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains

    • Anonymous

      by nobody, do you mean MILLIONS

    • Anonymous

      You're so retarded, omg.

  • speakonit1

    that's cool at least his people realize Em is trash now that's why they reminding us of back when he was good 4 old songs and Rap God smart. google "deathwish featherz" that's what a white boy should rap like in 2014

    • lisa carey

      You have got to be kidding me... Death wish featherz... The least skilled song I have EVER heard in my life. Take em's worst song ever and it blows that stupid shit out of the water. But, clearly you wrote this to try to promote that waste of time, so good job it worked. Enjoy this now because, unless you get that loser a rap Tudor this is the most acknowledgement he's ever going to get.

    • Meet Joe Black

      That's the mentality here, that's the reality here Did I just hear somebody say they want to challenge me here While I'm holdin' a pistol, with this many calibers here Plus a registration, that just made this shit valid this year

    • speakonit1

      damn that's weird how come everyone on worldstar is saying it's the best diss track of all time n shit?? over your head I guess. that's ok there's plenty of music about poppin mollies you can go listen to that's more your speed

    • Clownin'

      Dude... I hope you weren't serious because that "Deathwish - Featherz" shit was fucking WACK.

  • Anonymous

    I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed Til one night he snuck in and said We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, Bust a nut, get some rest The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid! The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead" "Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course, unless you object" "Ah go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"

    • Men in Black

      I'm about as normal as Norman Bates With deformative traits A premature birth that was four minutes late Mother, are you there? I love you I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel

  • Benzino Goon Squad

    His album dropped over half a year ago and DX is still all over his dick. Eminem is the worst thing that ever happened to hip-hop, wack as shit. #BGS2014 #Eminemisthewhitedevil

    • Bad Boys

      One man army, guns can't harm me Young & horny, worse than my Uncle Ronnie Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me I can't stop airin' out my dirty laundry Middle fingers flipped at censorship Your friends just flipped over the swift penmanship Ever since I spit some shit on "Infinite" I've been giving it 110%

  • Anonymous

    Words Are Weapons - that whole verse. The delivery, passion, wordplay, everything is on point.

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  • MD

    FUCK money I dont rap for dead presidents I'd rather see the president dead Its never been said, but I set precedents and STANDards and they cant STAND it

    • Enchanted

      Shit is like smearin' a bloodstain with a paint brush I cant explain what it is my brain does But however it works, it's insane, it's plain nuts It ain't just my brain thats dangerous Its a whole combination of things, it takes nuts

  • McG

    It don't matter as long as you get where you're going 'Cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where we're going They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning But you're young You've got a lot of drugs to do Girls to screw Parties to crash Sucks to be you If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn't

    • Happy Feet

      No more Source for street credit, them days is dead Ray's got AK's to Dave Mays' head Every issue there's an eight page Made Men spread Will somebody please tell whoever braids his head That I am not afraid of this fuckin' waste of lead On my pencil, for me to write some shit this simple So listen closely, as I break it down & proceed This old G's about to get smoked like rolled weed

  • Pat

    I'm Infinite You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it

    • Ice Age

      What you know about bein' bullied over half your life? Oh that's right, you should know what that's like, you're half white Vanilla Ice, spill the beans & rice I'm eatin' you alive inside, Jesus Christ! If you're that much of a gangsta, put the mic down You should be out killin' motherfuckers right now Kill a motherfucker dead, kill him dead, bitch! Shoot 'em in the fuckin' head... go ahead, bitch! Slap my mom; slap the fuck outta her She can't sue you; she wouldn't get a buck outta ya Cause you're broke as fuck, you suck, you're a fuckin' joke

  • Jojo

    Nice article. want more like this. Oh and Em has got some hot bars! and these arent the only ones. this white dude has got some true skills from since he started till now. Impressive.

    • Paycheck

      It's a sick world we live in these days 'Slim for Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs' Geez, you guys are so sensitive 'Slim it's a touchy subject, try & just don't mention it" Mind with no sense in it, fried schizophrenic

  • boo

    top 10 eminem songs (no order): no apologies kim murder murder love you more lose yourself sing for the moment rock bottom bad guy (due to the last verse) 8 mile road its okay

    • Payback

      Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes Two kids, sixteen with M-16's & ten clips each & them shits reach through six kids each Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets

    • FB

      shit up on the bad guy piece the whole song is a masterpiece wtf?? fucking nostalgia idiots

  • Anonymous

    My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes" Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging I think liberals would explode on the news he said something like this in 2014

    • Alpha Dog

      I'll be right back just chill, baby, please? I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these "John, where's Dave at before I bash you" 'He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin' a crap, dude' "Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance There's a girl upstairs talkin' to plants Choppin' her hair off, there's only two days left Of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off"

    • Anonymous

      MY FAV EM SONG!!! happy someone posted this line

  • Anonymous

    "I strike an still pose and hit you with some ill flows That don't even make sense, like dykes using dildos" classic lol

    • Honey

      I got up & ran to the janitor's storage booth Kicked the door hinge loose, ripped out the four inch screws Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms & foreign tools This is for every time you took my orange juice Or stole my seat in the lunchroom, drank my chocolate milk Every time you tipped my tray & it dropped & spilt

    • q

      Incredibly funny and clever line

  • shadyy

    You guys just could've put on the entire lyrics to Criminal! that track crazy!!

    • Step Up

      Heard of me before, see whore, you're the kinda girl that I'da Assault & rape then figure why not try not to make ya pussy wider? Fuck you with an umbrella, then open it up while the shit's inside ya I'm the kinda guy that's mild, but I might flip & getta lil bit wilder

  • DMDM

    BEST rapper of all time no argument. Even ask the GOD MC RAKIM faggots First paragraph...Who else can you say this shit about? jay z? (LOL!!!) "Eminem is as close to a musical phenom as this generation will likely ever get. An insane poet with near-flawless delivery, his lyrics are a combination of self-awareness, honesty, and intelligence rarely found in equal levels. His no-punches-pulled attitude has given rise to a career filled with fame and fortune, pain and suffering, relapse and redemption, admiration and spite. With very few exceptions, every one of his verses is a display of a master of the craft, no matter the subject or target, or whether hes rhyming on his own records or featured on a fellow emcees track"

    • ^

      You use and quote some ridiculous em bars..so aer you agreeing or arguing his GOAT argument?... im agreeing

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    • Godzila

      See I could sit & argue with you but it goes beyond Just bein' a snot, pointy-nosed bleach-blond Cause I came here to uplift; let your woes be gone Tell 'em to get fucked & just mosey on Constantly movin', constantly usin' The Constitution as a form of restitution

  • insanemacbeth

    me personally, i'd used the barZ from "CRIMINAL".

    • Terminator

      Tell that C. Delores Tucker slut to suck a dick Motherfucker ducked, what the fuck? Son of a bitch Take away my gun, I'm gonna tuck some other shit Can't tell me shit about the tricks of this trade Switchblade, with a lil switch to switch blades Switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade

  • Breezy B

    "I'm sorry there must be a mix up/ you want me to fix up lyrics while our president gets his dick sucked?" The fact that y'all left this one out makes be question the validity of the whole article.

    • Save the Last Dance

      You ain't got the funds to match or counteract it But I'd rather rap, than get into this gangsta shit It ain't because I'm a bitch It's because I ain't a bitch, I don't endanger people that I'm wit'

    • Streets of Blood

      It ain't even funny, I ain't even hungry, it ain't even money You can't pay me enough for you to play me It's cockamanie, you just ain't zany enough to rock with Shady My noodle is cock-a-doodle, my clock's coo-coo I got screws loose, yea the whole kit & caboodle, I'm just brutal

    • boo

      there is a certain mystic when i speak you know its sort of unique coz u know its me my poetry is deep and im still illmatic the way i flow with this beat

  • jsmith

    Fuck the guns im done, ill never look at gats, if I scrap, ill scrap like I aint never whooped some ass/ I love my fans but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact ive sacrificed everything I have..../ Sayin goodbye to hollywood...the rest of that verse should b in there but I dont feel like typin it lol...the realest shit I have ever heard from em! Dude was amazing and still is

    • Dirty Dancing

      For the rest of your life, I get attach to you We'll be joined at the hip, I'll be so latched to you You'll be walkin' out the house, I'll run up & tackle you Chain your ass up to the bed & shackle you You don't think you're leavin' this house in that, do you? Not 'til I brand my name in your ass & tattoo you Have you walkin' out this bitch in turtleneck sweaters Scarves & full leathers in 90 degree weathers

  • j

    *In before some fuck says 'nothing tops Infinite' Which is so clearly not true

    • Street Kings

      J it's a 50 song & does it fucking matter it's amazing lyrics

    • j

      @StreetKings That's the best you could find...? from a G-Unit track

    • Street Kings

      You see your brains hang & you see we ain't playin' Ain't sayin' we ain't layin' down at night & ain't prayin' I bullied my way in this game, man, I'm done playin' Man, I'm done sayin' that I'm done playin'

    • ^

      Cant agree more ppl just name the earliest project they can to try to sound cool infinite is good but has nothing on a lot of his shit fuck that

  • Shady305

    For Intensity you could've used these bars from Soldier, as well. I love pissin' you off, it gets me off Like my lawyer's, when the fuckin' judge lets me off All you mothafuckers gotta do is set me off I'll violate and all the motherfuckin' bets be off I'm a lit fuse, anything I do bitch, it's news Pistol whippin' motherfuckin' bouncer 6'2" Who needs bullets, soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets An excellent method to get rid of the next bully It's actually better cause instead you murderin' You can hurt 'em and come back again and kick dirt at 'em

    • imho

      im a solider is one my top 5 em songs of all time

    • Deep Blue Sea

      Take some Big & some Pac, you mix 'em up in a pot Sprinkle a lil Big L on top, what the fuck do you got? You got the realest & illest killers tied up in a knot The juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not

  • Anonymous

    "Only have one homie. Only this gun, lonely cause don't anyone know me. And everybody just feels like they can relate. I guess words are a motherfucker, they be be great or they can degrade, or even worse they can teach hate. It's like these kids hang on every single statement we make." -Sing For the Moment. The definition of Em.

    • Waist Deep

      It's like a throne that he don't even own He won't sit down, give him a crown, he just throws it around It's like a joke, he's like a king, but he don't do a thing He don't want the diamonds, want the gold or want the jewellery He don't want the room or want the loot, he's in it for the sport Runnin' circles 'round his competition on the court He appreciates your support, but he ain't beggin' for it

  • imho

    I miss Eminem beef bars..when hes attacking hes a pitbull and his bars are just insane.. but when hes on his weird shit he misses me... we need another EMINEM SHOW type of album fuck all this shock rap shit, mmlp2 was geared towards teenagers and fucked up older people who rape kids

    • Deep Impact

      I choke mics like asphyxiation When I'm stranglin' my own throat masturbatin' Fuck yeah I'm a basket case I mastered this rap shit, till my ass gets wasted Till my assassination, till I'm slain cuz of some fags infatuation .44 Mag's fascination a taste for disaster and if that's the case then

    • imho

      yeah you can tell Eminem took his time with Eminem show.. sslp amd mmlp he can get away with bc he was young, new and raw.. but when ur damn near 42 still talking about raping girls and beefing with bitches its lke wtf are you doing..destroying his legacy one weird track at a time.

    • Anonymous

      imagine if shady records went in the same direction as the re up r.i.p proof

    • Anonymous

      except the re up

    • imho

      reup was raw.. Eminem on no apologies is the type of Eminem I love to listen to. I wish we could get an album full of lose yourself, go to sleep, no apologies, til I collapse Eminem. not that style of course but hard bars, no weird shit.

    • Anonymous

      yea that was eminems most focused album encore and everything after that is kinda goofy

  • kas

    Wow I had forgotten how SICK that warning track was!! THAT FLOW! of course the rest of the songs I already have memorized. How about you guys check for more lines of Em's underrated songs, DX? He's got sick bars in the D12 albums as well.

    • slim

      "My music is therapeutic for whoever's there to use it/ Its lucifers here to influences listeners through it/ Youll probably do it says just from listening to it/ Its got the power to get you to do it" "Im a 27 year old /11 year old/Ima never grow up/ bitch I will never get old/ Il be sittin here wit a cane and a beard still insane and as wierd as the day I came in here brain in my rear" dude is raw

    • Toy Story

      A whole generation of kids blowin' out their fuckin' brains to this Kurt Cobain music, students converted to 'caine users As soon as they heard it, went out, murdered & maimed to it What's your name (Judas)

  • Anonymous

    Eminem is the g.o.a.t.

    • Belly

      No one can tell me nothin', hip-hop overwhelmed me To the point where it had me in a whole 'nother realm It was like isolatin' myself was healthy It felt like we was on welfare, but wealthy

  • Fry

    You can dig just a little bit deeper into his first 4 albums and find much better examples...way to pick the most commercial shit he's ever done hhdx. Also, the Mariah diss was just turrible compared to his classic diss tracks.

    • Trust

      I came to save these new generations of babies From parents who failed to raise 'em, cause they're lazy To grow to praise me, I'm makin' 'em go crazy That's how I got this whole nation to embrace me