In an interview, Lupe Fiasco asked what if the hook from Laffy Taffy was “read a book?”

Somebody answered his question.

A Washington, D.C. spoken word artist has recorded and released a track titled Read a Book. The southern style beat, set over drums and a symphony, can best be described as a Lil Jon parody mixed with common sense.

Bomani “D Mite” Armah opens the track with Lil Jon’s signature “yeah”, and tells the listener he usually makes songs “with hooks and concepts and shit like that”, but he’s trying to go platinum.

What follows is a song reminiscent of early Lil
Jon club bangers that tell the unsuspecting listener to “read a muithafuckin book”, “raise yo got damn kids”, “brush yo got damn teeth” and other gems.

If you think we’re making this up, listen for yourself: myspace.com/knotarapper