Snow Tha Product Asserts The Legitimacy Of Latinos In Hip Hop

Exclusive: Snow Tha Product details her re-release of "Good Nights & Bad Mornings: The Hangover," which includes features by Tech N9ne, Lupe Fiasco and others.

San Jose native, Snow Tha Product is one of the few Mexican-American female rappers to be signed to a major label, and she comes up in an era of new wave female Hip Hop artists including Iggy Azalea, Angel Haze, and Honey Cocaine. After gaining a multitude of fans and a great deal of recognition through her online presence, Snow signed to Atlantic Records in 2012 and plans to release a debut studio album next year.

“Let me be abundantly clear. She is one of the sickest artists out right now, if not the sickest. There’s no match. No equivalent,” praised Cuban rapper Mellow Man Ace, brother of Cypress Hill member Sen Dog. “She’s got looks, style, the ability to spit, stage presence, and concepts…all of these things show she has what it takes.”

While contending the realities of being a Latina rapper in the game, Snow recollects her experiences making music with artists Tech N9ne and Dizzy Wright. From parties to heartbreak, Snow, through her music, touches on topics that are universally felt while still executing every track with impressive technical skill. To top it off she even built her own first home recording studio… all by herself.

Snow Tha Product Talks About Life Before Signing To Atlantic

HipHopDX: You’ve moved around a lot...from San Jose to San Diego and now Texas. What’s it like being in Dallas/Fort Worth area? How’s that affected your music?

Snow Tha Product: I love San Jose. If it was up to me I would’ve stayed in the Bay forever, and San Diego’s tight too with the weather and everything. But it was expensive as hell, so Texas looks like the cool place to live. I make music in my room, so it doesn’t matter too much where I am, as long as I’m workin’. People are cool, and it’s real mellow. It’s affected me because I got influenced by the scene in different places. In the Bay the way you rap is kinda more aggressive…they way I say, “Bitch” is very influenced by the Bay. In Texas it’s on some chill shit.

DX: What went down between you and Disney? Do they really have “Snow White” copyrighted? What’s the story behind your stage name “Snow Tha Product?”

Snow: They are assholes! They steal people’s fairytales, take the name and don’t want anybody to be remotely close to it! They own “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” Snow white is like brick red…it’s a color. I didn’t wanna deal with that. You have to have a lot of money and shit, so I kept Snow Tha Product. I’m just gonna change my name to nothing…to a fucking sign [laughs]. My name’s Claudia. I didn’t have a Rap name. People said Claudia wasn’t gonna work, so my friend said, “Let’s be princesses.” It’s a stupid-ass story. My only options—‘cause I have black hair—was Jasmine, Pocahontas, or fuckin’ Snow White. I was like, “I’ll just take Snow White...whatever.” That’s where it came from. Somebody added on “Tha Product,” ‘cause they were explaining how the music business is. The music is the product, and you have to push it. You can’t just be good; you gotta push this shit.

DX: When did you start rapping?

Snow: It’s weird, ‘cause when I was a little kid I thought I was gonna be this super famous singer. But I got that outta my head for a long time, then I started liking Rap. Around 17 or 18, I was like, “This is what I wanna do.” My mom was like, “No, you’re not…go to college.” I tried that and was like, “No, fuck that.” That’s how I started rapping.

DX: How about your first Hip Hop experience? 

Snow: When I listened to The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill. It was around the time when I had a job, and I would ride the bus with some headphones on…to hear it; it’s like a movie in your head. I just heard her actually saying something at a time when I didn’t have anybody really givin’ me advice. When I saw that void, I thought maybe I could do that—at least in the Latin community and for Latin girls. I’ve gone through a lot of stuff that they go through, and even if I don’t get super world famous, at least I know I will have that place in some people’s lives. 

Snow Tha Product Affirms Her Mexican Heritage

DX: Who were your earliest influences?

Snow: Maria Felix. She’s a big Mexican actress. I’m really inspired by strong women. It’s super tight. Her, Shakira before the states, Gloria Trevi, and Lupita D’Alessio. A lot of Mexican and Spanish singers. They never took any bullshit. I always looked up to them. 

DX: Was Spanish or English your first language?

Snow: Spanish. There was a time in my life when I had a really thick accent. I prolly still do, and I hear people tell me about my accent. I had a really thick one. 

DX: How did you develop the track “Hola?” The opening scene is great. You turn social divide into positive festivities…what were your thoughts behind the song and video?

Snow: It’s a little bit of a play on a video by Gloria Trevi. She’s a Mexican Rock singer, and I looked up to her a lot. She’s really bad-ass. I wanted to do something similar. Her version is a lot more sexual than mine, which is more party. But yeah, she definitely had a cool video, and I wanted to do my version of it. I came up with the song just after a good party night. I was like, “Bam! I’m gonna tell the story of what happened last night.”

DX: What's it like being a Latina in Hip Hop? Does it matter to you?

Snow: Yeah, it does, because people forget that Latinos have been in this Rap thing since the beginning. Kid Frost is an OG as far as Latinos in Hip Hop go. I love B-Real in Cypress Hill and Cuban Link is dope. Mellow Man Ace spoke Spanish on a track and made it work. We have our own thing going, but Latinos make it relatable to everyone, and it doesn’t exclude anyone. I honestly listened to Big Pun the most, but obviously South Park Mexican repped hard for Mexicans. Latin folks have been involved in Hip Hop since the start, so I don’t understand why people get so shocked that some Mexican chick is really goin’ hard in it. Sometimes they are like, “Who is this girl? What is she reppin’?” We have the same struggles. I’m just bringing a different perspective to it. I think it’s awesome ‘cause you got people like Pitbull that are doin’ it big. Going Mr. Worldwide and shit. It’s cool to see that as far as Pop music goes, people can’t forget he was really spittin’ hard on his earlier stuff.

Snow Tha Product On The Re-release Of “Good Nights & Bad Mornings”

DX: Who makes your beats? Do you have a one go-to producer?

Snow: DJ Pumba. He’s who I started with in the beginning. We still work, but I definitely wanna grow as an artist, so I work with different producers. Whether they are super famous or not famous, I check my e-mail the same. So if I like it, I’ll get on it. Pumba—that’s my homie—so we keep workin’. Magnificent made “Hola,” so I’ll probably get some of his stuff for my album. Right now I’m workin’ with DJ A. I heard a lot of stuff I like, so yeah. Arthur McArthur had some really dope stuff, and Ty Dolla $ign…we got in the studio, and every beat he gave me I got on right away. It was dope.

DX: How would you describe your fan base? How do you connect with them?

Snow: They are really fuckin’ bad-ass. All the Product Pushas...shout out to all the top Product Pushas! I fuckin’ love you guys. My fans are fucking great, dude. They come out to my shows and buy me chimichangas; they always wanna smoke me out. They always wanna bring me bottles. I can’t fucking complain. I got a bracelet somewhere up my jacket…they give me stuff. I feel bad and had to tell them to stop, because they sent me this custom letterman jacket that looked super expensive. I cried on one edition of “Woke Wednesday.” They are great. I couldn’t ask for better fans. I’m happy they are following me and my career. They’re supporting me even though I’m still growing and changing a little bit tryna be better. They’re not like, “She’s sold out.” I’m really growing and tryna make cool music.

DX: I saw in an interview your upcoming project, Good Nights & Bad Mornings: The Hangover has Dizzy Wright and Tech N9ne features. What was it like working with them? How do you think their different styles compliment to your music?

Snow: Yeah, it has Trae Tha Truth, Tech N9ne, Dizzy Wright and a bunch of new songs that are just me on ‘em. I have that collab with The Cataracs. I think the one with Lupe Fiasco is on there and Ty Dolla $ign. I wanted to work with real people and not people who are just doing it for political reasons or whatever. It was just people who were interested in working with me. Tech N9ne is obviously one of the dopest emcees ever, and was willing to be on my mixtape, which is crazy. It’s really cool ‘cause I haven’t worked with many artists.

I’m like, “Oh dope, they fuck with me.” It’s cool when they tell me, “You fuckin’ killed it. I don’t know how to get on this…” That shit is really tight. Dizzy Wright and I shot a video for one of the songs, and I think Ty and I are gonna shoot a video too. Shout out to them. If you are on my mixtape, shout the fuck out to you ‘cause you’re cool. We’re re-releasing the mixtape and adding 10 brand new songs on it. So while new listeners get acquainted with me, the old fans get the latest stuff.

DX: What has been your biggest challenge being independent...then getting on a bigger label?

Snow: Everybody has opinions. When you are one of those rappers who is confident on the track, a lot of times people don’t take into consideration that we’re very personal with our music. You work hard at it, really love this song, and people are like, “Eh… whatever.” Then you’re like, “Damn. That song meant something to me, and you don’t care.” I’m not saying they do that, but there has been times—even friends of mine—where they’re like, “Eh… whatever.” It’s like you sat here and built a little sand castle and someone’s like, “I’ve seen better.” That was hard work! I’m figuring out where the line is of where I’m at right now as far as people’s opinions, taking them to heart or sometimes just taking it with a grain of salt.

Snow Tha Product Reflects On The Female Identity In Hip Hop

DX: What went into writing the song and developing the video for “Til Death?” You took a radical spin on being a woman who was broken with…

Snow: Actually my brother and I made that video. When I wrote the song I was already thinking about what I wanted to do for the visuals. It’s a little bit inspired by what I’ve gone through and a little bit going by what my homegirls have gone through. I wanted to write a song where the girl is more empowered. It’s not like, “Oh, you broke my heart. I’m sitting here so sad.” It’s like, “How fucking dare you? How can you do that shit? I’m gonna fuckin’ kill you…never mind I don’t wanna go to jail, so I’m gonna figure something out.”

DX: What do you think of female artists in Hip Hop now? Any you’d like to note?

Snow: I’m more inspired by the ‘90s with females in Hip Hop. I am big fan of Lauryn Hill, Missy…I was gonna say Queen Latifah, but business-wise Queen Latifah. Her shit is tight too. I was inspired by Eve and shit. “Love Is Blind” was really tight. 

DX: What do you think of Nicki Minaj and her career choices as a female emcee?

Snow: I like her as a rapper. I’ve seen some of her interviews, and that’s what made me see a lot of her reasoning behind a lot of the stuff she does. It’s really easy to get misunderstood as a female in this Rap game. Any confidence can be taken as cocky, and any sexiness is slutty. There’s been times for me like that... I don’t sell sex, but when I take a picture with somebody they’re like, “Oh, she must be fucking him.” It’s weird. I think Nicki’s doing what she has to do to succeed in the game. I’d have to say—if we’re honest—if it wasn’t for Nicki being as successful as she is, people prolly wouldn’t be paying as much attention as they are to female rappers that are in the game right now. People have forgotten about the whole thing, so more power to her.

How Family & Education Impact Snow Tha Product

DX: How important is your mother's role in your career, or how was it in the beginning? Was she supportive?

Snow: She didn’t want me to rap. She said this wasn’t a career for me, and I needed to go to school. My biggest thing is that I wanna be successful. I wanna show her I did something right. I want to help my brother so he can be successful. Basically, by her facial expressions when I do certain stuff is how I can tell if I’m doing good in the Rap game. Expect some Spanish music from me, ‘cause she’s dying to hear it.

DX: You were originally studying social work during college. Why the change of heart to music full-time? How does that passion bleed into your art today?

Snow: I wanted to be a social worker because when my parents were going through a divorce, I got a lot of counseling and dealt with that whole program, and I thought it was tight. They should do this. There’s a lot of kids that didn’t end up going through that, so you don’t really understand all the problems that you need to work out before you become an adult and become a maniac. I was kickin’ it with my homegirl Lisa, she’s older, and Jill. They said, “You really need to do what you wanna do.” If you wanna help people and have a talent, you can show a lot of people at the same time by talking through your music. You can reach a lot of people rather than going one by one. Get big and tell them what you wanna say.

DX: Tell me about “Woke Wednesdays.” When did it start and how did it develop? I can see you doing comedy…

Snow: People get the wrong impression of me through some of my songs and the stuff they might see. So I wanted to show them how I really am. My brother was out of high school and didn’t have nothing to do so I said, “Pick a camera and roll.” It’s been developing as we go. We don’t know what we’re doing it’s just going. People keep asking for it. We stopped for two months and people were like, “When are you gonna bring it back? Where’d they go?” Now we’re back on track.

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228 Comments

  • Anonymous

    her name is Snow? c'mon now! another wack ass rapper already used that name. These rappers out here are getting extremely lazy. seriously? When u cant even think of a unique name, that speaks volumes about the rest of your music. just fucking sad!!!

  • Brad

    snow tha product dope as fuck

  • straange

    Snow's dope. she killed it on the song she got wit tech n9ne

  • Six

    She ain't got shit on Gean Grea. Snow is a wanna be Nikki

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    til death = chick eminem

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K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules.

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  • K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are yo

    "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. "Knight Rider: Knight Rider (#1.0)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you l

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  • K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are yo

    K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead.

  • My Scary Dream

    Scary Dream This dream i had just today had to be the creepiest and weirdest dream I ever had. So it started off with a man crossing the road with his son heading home. As he crossed the road he noticed there was a ginger cat lying there in the middle of the road and it seemed to be injured. The man was fond of animals and he attempted to scare the cat away from the road. Eventually the cat moved to the side and the man noticed that the cat looked be injured. The injury seemed to have occurred on the cats under belly. So the man grabbed the cat and flipped it and found that there was nothing wrong. The man decided that nothing was wrong with the cat so the man and son decided to continue walking home. As he was walking home the cat continued to follow him. The man eventually got irritated of the cat so he shouted "what's your problem" angrily to the cat. This is where the dream gets somewhat strange the cat responded in clear cut English and claimed it needed a place to stay and it had nowhere to go. The son pleaded with the father to allow the cat to stay with them and the father reluctantly agreed. So the cat followed the father and son to their house how ever on the way the cat kept muttering about how the world was going to end. The man was getting very irritated and he told the cat if it continued muttering those words the man will throw the cat out and hurt the cat. After the man dropped the son and cat off at home he went to work. At work the man received an emergency call from his wife that something bad happened at his house. The man drove quickly home with a sense of urgency from the call he had received from his wife. Upon arriving he was shocked by the site he came across. He found his son with a big gash across his face sobbing in tears and quickly assumed that the dreaded cat had done it. The cat was continuing to mutter the gibberish saying the world was going to end. Enraged the man stormed into the kitchen and grabbed a knife. The man then ran full speed towards the cat and grabbed it by its throat. Shaking with rage he positioned the knife parallel with the cats throat. This is where things really got weird for me as i was watching this movie from a third person point of view. The dream shifted to reality and what i saw was that the man was not holding the cat by the throat with a knife he was actually holding his wife by the throat with a knife. The man had actually dreamed of the cat and the events that occurred prior to the dream shift and through subconscious the man was still asleep when he had sleep walked to the kitchen grabbed a knife and then subconsciously mistook his wife as the cat. The man choked the wife with a firm grasp disallowing his wife to scream. Then the unthinkable happened through his sleep state the man who thought his wife was the cat that caused all these problems for him slashed the throat of his wife how ever in his dream he was slashing the throat of the cat. After wards the man woke up and found what he had done and slashed his own throat and then i woke up feeling very shocked at the dream I just had. This is not an actual story or a movie it is what happened in my dream and no matter how much you research these events that occurred in this dream you will not find it anywhere on the internet.

  • This is Sad

    She's straight up stealing tech n9ne flow and beats. Even though she can't flow like tech she has his style written all over her, which is why she sucks azz. WTF is this Woke shit? IF ya'll niggaz were WOKE you wouldn't be rappin about elementary shit like 'breakin up with a bf' Ya'll would be rapping about some real life shit, if ya'll really WOKE. WOKE = conscious. This bitch probably can't spell conscious..

  • Truth

    Who the fuck is this bitch?? This bitch is W.A.C.K she says 'tight' too many times, nobody even says that anymore, wtf.. If she listened to Lauryn Hill all the time, then WHY is she so fucking wack? Did she actually listen to the lyrics of Lauryn Hill? Obviously not

  • K.I.T.T.: Why did you lK.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have ano

    K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Tho

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    K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T." K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip! Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike. K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas. Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely. Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new. "Knight Rider: Fly by Knight (#1.15)" (2009) Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I. Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. [KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard] Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael. Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid? K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it. "Knight Rider: Exit Light, Enter Knight (#1.13)" (2009) Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap. "Knight Rider: A Hard Day's Knight (#1.4)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines *now*? "Knight Rider: Fight Knight (#1.14)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT! "Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (#1.7)" (2008) K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules. "Knight Rider: Day Turns Into Knight (#1.11)" (2009) K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead. K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither. K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Tho

  • drew

    Ya niggas dont run shit!! this girl is shitting on all ya niggas rapping about ya drug lords. This 2013, welcome to the new era of rap. The world works on its own, ya niggas just part of it. The world want Snow Tha Product!!

  • drew

    She is one the best rappers out now and ever to exist. God is sending out a message and that is.... Ya niggas dont run Shit!

  • noahc313

    that til death song is some real shit. reminds me of em

  • beats

    I FUX WIT SNOW THA PRODUCT

  • ANON

    She nice! crazy flow!

  • Anonymous

    SHE KILLED THE SONG SHE GOT WITH TECH N9NE!!!

  • 187

    Hell yea she reppin for latinos! she go hard

  • Anonymous

    FUCK HATERS!! KEEP DOING YOUR THING SNOW! LATINOS GONNA REP AND SUPPORT U! FUCK WHAT THESE LAMES THINK

  • COCA

    COME ON BABY YOU KNOW YOU LOOK TOO GOOD TO BE TALKING THAT SERIOUS TALK... TWERK FOR PAPI BABY

  • noahc313

    Wouldn't mind finding out how her throat feels

  • Anonymous

    Just who's dick did she suck to get attention?

  • wuht

    snow the product what a corny ass name lmao

  • Anonymous

    suck a nigga dick ho

  • Anonymous

    i hate bitches that wear them big rimmed glasses when they dont actually need glasses

  • 2Chainz

    skake it shake it like stripper hoe

  • Anonymous

    shes blowing up one song with tech and your famous ask hopsin

  • Anonymous

    niggas don't know shit. snow's legit as fuck

  • Lick T Nuts

    It's pretty obvious that ths Snow chick is the one trolling her own article, giving herself props and going in on anyone that doesn't like her music. I respect the grind but pretending to be your own fans is not a good look. Let the music be your defense. Good luck on your career.

    • True

      Its not her 'fans' that are supporting her, its the paid-to-post suckaz. Its either that or 'Tha Product' herself. she's mad wack

    • REAL FAN

      u forsure dont know her fans. we real as can be and we all united and fight for snow defend her cause we love her and respect her. tell yall this much I'm sure as hell she didnt pay dozens of people to get her name tattooed right? if u dont know stfu LOW KEY HATER.

  • GNBM 2

    DAMN her mixtape sounds dope! Dizzy wright, tech n9ne, lupe fiasco, trae tha truth, and ty$?! nice

  • Anonymous

    Hell no!!! She can't rap she's a bitch!! Whats wrong DX ?!!

  • YMCMB OVA ERRYTHANGGGG

    who the fuck is this nobody and why the fuck do you hhdx losers post about an irrelevent piece of trash named snow the product. You cunts should know that NICKI MINAJ is the greatest female rapper of all time and she makes every other wanna be irrelevent. Nicki is the queen of rap she is the hottest makes the best songs sings the best raps the best this bitch wishes she even had a 10th of the talent that nicki has. Irrelevent wanna be beaner ass bitch. NICKI RUNS THE RAP GAME AND ALL YOU WANNE BE NICKIS FUCK OFF AND NEVER TRY CUS YOU WILL ALLWAYS BE AN IRRELEVENT BITCH!!. YMCMB WE OUTCHEAAAAAA

    • #Mexican Rappers Oxymoron!?

      I laughed at this bitch when she said latino's been in rap from the beginning, correction Afro-Americans been in after all we created it. Beaners did not want shit to do with Negro's, they hated them. Puerto Ricans and Dominicans were the types of Latinos that hopped aboard the hip-hop train. The Mexicans were trying to be fucking white so hop off that shit nigga. I am a Rican and most of us along with the Domini's have African blood, we were fucking with hip-hop not no racist ass mestizo. Mexican's aint start fucking with hip hop until the mid to late 80's when they swagger jacked Ricans and American African-Americans.

    • Will

      I agree with you to a certain extent, Nicki is better than her and if nigga's say otherwise is because they are wanna be hipsters. From what I seen she is pretty much jackin everybody flow.

    • Anonymous

      YEAH YEAH I KNOW "WORLDS"..(TYPO)

    • Anonymous

      U SOUND FUCKING STUPID. SO BECAUSE NICKI IS THE MOST FAMOUS FEMALE RAPPER "NOW" NO ONE ELSE CAN DO THEIR THANG??? THERES LOTS OF FEMALE MC'S IN THE WORLS AND HARDLY ANY OF THEM ARE TRYING TO BE NICKI...IGNORANT FUCK!

    • FUCK YMCMB

      fuck u bitch nicki aint shit snow will murder nicki in every aspect! she will beat her fuckin ass in the ring on a track. stop suckin dick nigga u aint shit with ur ymcmb nigga dnt get ur ass beat!!!!!!

    • HAAAAA

      HAHAHA ^^ this is a joke right? FUCK YMCMB and NICKI.. and Snow Is not even close to being a nicki wannabe

  • Anonymous

    Snows a real ass chick. but if you took the time to actually READ the article yall would have know that already

  • jaime

    Snow Tha Product all day!!!

  • Gina

    snow i been a fan for a few years now n it feels good to see u on dx front page. keep rockin mami

  • PIMP

    This bitch better go back twerking to stimulate niggaz, females rappers suck dick.

  • Heatislap

    She defintley the dopes female emcee out right now. cant wait for the new project

  • Anonymous

    She's okay. Like most female rappers she has to be super masculine which defeats the purpose of being a female rapper IMO. I have given up hope on another female rapper to have the femininity of Lauryn Hill. Hill actually sounded like a woman rapping about life and her experiences. Every other female rapper sounds like she had to copy a male rapper to get good.

    • D

      She is average not feelin her she sumthin for the mexicans out there and there sympathizers.

    • ratherug

      have you heard her on the song she has with tech n9ne called so dope.. she raps about the what its like being a female in the rap game.. or on the song til death that they posted above she raps about her being a female in a bad relationship so shes obviously not a "copy of a male rapper". you need to do your research on an someone before you label them as something theyre not

  • `

    I really was never a big fan of girl rappers till i heard her. she completely changed my opinion lol Love ya snow your the best

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  • hiphopdx

    Thank You Snow, for being the only female rapper worth listening to. keep doing yur thing

  • Mellow Man Ace, brother of Cypress Hill member Sen Dog

    Let me be abundantly clear. She is one of the sickest artists out right now, if not the sickest. Theres no match. No equivalent, Shes got looks, style, the ability to spit, stage presence, and conceptsall of these things show she has what it takes

  • WokeKrunkJuiz

    Yea Snow Doing Her Thang I Am Proud 2 Say She Represents For Us-N- All This Hate Makes Me Laugh LMAO!!!Cuz She Getting Her Paper Up While U Over Here Hating N- Are Irrelevant Bahahaha Neva Gave A Fuck #WokeAF

  • ___

    YESS!! the song with her and lupe fiasco is crazy. she can flow!

  • imho

    this girls a spitter for real. she can kill the mic

  • DMX

    Fuck this bitch, all females rappers are wack.

  • ss

    i fuck wit dis chick. she could spit

  • Sha7

    Who was questioning it? This site is inflammatory and uses shock tactics to entrap readers. Peace to Black and Brown. i'm gone.

    • King

      The fuck you mean African Americans are brown. You beaners are light as fuck, because you were raped by Euro's and you guys are now a mixed ethnic group. Native Amerindian/Euro=Mestizo. We are the true brown niggas we genetically can become light I am Ethiopian I know. Fuck the Mexicunts, you beaner niggas wanted to be white stop stealing from us.

  • dan

    HANDS DOWN BEST FEMALE RAPPER IN HIP HOP

  • technician

    First heard of here on the song she got with Tech N9ne( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7e4du_UyLc) ! Shes SOOO DOPE

  • OrangeLand

    She's nice. Not everything I've heard from her is my steez, but she's got talent. I respect it. She respects the culture, unlike all too many of you trolls. If you don't like her stuff, don't listen.

  • finally

    FINALLY SOMEONE DOPE THAT PUTTIN ON FOR US LATINOS

  • .

    Snows Hard Work is payin off!

  • Woke Estar

    I love snow ! Shes so real proud product pusha ! WakeYaGameUp.Com

    • Anonymous

      wtf is all this woke shit why do all her fans have Woke in front of their names can someone explain that to me?

  • dope

    Finally Snows the recognition she deserves

  • WOKE

    what's the point of a negative comment? the article isn't going anywhere... +++

  • Aaron

    Well when her competition is bitches like V Nasty, I'm pretty sure Snow got a bright future.

    • Wendy

      V-Nasty is better than her peeople in the bay don't fuck with her. I am aa white girl we rap better than beaner bitches ya'll got fucked up teeth and you guys are wanna be white bitches

    • Ashley

      STOP TROLLIN ON MY SNOW

  • For the Idiots on this board

    If you want to listen to actual good hip hop, as opposed to this wack shit, put on some Melle Mel, Grandmaster Caz, or some old school shit, even Kool Herc, maybe some Dilla, speaking of which, he must be rolling over in his grave with the direction the genre is going. So go listen to real shit, not this wackness

    • Wow, you are a dumbass

      You didn't read, I said she is wack and that you all should listen to some real shit instead of this played out shit.

    • For the idiot who posted that comment

      shut the fuck up. that has nothing to do with snow... you are pathetic

  • What?

    Her lyrics are wack... real wack and tacky. Her flow is ok, its been played out though. She's not saying anything at all. I heard one of her songs and its called 'cookie butter bitches' wtf is that? If you actually LISTEN to her, then you would be like 'wtf am i listenign to?' This is the type of music that makes people retarded, and of course, killing hip hop at the same time. #SupportRealHipHop and not this bitch. If your Latino then why in the hell would you call yourself Snow? She's really a white girl.

    • Bah

      This is exactly what I said her rap name is garbage, then she said she was going to go with Jasmine from Aladdin. I was done after that shit the bitch need some color before shee put on for Jasmine. She is still garbage mexicans should stick to cholo shit leave the rapping to us Ricans and Africans.

    • Crystal.

      Stfu! They call her snow cause she white complcted pendejo !!!! You have to be slow in the head to say shes white when it says "Mexican American" right their!

    • Anonymous

      oh so nows she a drug dealer?

    • iBet

      Damn are you stupid? "SNOW" = coke. "the product" = what she's slangin. Get it? or do i have to go even more into detail?

  • WOKEtiffany

    snow you changed my life!!!!!!!!!!!! keep doin you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wokemike

    this bitch is wack

  • Snow_In_Love

    snow killin me softly... she's so beautiful....

  • Aaron Hernandez

    This bitch is killing hip hop, might have to kill her to make her shut up

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  • Wokemike

    Smh at u haters lol you don't know good ,music when u hear it ... If you don't like her don't say shit mofos. Stuff n go listen to the fag Justin Bieber haters! Funny you haters keep her name in ur head haha

  • Someone

    Jean Grae would slaughter her lyrically.... When you can keep pace with Pharoahe Monch, you know you are good.

  • WokeJoker

    This is why I love Snow. Its not all about the music and the money to her. Its about the fun, and helping people out with personal problems. I'm a guy, and white, so I obviously don't have problems being a Latina.. LMAO but there's still some relatable messages in her music. WAKEYAGAMEUP

  • Jraqwoke

    Snow Tha Product is legit so all u haters keep hatin cuz you obviously lack taste in music.So while u haters on the internet talkin shit Snow Tha Product is GETTIN IT!!

  • Adam Newman

    Snow is dope. I know she's already signed to Atlantic but I'd love to see Tech sign her to Strange Music.

    • WokeJoker

      She's fine where she is. I feel like if she signed to Strange, they'd make her more like their artists. There's nothing "Strange" about Snow, like there is Lynch, Prozak, and Krizz.

  • Chantal F. Griffith

    just as Terry answered I cant believe that people able to get paid ($)9183 in four weeks on the computer. did you look at this website... WWWCAN99.COM

  • SPM - Son of Norma

    If any of yall out there don't know about South Park Mexican's music yall are sleepin.... still goin hard from prison about the drop "Son of Norma"

    • Asian Swag God

      That baby raping beaner give it up Latinos suck when it comes to rap. We Asians and blacks are light years ahead its funny. The whites you fuckers emulate are better than ya'll signed an Asian nigga who hates beaners.

    • me

      fuck SPM that child molesting faggot

    • Anonymous

      Didn't that motherfucker go to jail for molesting a little girl?? Fuck outta here with SPM.

  • SIMONE

    I JUST LISTENED TO GETTIN IT. U GET IT GIRL. #SNOWONEVERYTHANGG

  • iBet

    ....all the ppl hating with the racial comments are white.....I would bet every dollar in my account on that, and guess what? I would win...

  • Nuff said...

    Ayo......she can actually spit. Do yo thang mami!

  • flintoff15

    my classmate's sister-in-law makes $63 every hour on the computer. She has been fired for 9 months but last month her check was $17702 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more > ---- WEP6OM

  • Woke Conchuda

    These Haters Just Ignoring Exactly What She Said In Her Interview. They Misinterpret Her By Her Lyrics Because They Can't Comprehend The Deepness. It's More Than Just Rap Music Even When It's A Track Like "Hola" Y'all Are Just Too Sleepy To See. Bitch, WakeYaGameUp And Get Woke. Follow One Of The Best Movements Alive - Conchuda AKA Woke Horchata

  • WjesseOwayneKrayaE

    It blows my mind to see all these fucking morons with their hating ass comments. People obviously know jack shit about lyrics, and haven't heard any of her music. She isn't only better than all the female rappers out, but she is better than most of the guys too. Talking about how she is garbage? Name a female with a flow like hers, past or present. Oh and since when do you have to be dark brown to be latino? Not one of you cowards would say shit in front of anybody you are trying to put down, not even her, and she's a girl and like 5' tall. Hatred is a female trait, and I must say if you are commenting here and hating in any way shape or form, you're a straight up bitch!

    • Asian Swag God

      Rappers who are better than this trash you mexican boy: Jean Grae, Angel Haze, Rapsody, Shystie and so many more are better than this chick. I hate when Latinos shove their wack ass rappers down our throats, like we have to love this shit she put on for you not me.

    • WjesseOwayneKrayaE

      Thinking critically and being a hating ass bitch are two completely different things you fucking douche nozzle! Calling somebody you know absolutely nothing about a "FAGGOT" shows exactly the type of person you are. You don't belong on this planet anymore. Your type is played the fuck out. And Jean Grae is pretty dope. I am not saying either is better, but my comment was based on the shit on the radio now.

    • Anonymous

      Jean Grae is better, amongst others.

    • Anonymous

      ^^Your ignorance is sad.

    • Syzen

      So the greatest thinkers of all time were bitches because they thought critically? STFU FAGGOT This bitch's lyrics are beyond garbage, that's probably why people hate her shit.

  • Anonymous

    woah..this chick got game..

  • Anonymous

    who the fuck is this person and how much does she pay you motherfuckers to post articles about her and put em on the front page? fuck outta here

    • Anonymous

      bunch of nobodies

    • WokeJoker

      She's obviously not a nobody if she's doing work with Lupe, Tech, Dizzy, etc. And if shes on FRONT PAGE of the site. Sup hater.

    • Anonymous

      but this chick is a nobody, though... how is it that she gets on the front page in the top 5 stories?

    • product_pusha_tay

      DX covers hip hop news you fuckin ass wipe. they write articles of all colors, shapes and sizes related to rap. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

  • Woke_Lolita

    WE LOVEEE YOU SNOW!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Who cares about this latin piece of trash

    • Ken

      I am African and I say she is trash too because she is, now I am a racist now too fine then I will be prejudice after all my people made the genre.

    • Alejandro

      You whites are so brave when you are online . But are so spineless and weak hearted in real life .

  • Amounts

    Chauvinist Shoving Shit In Her Ass: If she was my girlfriend I would try out that huge chin of hers in domestic disputes. ROFLMAO

  • Envy

    Fuck You Haters!!!!!!! Snow Is Representing Latinos So Fuck OFF!! Her Music Is Legit!!!!

  • CIKO

    There are so many trolls on here. I've never heard of her before this article but I can be objective, unlike many of you. After reading it and listening, I can see that people may not dig her style. But to say she is wack? You're simply hating. Like, for real. Kill yourself. She can definitely spit. Again, you may not like her style but you can't deny she can flow.

    • X

      Flow I agree man her lyrics are trash and even her flow is generic. She has no creativity or something that will pull you in to like her thats why she is trash.

    • Flow

      yeah, she can flow...but her lyrics are pure garbage. No wonder people are stuck on stupid nowadays, they don't have the attention span to focus on the lyrics.

  • sun_god7

    Puerto Ricans been in HipHop from jump in the NYC days. Who would question that? Mexicans are newer though. Immortal Technique is Peruvian but he's Black.

    • James

      She tries to act as if mexicans have always been in hip hop bitch us Ricans and mexicans are not the same race. Mexicans came late to the game and were never part of its conception because they were to busy kissing the white man's ass

  • WOW

    Look at all the Paid-to-Post suckaz on here... No wonder she got this far, $$$$, and not bc of her fans. You know you suck when your name is "Tha Product" #thisBitchIsWack

    • Lol

      Stfu u fag n go listen to Justin Bieber

    • WokeJoker

      None of us are paid to post here. Some, like you, are here to troll on the site. Us Product Pushas are here to show our support, as we always do! Wake ya game up buddy!

  • Anonymous

    if she was my girlfriend i would tell her to get a real job

  • WokeVickyGee

    FUCK THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS! SNOW IS MAKIN' IT BIG !! AND IF YOU AINT WITH THE WOKE MOVEMENT YOU NEEDA GET WIT IT OR GET LOST!!

  • Anonymous

    No doubt the chicka can spit and reppin hard for latinas, buton the REAL her lyrics are just wack as fuck! Wake up Ma, and take more notes from MC Lyte, Jean Grae and Eternia. Ah shit..what am I saying? She already done sold out to Atlantic Records. SMH..

    • Anonymous

      You said she can spit but then that her lyrics are wack? I agree but that sounds weird. But how many people are supporting those artists? Maybe you & me, but not many else. When rapping becomes your full time job you have to earn a living. Of course Jean Grae and them do but they have investments & i'm sure have some other things to fall back on whether it's a degree or something else.

  • James B. Flynn

    I went in with an open mind but after listening to some of her "music" I felt compelled to type this: Snow Tha Product, you are terrible. Please just stop rapping. Thank you.

  • WokeVickyGee

    SNOW IS DOIN' THE DAMN THING! ALL OF HER PRODUCT PUSHAS ARE PROUD OF HER :) WE ALL LOVE YOU SNOW

  • la vida es buena

    THE NEXT PRESIDENT WILL BE LATINO !!!!!

    • Keyboard Warriors Unite

      ^ will do anonymous Dweeb will do ^

    • Anonymous

      yeah bro you should post that a few more times

    • Brave Keyboard Warriors

      I feel the need to thank my fellow brave keyboard warrior's from the states of Montana, Iowa ,South Dakota,Utah etc Without you're irrelevant racist views the black and brown visitors of Hip Hop Dx would not understand how angry we are with the state of the world and Hip Hop Brave keyboard warriors, they claim we are not Brave because we hide behind anonymous usernames and wouldn't say boo to a goose or a black person in real life . Those who try and stop us will never win as it is are civic white duty to spew outdated racist comments anonymously on hip hop websites . Stay strong brothers and sisters keep up the fight we will overcome the unfair struggle's we are going through

    • Angry White Guy

      FUCK OBAMA AND ALL YOU ILLEGALS

    • Gary Sanchez aka Pedro Hernandez

      Beaners can't comprehend politics.

  • Latino

    If she's Latino then I am Asian... What Latino girl do you know calls herself 'Snow White'? She's a white girl, with a big azz jaw-line. Latino my ass

  • Yeah Right

    This bitch claims she's Woke; far from that. Her lyrics are IGNORANT and make no sense at all. But we live in a stupid world with too many stupid people that barely graduate High school, no wonder they think that this bitch is really conscious. Clearly she's not.

  • Snow Tha Product

    HOT GARBAGE

  • Woketek

    Snow is going far she has the skill and drive to do big things

  • Chauvinist Shoving Shit In Her Ass

    She is pretty goddamn cheeky, meaning her music is straight cheeks.

  • WTF Hip Hop DX

    WTF DX?? Why do a interview with a no-talent bitch? Clearly she's here to ruin rap and only 'to be successful'.. her lyrics are wack, her flow is all the time the same, and it's been played out in the 90's. This chick has really NOTHING to say. Just Stop giving this wack bitches exposure.

  • Stupid Niggers

    Fuck all these illegal immigrants

  • Anonymous

    shes a cutie but i aint trying to hear her rap

  • lame

    WHO?????????????????

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