Infographic - HipHopDX Visits Ghostface Killah's New Restaurant

During HipHopDX's recent visit to Stapleton, Staten Island, we stumbled in to the Wu-Tang Clan emcee's newest venture and broke bread at the God's table.

HipHopDX loves the Ghostface Killah. Tony Starks’ lyrics have kept us street-smart, they’ve kept us happy and on the real, and they’ve kept us hungry. The legendary emcee, who’s “rocked the fisherman cap like Gorton’s,” has proven to be a connoisseur of fare from the sea. Culinary references to Grouper, Halibut, and “more fish” have become a signature style within the Wally Champ’s repertoire. So much so, that it’s not terribly hard to imagine that the Wu-Tang Clan member could plausibly open up a restaurant of his own when he hangs his mic up – though we hope he never does. And, if Ghost ever did get a restaurant poppin’ off, this is what DX imagines the menu will look like.

52 Comments

  • Airic Livingston

    Ol' Dirty Bass... Lmao!

  • Stephanie Suckerfree Ellis

    WOW I LOVE THE MENU AND THE INNOVATIVE DISH TITLES.

  • MikeBgetinHoes

    50 cent sodas Evian water by Cappadona

  • Anonymous

    For desert: Freak a Lemon Pie

  • DR Jam

    This article would be perfect on April 1st. I actually thought it was for real.

  • Melo

    All seeds welcome. Word. Dress code enforced: Robes and wallys required. Bet. Ol' Dirty Bass - "No longer on the children's menu, but still served for the kids" HAHAAAAAAAAA! Wu-Tang is for the children!!!

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  • LordLamikTheEmperor

    Why the fuck is ghostface's restaurant still pissing me off, making every click send me here?! This aint some big fucking news, shit just needed a main news line for a couple days, not this fucking bullshit. Your sites fucking annoying when you have this gay ass infographic pages making every fucking click take us here. All your infographics have been fucking terrible, some 1 paragraph news you gotta waste er'bodys time with. KMT

  • Anonymous

    i read this article when it was posted weeks ago. take it off the main website. it was funny once, now its boring.

  • tcadillac

    WTF, everytime I click on shit it brings me here. Fix your shit

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  • Gustov

    WTF HIPHOPDX. get rid of this fuckin article i dont care about ghostfaces new restaraunt so much that it needs to be the main thing on every page. i always click on it by accident in the middle of a song/video. fix this shit soon or im leaving your site. im very angry bitch.

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  • Char

    THIS IS HILARRRRRRRRRRRRIOUS

  • DMellow77

    Hilarious ... And kind of wish it were real.

  • Evan Nielson

    HipHop DX - Fix your fucking CSS code. It's ANNOYING as fuck that every time I click anywhere outside of the white area it brings me to this Ghostface editorial. If I wanted to look at this, I would click on the link on the editorials page. All fucking bad. Fail.

  • Igz

    A day in GFK's kitchen... "Put it on the fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour"

  • IwasOnDonniesRoofToo

    P.S. No Jimmy Neutron,Spiced Out Calvin Coolidge Cake, Bullotti Big Beers, Bar- B- Que Giraffe Ribs, Jurassic Scooby Snacks, Yolandas Fried Fish Sticks,Shaolin $10,000 Rabbit Stew, Solomons Strawberry Sugar Walls Ice C.R.E.A.M,The Shakey Dog Plate with rum,fried plantains and rice,big round onions on a T-bone steak, Muderous Muthaf##kin Cognac served when Wine is ordered,Pasta with Raekwon R.A.G.U Sauce or Killah Bee Honey Dew Melon ??? C'mon DX that was too unfunny for deeper research not to be done. ^^^^^^ CLASSIC UPGRADE.GNR!

  • Rick

    Motherless children eat free! hahaha Cheap Drinks at the God Hour!!! O_o Ol' Dirty Bass........oh man! GFK the greatest!!

  • gasoline

    lol almost thot it was real too, i like it tho, creative..

  • yo

    yo u forgot one of ghostface specials, my personal favorite THE BIG MAC-A-RONI & CHEESE WITH THE TURKEY LEGS!!

  • Anonymous

    Nice article. Need more things like this on here, never mind the gossip headline hungry haters

  • Anonymous

    lol niggas would bring there whole family the food wouldn't last.

  • Anonymous

    Stupid niggas not reading the article, and thinking this is real. Anyway, funny shit. Would definitely order an "Ol' Dirty Bass"

  • Up North

    Word. A Banana Nutriment with that Kunta Fly Salmon or that Dartfish with a Hickory Mint Glaze! This shit right here has entertained me more than anything all day. They need to do ODB's menu next!

  • Dre

    LMAO @ Rap Ballad Tossed Salad and the description!

  • Dynamic Producer

    That's funny..

  • A.S.

    A joint venture with Raekwon might work. Provided they both stay away from the kitchen themselves.

  • Greedy Greg

    Protect ya noodlefish.. gotsta havit

  • Anonymous

    lol Flavor Flav just closed down his restaurant....and GFK opened his own restaurant. such irony :P lol

  • Sensaye252

    Damn, this isnt real? I was really in the mood for some of that Wildflower Tilapia with eggs and grits.

  • O

    I thought this was real lol

  • Anonymous

    shit is awesome, b.

  • Anonymous

    ill eat there !!

  • beantown

    For real though. This shit is hilarious.

  • Jesus

    What. A. Waste. Of. Time. ...and they're even promoting it on either side of the page like it's something to write home about. Cut ya losses, take it down, remove the promo and we'll all act like this never happened. Deal?

  • elliot

    oreo this is awesome

  • Anonymous

    It'll be closed by next year this time unfortunately. If he is using fresh fish, especially ones that are specific like what's needed to go with his menu offerings he'll be losing a lot of money if he doesn't move a lot of fish. It would be different if he did have that many types of fish on the menu maybe, but I can see him losing money on a lot of fish that he'll have to throw away. If he's selling frozen fish like the shit you get out of the freezer at the grocery store he'll be closing the doors in 6 months!

    • Fuck y'all

      HAHAHHHHAAAAHAHHAH it's not even real you fucking know-it-all idiot.

    • GhostDeiniTheWizardofPoetry

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This dufus is hating on hypotheticals. Its not a real restaurant dweeb. Save your know- it- alls for your J-off sessions. P.S. No Jimmy Neutron,Spiced Out Calvin Coolidge Cake, Bullotti Big Beers, Bar- B- Que Giraffe Ribs, Jurassic Scooby Snacks, Yolandas Fried Fish Sticks,Shaolin $10,000 Rabbit Stew, Solomons Strawberry Sugar Walls Ice C.R.E.A.M,The Shakey Dog Plate with rum,fried plantains and rice,big round onions on a T-bone steak, Muderous Muthaf##kin Cognac served when Wine is ordered,Pasta with Raekwon R.A.G.U Sauce or Killah Bee Honey Dew Melon ??? C'mon DX that was too unfunny for deeper research not to be done.

  • j8ailey

    Short on material?